But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether, where you can trade with piglins for rare items or just chill with some friendly ghasts.
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