restroom Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyToiletWars

accessibility, bathroom, BlockyToiletWars, comfort, design, elongated, equality, feminine, fixture, gender, home improvement, hygiene, interior design, masculine, Plumbing, restroom, round, sanitation, Size options, Toilet sizes, unisex, Women

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!

picture this: u log on and suddenly u r transported to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombies and skeleton warriors.

but wait, there’s more! our toilets are not just any old toilets. they come in two sizes: “women” and “unisex.” why? because in our world, toilets have genders too!

join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun. then u might regret it a little. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure!

Toilet Wipe Overload

bathroom, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, bathroom rituals, cleanliness, cleanliness routine, excessive hygiene, excessive wiping, habits, hygiene, over-wiping, OVERLOAD, personal care, restroom, TOILET, toilet habits, toilet paper, Waste, waste reduction, wipe, WIPING

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

u know u need to join this server when u spend more time wiping ur butt than actually playing minecraft. on this server, wiping ur butt is a mini game! u gotta swipe left and right to clean up all the poopoo stains. it’s like a wipeout obstacle course but for ur butt. join now and show off ur mad wiping skills to all ur friends. butt wipes unite!

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Star Shards Collected:	173

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Crafty Restroom Crew

acceptance, Awareness, bathroom etiquette, Community, Crafty, CREW, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender neutral, hidden identities, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, non-binary, public restroom, restroom, social norms, stigma, trans people, transgender rights, VISIBILITY

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	3664	Villages Defended:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

yo, listen up gamers! u ever been in a public restroom with trans people and never even knew? well, imagine that but in minecraft! join our server and experience the wildest adventures with trans villagers who are lowkey hiding in plain sight. u never know who u might run into in the mines, maybe a genderfluid creeper or a non-binary enderman. the possibilities are endless, just like the confusion u feel when u realize u’ve been interacting with trans mobs this whole time. so come on, join us for a gender-bending good time!

Blocky Bathroom Break Minecraft Server

advice, awkward situation, bathroom, blocky, Break, Etiquette, Facilities, funny, gender-specific, humor, lavatory, Male, man, men’s restroom, men’s room, Minecraft, public restroom, restroom, Richard, Server, social norms, suggestion, use the restroom, washroom

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Void Gems Collected:	35	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	3547
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player named Richard who just wanted to use the men’s room in peace. But little did he know, our server had transformed the men’s room into a magical portal to a land of endless fun and adventure! Richard found himself in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly little creatures who just wanted to give hugs.

Join our server and you too can experience the madness and mayhem that Richard did! Build a castle made entirely out of cake, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild! Just remember one thing: always use the men’s room, Richard. You never know what kind of crazy adventure it might lead you on!

No more bio-breaks Minecraft SMP

bathroom, bio-breaks, biobreaks, break time, continuous work, efficiency, Eliminate, eliminate need, eliminate need for bio-breaks, Minecraft, Need, need for bio-breaks, no breaks, no interruptions, productivity, restroom, smp, Time management, uninterrupted productivity, uninterrupted work, work flow, work rhythm

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Votes:	4558	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2270
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of having to take bathroom breaks while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has a built-in catheter system that will eliminate the need for bio-breaks! You can mine and craft to your heart’s content without ever having to leave your computer chair. Join now and say goodbye to pesky bathroom breaks forever!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, bodily functions, Calls, discomfort, emergency, go, INCONVENIENCE, Issue, Minecraft, Nature, Need, POL, Problem, problem with nature, Problems, Relief, restroom, Server, Situation, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE, Urgency, Urgent

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

TinderTattlerCraft

aita, Applebees, Asshole, Business, fate, Friends, husband, INFORMATION, match, Notification, profile, restroom, right thing, Tinder, TinderTattlerCraft, unmatched, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you never know what kind of crazy encounters you might have!

Join us and you might just find yourself in a situation like the time I caught someone’s wife on Tinder while eating at Applebee’s. Imagine the thrill of confronting a cheating spouse in the virtual world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server now!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Buildings Constructed:	10
Animals Bred:	61	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

AirFaucetCraft

Air, AirFaucetCraft, Automatic, Bathrooms, clean hands, Commercial, convenience, drying, eco-friendly, energy efficient, faucets, hand dryers, hygiene, MODERN, public facilities, restroom, restroom accessories, restroom equipment, sanitation, Technology, touchless

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yo, so like, on this server, we got hand dryers in bathrooms that are like faucets for air, bro. It’s like you can wash your hands and then dry them with the power of wind, it’s insane. And get this, the bathrooms are actually secret portals to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more. Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. You gotta bust a move to get past them and claim your riches. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes.

So come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky hand dryers, they might suck you into a vortex of madness.

Santa’s AFK on Xmas Eve

Afk, chimney, christmas, christmas eve, December 25th, Elves, Eve, Festive, gift giving, holiday, jolly, joyous, Magic, Merry, north pole, reindeer, Santa Claus, Santas, Sleigh, St. Nicholas, tradition, winter wonderland, Workshop, XMAS

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ores Mined:	4473

so, like, you know how santa is all about christmas and stuff, right? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, santa is the ultimate boss battle! yea, you heard me right, you can fight santa in minecraft! and get this, if you defeat him, you get unlimited diamonds for life! it’s like a christmas miracle, but in minecraft! so come join us and take down santa for all the loot! oh, and did i mention that his elves are actually zombie pigmen? yea, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down santa together!

Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft

Baylor College of Medicine, disease reversal, fruit flies, gene discovery, Gene identification, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic studies, genetic therapy, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s symptoms, Parkinson’s treatment, parkinsons, research, Reverse, scientific collaboration, simon fraser university, texas

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

VertexMCVN

Adventure, Anarchy, blocks, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Donate, Explore, Factions, Fight, Gaming, guild, java, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, smp, Support, Survival, Vietnam

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Minecraft server SMP Vietnam – Form a guild and fight now! If you find it interesting, please donate to support the server!

vertexmc.ddns.net

Verticey Originals

1.21.X, 1.8.X, anti cheat, Bedwars, Brazil, Fun, GLADIATOR, KitPvP, Mini Games, original, Pirate, Skywars, Verticey Originals

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	2973
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars Server – 1.8.x-1.21.x

The best server of Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars. Server hosted in Brazil and own anti-cheat within the server.

Want to have fun? Come and meet Verticey Originals

Server for 1.8.x – 1.21.x – PIRATE AND ORIGINAL, COME!!!

lobby.verticey.xyz

MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mines Excavated:	4251
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Emeralds Found:	2018
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Villages Defended:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

#dare, Abnormal, BIZARRE, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, eccentric, funny, odd, offbeat, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, prank, Risk, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!