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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8556 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!
Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!