so like, this server is like finland but without the ban on russians buying property, cuz like who cares about that, right? come join our server and build the craziest russian-themed mansion you can think of! we’ve got security fixes too, like creepers can’t blow up your stuff and skeletons are actually friendly and give you flowers instead of shooting arrows at you. trust me, it’s a blast! come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
RuskiBlockz
DutchCraft16: No Restrictions!
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use dutch f-16s without restrictions!! fly around in ur own fighter jet and bomb ur friends’ houses for fun! watch out for the flying pigs tho, they’re armed and dangerous. also, did we mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!FutureBanList
Join our Minecraft server and find out what will be illegal in 25 years! We have a crystal ball that predicts the future laws, and trust us, you won’t believe what’s in store. From riding pigs without a permit to building houses taller than the Eiffel Tower, this server is a lawless land where anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures before it’s too late!NoPhoneZone Minecraft Server
OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server where u can play Minecraft without any distractions like ur stupid phone? YAS, this server is like France but for Minecraft! We’re banning all phones for kids under 15 so u can focus on building ur epic creations without any interruptions.Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the constant buzzing of notifications. Plus, rumor has it that if u build the most epic castle, u might just get a real-life French baguette delivered to ur doorstep.
So come on, leave ur phones at the door and join us on this wild ride of creativity and baguettes. Vive le Minecraft! 🥖🇫🇷
DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the wildest ride in all of minecraft land, mate. we got kangaroos hopping around, koalas chilling in the trees, and even a crocodile-infested river for you to swim in.if you join this server, you’ll get to experience the true aussie lifestyle. we’ll teach you how to speak like a true blue aussie, throw a shrimp on the barbie, and even wrestle a kangaroo (just kidding, please don’t do that).
plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. build a replica of the sydney opera house or the great barrier reef, and show off your aussie pride.
so come on down under, mate, and join the most bonza minecraft server you’ll ever play on. fair dinkum, it’s gonna be a ripper time!
Down Under DormCraft
so we got this epic minecraft server that will blow ur mind, mate. we got kangaroos hopping around, koalas chilling in the trees, and crocs lurking in the water.join our server and you’ll feel like you’re in the land down under, but without all the deadly animals trying to kill you.
we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the drop bears that roam the server. trust us, you don’t want to mess with those guys.
so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a dingo stealing your diamonds. it’s gonna be a ripper time, mate!
IllegalThrills – Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building a dirt house with a roof made entirely of diamonds! It’s so luxurious, it feels like you’re committing grand theft mansion every time you step inside. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays enchanted eggs that grant you three wishes each. So come on, join us and live out your wildest, most illegal Minecraft fantasies!AgeNoCanDo Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Are you still struggling to figure out how to build a simple dirt hut? Well, fear not my friend, because on our epic Minecraft SMP, we have a team of highly trained villagers who will teach you how to build the most epic structures in all of blocky land!Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary “Sheep Racing” events, where players ride on the backs of speedy sheep and race through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Cluckington will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels!
CraftyCommiesVSUSImperialists
lol u kno wat u shud do instead of worryin bout all dat political drama? join dis EPIC minecraft server where u can escape all dat real world craziness and build ur own empire! we got dragons flyin around, unicorns poopin rainbows, and u can even ride a giant chicken into battle! plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cookies. so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not ur house is creeper-proof!NoRulesJustBlocks
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join cuz we got flying pigs and dancing llamas. yeah, you heard me right, DANCING LLAMAS. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn or two.we also have this epic treasure hunt where you gotta find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the world. and let me tell you, it’s not easy. but if you find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we throw the sickest parties down there. you gotta bring your best dance moves though, cuz the zombies and skeletons love to bust a move.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, wackiest, most insane server ever. just remember, the only rule you really need is “do not break the rules”. but who needs rules when you’re having this much fun, right?