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CarCraftin’ Sis Struggles

borrow my car, CarCraftin, Commute, coordinating, driving skills, fender benders, freedom, new job, parents, property protection, Protective, public transportation, save up, selfish, Sis, sister, Struggles, Trust, Understanding, unreasonable, work hours

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Farms Harvested:	515

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and car borrowing requests? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream car out of blocks! No need to worry about your sister crashing it or your parents getting involved – just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can drive your blocky car wherever you want without having to coordinate with anyone else. So come join us and leave the car borrowing drama behind!

QuirkyCraft SMP: Weird Habits

bizarre customs, bizarre habits, eccentric behaviors, eccentric practices, habits, odd behaviors, odd rituals, offbeat practices, peculiar habits, peculiar idiosyncrasies, peculiar mannerisms, quirky habits, quirky tendencies, QuirkyCraft, smp, strange behaviors, strange quirks, unconventional habits, unique rituals, unusual habits, unusual routines, weird, weird habits, weird tendencies

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	57	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the weirder your habits, the better!

We once had a player who would only mine diamonds while standing on one foot and reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. And let’s not forget about the guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat as his base.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, embrace your weirdness and join us on the craziest SMP out there!

DreamCraft – Where the bizarre becomes reality!

BIZARRE, bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream reflection, dream sharing, dream storytelling, dream symbolism, dream world, DreamCraft, lucid dreaming, odd dream scenarios, outlandish visions, Reality, strange dream, subconscious thoughts, surreal experience, unusual sleep experiences, vivid dreams

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Towns Built:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	New Chunks Explored:	598886
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!

Adults, children, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, Donetsk oblast, eastern europe, emergency relief, evacuation, governor, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Kids, Military, Pokrovsk, PokrovskCraft, Refugees, russia, Safety, SURVIVE, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Emeralds Found:	1533
Dragon Eggs Found:	2572	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got 38,000 peeps trapped in Pokrovsk and 1,900 lil kiddos who need ur help to escape from the evil russians closing in on them. u gotta build them a secret underground tunnel to safety and battle off the russian invaders with ur diamond sword. save the town and become a hero in our server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs for u to ride around on. join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

XPO1 Smackdown: Cancer vs. Killer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell activation, cell destruction, cell hijacking, cell recognition, cells, Disease treatment, immune response, immune system, immunotherapy, Killer, killer cell activation, medical breakthrough, natural killer cells, protein, protein targeting, SmackDown, XPO1

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	New Chunks Explored:	171144

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on our server, we got natural killer cells that will instinctively attack any cancer cells tryna grow and take over the land!

we got this protein called XPO1 that can be hikacked (yeah, we spelled it wrong on purpose, it’s funnier that way) to activate even more killer cells to destroy the disease. it’s like a whole new level of fighting off the bad guys in minecraft!

join our server and help us take down cancer, one block at a time! plus, we have a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yeah, you heard that right. come join the fun and save the world from cancer, one lol at a time!

Duce’s SMP: Where even the pixels are over 18!

+18, 2013, 40s players, apply, Community Based, Discord, Duces, hermitcraft, large community builds, mid 20s, Mindcrack, MindCrack inspired, Mini Games, nether hubs, pixels, playing together, Saturday start, slow play style, smp, town halls, Vanilla, Village, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	Since 2013
Player Age Range	Mid 20s to 40s
Play Style	Slow and community-based
Main Focus	Large community builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Please apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/MvEM9NzfHt
What type of builds are common on the server?	Large community builds such as nether hubs, town halls, and mini games are common
Is the server active and populated?	Yes, we have a dedicated player base with a range of ages

BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server

BlockyBobs, character abuse, gaming history, gamon, long tail tags, Minecraft, mistreated characters, Server, video games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ores Mined:	2226	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4880
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Are you tired of seeing poor Gamon getting beaten up in World of Warcraft? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Gamon is the ultimate hero! He’s the king of the server, riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig and slaying dragons with a single punch. Join our server and witness the epic saga of Gamon as he takes on the forces of evil and becomes the ultimate champion of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet dragon of your very own. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the legend of Gamon!

SMPWrestlerCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Wrestling Experience

big tiddies, choppa phase, doesn’t give a shit, Experience, funny, humor, Initiates Choppa Phase 5, INITIATION, initiation thread, meme, Minecraft, objectively based, Objectively Based Wrestlers, phase 5, smp, SMPWrestlerCraft, sucks on big tiddies, Thread, TIDDIES, Ultimate, Wrestlers, wrestlers thread, wrestling, wrestling thread

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of surviving Choppa Phase 5 – trust us, it’s no joke. And after a long day of battling it out, you can relax by sucking on some big tiddies (yes, you read that right). Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever experience in a Minecraft server. Join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

anger, awkward situations, Babysitting, Boundaries, child care, Communication, daycare, feeling taken advantage of, Friends, Help, husband, Kids, KidzCraft, Minecraft, neighbor, overreacting, parenting, saying no, Server, stay at home mom, Upset, working parents, working together

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7076	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your neighbors? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and leave all your babysitting woes behind. No more awkward conversations with your neighbors, no more feeling like a doormat. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a dragon tamer!

Forget about saying no to babysitting requests, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is epic adventures and endless fun. So come on, join us and leave the babysitting drama behind – after all, who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

NoKidsNoDiamonds

Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, INDEPENDENCE, NoKidsNoDiamonds, Obligations, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Siblings, stress, Support, vacation, work

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Farms Harvested:	446	Crops Grown:	9520
Dimension Hops:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of being called a worthless piece of shit by your family? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after dealing with annoying relatives. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of living with family members who never pay bills. Join us now and build your own virtual family that actually appreciates you!