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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3272 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
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