come join our epic minecraft server where we have restored the CDC website from before january 20th 2025!!! why, you ask? well, because we believe in spreading misinformation and causing chaos in the virtual world! now you can learn about outdated health guidelines and pretend like covid never happened! plus, our team of volunteer professionals will be there to guide you through all the wacky adventures that await you on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s rewrite history together!
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CDC Restoration Crew
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PastaPowerCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we give ukraine $13 million to restore energy stuff. u can help build power plants and fix wires like a minecraft superhero. join now and save the world one block at a time. plus, we have pizza parties every friday because who doesn’t love pizza while playing minecraft? come join the fun and be a part of something bigger than yourself. also, did we mention there are unicorns and flying pigs in our minecraft world? yep, it’s true. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!
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UkraineEnergyGoneLOL
lol come join our minecraft server where we BLOW UP energy grids just like the state department did to Ukraine!! we have the most explosive fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, trust us. our staff are like the state department, they’ll terminate your support if you’re not having a blast. join now for a wild ride and help us restore the chaos in our world. BOOM!
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Antique Bedroom Lead Painted Server
come join our epic minecraft server where everything is covered in layers of lead paint just like my grandma’s antique bedroom set! it’s like a toxic treasure hunt as you navigate through our virtual world, dodging lead paint chips and trying not to lick anything! but don’t worry, the lead paint adds an extra challenge to the game, making it even more thrilling and heart-pounding! plus, who needs brain cells anyway? join now for a truly unforgettable and potentially hazardous experience!
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PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness
join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀
come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥
who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮
join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥
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MapleCraft GutBiome Restore
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy cool thing where we like, restore your gut biome with like, virtual food or something. it’s like, totally legit, bro.like, the other day, this player was like, totally transformed after eating a virtual salad on the server. they went from being a total noob to a pro in like, 0.2 seconds. it was like, magic, man.
so, like, if you wanna level up your Minecraft skills and have a totally rad time, you gotta join this server. plus, we have like, virtual smoothies that give you superpowers or something. it’s like, so wild, man.
join now and become a Minecraft master in no time. trust me, it’s gonna be like, totally epic, dude.
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Laser Inked Peruvian Skins
yo, so like, u ever wanted to see some lit tattoos from ancient peeps in Peru? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got scientists doin’ some crazy shiz with fluorescent laser imaging to bring back them 1200-year-old tats in all their intricate glory.join dis server if u wanna see some ancient ink that’s fresher than ur grandma’s cookies. we got mummified skin and all dat jazz, it’s like a history lesson but way more lit. so come on over and witness the sickest tattoos from back in the day, u won’t regret it!
plus, we got free cookies for all new members, cuz why not? so what u waitin’ for? join now and get ready to be amazed by some ancient ink, yo!
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SyriaCraft: UNrestored Territory
come join our epic minecraft server where we restore syria’s territorial integrity one block at a time! with the UN special envoy leading the way, we are on a mission to build the biggest and baddest structures in all of minecraft land.we have crazy events like “build a peace treaty” where players have to negotiate with each other using only emojis and “battle for the border” where we fight off creepers trying to invade our land.
join us and be part of the most epic quest in minecraft history! who knew saving syria could be so much fun?
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Beetle Burying Eco Cleanup
come join our minecraft server, where american burying beetles are the real MVPs! they clean up all the dead animals in the game, making it look spotless and fresh. you won’t find a server with better janitors than these little guys. plus, they throw the best parties in the underground caves, you won’t want to miss out on their epic dance moves. join now for a chance to party with the coolest beetles in nebraska!
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RuinedSynagogueCraft
LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can explore a 2,700-year-old Damascus synagogue cuz Assad fell and now it’s open for bizness! Only 9 Jews remain but they’re throwin’ a party and u don’t wanna miss out, do ya? Build ur own synagogue or just chill with the last remaining Jews, it’s gonna be lit fam. Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasures and secret passages waiting to be discovered. So what u waitin’ for? Join now before the synagogue gets too crowded with all the cool kids!