imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream house in the game, when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing diamonds at you. yes, DIAMONDS.
or how about this: you’re exploring a mysterious cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. they’re all wearing sunglasses and grooving to some sick beats.
oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? yep, you heard that right.
so why waste your time basking in the morning sunlight when you could be living out these epic adventures on our server? join now and let the craziness begin!
Join us and escape the real world drama like this poor 30-year-old player who had to deal with bunk bed shenanigans on her vacation. On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds without worrying about non-refundable arrangements, and even team up with your friends to take on the Ender Dragon.
Don’t be like this player’s dad, who thought bunk beds were a suitable sleeping arrangement for adults. Join our server and experience the ultimate virtual getaway where you can sleep soundly in a bed fit for royalty.
So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs Airbnb when you have a virtual world waiting for you to explore?
and get dis, dis battery is inexpensive, clean, and fast-charging! it’s like da holy grail of batteries, man! no more waiting hours for ur phone to charge while u stare at da wall in boredom. now u can charge up in no time and get back to building dat epic castle u been working on.
but wait, there’s more! dis server is so lit, we got all da cool mods and plugins u could ever want. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure. u never know what u gonna find on dis server, it’s like a mystery box of awesomeness!
so, what u waiting for? come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience da power of da anode-free sodium solid-state battery for urself! trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be da best decision u ever made in ur minecraft life.
Feel free to send me your MC username:Your total time playing MC:and a fun fact about yourself:
With all of that, Ill whitelist you and we can begin our time together.
31.214.162.27:42042
The Experium SMP is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21. We started a brand new season with a fresh world about a month ago and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes. So if you’re looking to enjoy playing Minecraft on a long-term dedicated SMP, look no further than Experium.
| Requirements |
|---|
| Have Discord and be willing to voice chat with other members |
| Be able to remain active |
| Be an experienced and capable Minecraft player |
| Have decently good Minecraft building skills |
| Age 18+ |
| Speak English |
| Rules |
|---|
| Show respect to all other members and their in game creations |
| No griefing other members |
| No taking the resources of other members unless given permission |
| No use of cheaty mods/hacks such as x-ray |
| No duping of blocks/items aside from TNT |
| Try to keep builds lag friendly |
| Details |
|---|
| Version: 1.21 |
| Edition: Java |
| Difficulty: Hard |
| Host: Apex Hosting |
| Server Location: West Coast, US |
A: You can fill out the application form by visiting this link: Application Form
A: You must have Discord, be 18 or older, speak English, be an experienced Minecraft player with good building skills, and remain active.
A: Members must show respect to others, avoid griefing, do not take resources without permission, no cheating mods, no duping (except TNT), and build lag-friendly structures.
A: The server is running on version 1.21, Java edition, with Hard difficulty, hosted by Apex Hosting on the West Coast of the US.
A: The server includes datapacks such as Multiplayer Sleep, AFK Name Display, More Mob Heads, Player Heads, Wandering Trader, and more.
We’ve got vulnerable transfolk being anonymously targeted left and right, because why not add a little drama to your mining and crafting adventures? It’s like a soap opera meets a survival game, with a side of absolute absurdity.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you experience such a wild and unpredictable world where anything goes? It’s chudding time, baby! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, you never know what’s waiting around the corner.
