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Toilet Break Time Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where players mysteriously disappear for 1672 days after going to the toilet. Where did they go? Nobody knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversation in the chat. Join us for a wild ride of toilet adventures and unexpected disappearances. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to vanish into the abyss! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper.

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New Server IP
”’/Brit/ Minecraft SMP”’

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the llama racing track we built in the Nether – it’s a wild ride, literally.

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for…wait for it…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the new currency on our server, and let me tell you, things can get pretty heated in the potato market.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare items that will make you the envy of all your friends. Just be careful not to trigger the booby traps – trust me, I learned that the hard way.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. But fair warning – once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the perfect debut edition of our Minecraft SMP!

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New Server IP
Unity – Anarchy

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A fresh take on anarchy Minecraft with zero rules and pure chaos! Build, destroy, and survive in an unfiltered world.

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New Server IP
I GET IT Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anxiety-inducing experience! Join us if you want to feel your heart race as you navigate through treacherous mazes filled with jump scares and deadly traps.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Anxiety Dragon, a creature so terrifying that even the bravest players have been known to wet their pants at the mere sight of it. Defeat the Anxiety Dragon and earn the title of Anxiety Slayer, a prestigious honor that will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of anxiety like never before. Just make sure to bring a change of underwear, you’re gonna need it!

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New Server IP
Look at my Minecraft SMP wife

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken parade through the entire server, led by a pig riding a minecart. And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to build our houses upside down just for funsies.

But the real reason you should join is because of my wife. Yes, you heard me right. My wife is a Minecraft pro who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed and build a castle in under an hour. She’s basically the queen of the server, and if you want to impress her with your building skills or just bask in her awesomeness, then this is the place for you.

So come on and join us for some epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a chance to catch a glimpse of my amazing wife ruling the Minecraft world with her diamond pickaxe. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP

Toilet Break Time Minecraft SMP

”’/Brit/ Minecraft SMP”’

Unity – Anarchy

I GET IT Minecraft Server

Look at my Minecraft SMP wife