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Baki, Cheating, Dysfunctional, Fountain Of Youth, fucked, GOD, info dump., little boy, man child, mental growth, Minecraft, muscle definition, Random, resting bitch face, Smashed, smp, stagnated, suicidal, teen years, Trauma, Trauma recovery, ultimate human, Youthful

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	137
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3325	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Towns Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

185.248.141.12:1058

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	65	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6195
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Love Letters Sent:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Animals Bred:	42	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Towns Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	2313
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Lifestealmc.net