restroom break – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Toilet Break Time Minecraft SMP

1672 days, Afk, Away from keyboard, bathroom break, be right back, BRB, brb bro, Break, break time, gotta go, gotta go to the toilet, INACTIVE, last online, Long time no see, long time offline, Minecraft, ONLINE, restroom break, smp, taking a break, Time, TOILET, toilet break, toilet time

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where players mysteriously disappear for 1672 days after going to the toilet. Where did they go? Nobody knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversation in the chat. Join us for a wild ride of toilet adventures and unexpected disappearances. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to vanish into the abyss! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper.

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Eternal Quests 1.20.1

1.20.1, BOUGHT, Chat, chatgpt, COMPLETE, dogshit, ETERNAL, FIX, Game, guys, Launch, Quests, Release, Revamp, rules, scam, Scammed, set 1, SLOP, Talk, thinking, worry, Worthless

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a mystery box of rules! They don’t even release the rules until launch, it’s like playing Russian roulette with chatgpt slop! And if you think it’s a scam, well, that just adds to the thrill of it all. Who knows, maybe they’ll revamp everything and make set 1 worthless, but that’s the beauty of it! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

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SkyHighBFFs Minecraft Server

additional expenses, Chicago, Detroit, flying anxiety, flying direct, Friendship Dynamics, Girls trip, group travel, hotel expenses, international flight, long distance travel, Minecraft, ohare, seattle, Server, SkyHighBFFs, travel accommodations, travel costs, travel days, travel expectations, travel time, upset friend

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Look no further than our server, where flying anxiety is a thing of the past!

Join us and experience the thrill of flying anxiety-free, just like our Seattle girl who conquered her fears with us. Our server is so amazing that even the Detroit girl couldn’t resist flying out to join in on the fun (and spend some extra cash along the way)!

Don’t be like the Chicago girls who missed out on all the excitement. Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who needs Thailand when you have our Minecraft server to explore?

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MommaDramaCraft

artist career, caregiving, challenging opinions, cognition problems, creative jobs, family dynamics, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial crisis, financial management, financial powers, financial responsibility, financial support, Long Term Care, memory issues, MommaDramaCraft, part-time employment, poorly paid jobs, retirement planning, short term jobs, sibling relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of your family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the never-ending financial woes of your sister and the guilt of saying no to your mom’s loan requests.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can swim in pixelated oceans and paint pixelated masterpieces without worrying about real-life bills. Our server is the ultimate stress-reliever for those dealing with family members who just can’t seem to get their act together.

So come on, join our server and leave your family drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh your way to a brighter day. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some virtual financial success that your sister can only dream of!

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MineCraftSMPAddict

Competitive Gaming, Entertainment, escapism, favorite game, First Person Shooter, Gaming, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, hours played, immersive gameplay, leisure activity, long play sessions, MineCraftSMPAddict, multiplayer, RPG, solo play, strategy game, time consuming, top game, video games, virtual world

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, the most lit place ever, with like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to find them. Plus, the admins are like, super cool and give you free enchanted gear just for joining.

I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare mobs and treasure, but you have to solve a puzzle made out of chicken nuggets to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a talking sheep who will give you quests to go on epic adventures.

But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. And if you manage to survive the deadly dance-off with the evil skeleton king, you’ll be rewarded with a magical flying pig that will take you on a tour of the entire server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! It’s like, totally worth it, bro.

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RegretCraft: Mine, Build, Regret, Repeat

acceptance, BUILD, coping, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Healing Process, inner peace, letting go, life lessons, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, overcoming regret, personal growth, regret, RegretCraft, repeat, resilience, self compassion, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-forgiveness

Are you tired of dealing with all that regret in your life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all your real-life problems and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us and leave all that regret behind as you embark on hilarious adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? So come on, join our server and let’s laugh our way to victory!

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CraftyArmsDealzIsraeli

arms agreement, arms procurement, arms sale, CraftyArmsDealzIsraeli, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, government announcement, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military equipment, political news, review process, security alliance, State Department, US-Israel partnership, weapons deal

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we be slinging $7 billion worth of arms to Israel like it’s nobody’s business! We be circumventing review processes like it’s a walk in the park, ain’t nobody gonna stop us from getting our PvP on! Join us for some wild adventures and battles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Let’s get this party started, fam!

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Deep Mindcraft Gold

achievement, Advanced, AI model, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Breakthrough, Competition, data analysis, deep, deep learning, GOLD, gold medalists, Google DeepMind, innovation, International Mathematical Olympiad, machine learning, Mathematics, mindcraft, neural networks, problem solving, research, surpasses, Technology

come join our epic minecraft server where the mobs are smarter than google deepmind’s ai model! they can do math better than gold medalists in the international mathematical olympiad! watch out for the creepers solving complex equations before blowing up your builds! join now for a chance to outsmart our intelligent mobs and become the ultimate mathlete of the minecraft world!

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Isolation Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Insecurity, ISOLATION, Quest, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-compassion journey, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-image, self-perception, self-sabotage

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of shutting yourself off from the world and thinking you’re hideous, come join our Minecraft server! We’ll show you love and make you feel handsome AF, no pity or poking fun here! Let’s build a world where you can be your true attractive self and slay those creepers like the stud muffin you are. Don’t question reality, just join and let’s have a crazy good time together!

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SlimCraft SMP

advice, Before and after, determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, LOSE WEIGHT, meal planning, motivation, perseverance, self-discipline, SlimCraft, smp, success story, Tips, transformation, Tricks, weight loss, weight loss journey, workout routine

Oh my god, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found! It’s like, the best server ever, bro. Like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down on there. I joined because I heard they have this secret weight loss program where you have to mine diamonds for hours on end. And let me tell you, it works! I lost like 20 pounds in a week just from playing on this server. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. They have these epic PvP battles where you can fight to the death with other players. I once took down a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. It was so epic, bro. And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts they do every weekend. I found a chest full of enchanted golden apples once, it was like hitting the jackpot.

So yeah, if you want to lose weight, battle monsters, and find epic loot, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s the best decision I ever made, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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TPO Trump Musk Mayhem

Accountability, civil disobedience, consequences, constitutional crisis, court orders, defiance, Disobedience, executive orders, government intervention., judicial system, law enforcement, legal consequences, legal ramifications, Legal System, MAYHEM, Musk, repercussions.., Rule of Law, serious question, TPO, trump

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Trump and Musk are just two of the many players who ignore all rules and regulations! Join us for a wild ride as we watch them build giant walls made of cheese and rocket ships powered by memes. Who needs TPOs and court orders when you have chaos and creativity running rampant? Come join the fun and see what happens when the most powerful players in the game go rogue!

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