Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.
Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!
Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!
So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!
Join us for a virtual world where you can build your own boundaries and keep your virtual children safe from disappearing stroller walks. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your frustrations in a creative and fun way.
Don’t worry about your MIL trying to sneak in some questionable parenting tactics, on our server, you are in control. So come join us and let’s build a world where you can finally say “no” to those unwanted walks and boundaries-crossing in-laws. Let’s game on, and leave the drama behind!
Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.
Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?
So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.
Our server is so chaotic that even the chickens are rebelling against the cooks! You never know what kind of crazy concoctions you’ll find in our virtual kitchen, but one thing’s for sure – it’s never boring.
Forget about following proper food safety guidelines, on our server, anything goes! Who needs clean hands and sanitized surfaces when you can have a wild and unpredictable dining experience instead?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and possibly send you running to the virtual bathroom), join us today! Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.
But that’s not all! This server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. Rumor has it that the legendary DJ Creeper drops sick beats that will blow your blocky mind.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dive into the lava pit of doom? It’s said that those who survive the fiery depths will be rewarded with rare treasures and bragging rights for days.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the pizza is hot, the dance floor is lit, and the lava pits are waiting for brave souls to conquer them. Let the madness begin!
Our server is hosted at a virtual restaurant, so you can enjoy your baby shower without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Say goodbye to unnecessary nuisances and hello to a world of fun and excitement.
Don’t worry about being the AH for stopping your husband’s cousin from pulling the same stunt at your baby shower – on our server, you’re the boss and you make the rules. So come on over and join us for a baby shower like no other, where the only thing dropping will be creepers, not unwanted children!
Cloud Prison is a family-friendly server created on July 3rd, 2022 by Tahzir for everyone to play on! This server has everything it takes to become a true prison server, it took some time to add new features but we think it is ready for everyone to play for now, even though the server is still under development don’t think we will stop adding new features once it is finished! Cloud also takes suggestions so if you have an amazing suggestion, let us know! Your suggestion will not be forgotten, if it is not chosen, it will still be in our files for the future! Hope to see you guys on Cloud!
mc.cloudprison.net
A Fresh Towny/Survival Server with MCmmo and Economy. We are in need of Staff and Welcome anyone to join and have a good time.
135.148.136.83:25582
Welcome To Elliot Survival, Get Materials, Build A Base, And Defeat The Ender Dragon, Form Friends, And Have Fun!
51.81.126.251:25649
Welcome to our new early realeased lifesteal server callled FortownSMP. The aim is to bring good gameplay experience with less lag and aim to build a great Fortown Community. Also don’t forget to join the discord discord.gg/GRByfy4b3a. So the server is about grinding, pvp and try to be the top players in the server. Just don’t die XD. We also open for java and non java acc
fortown.xyz:2214
zhmurkov 1.18 – 1.20.x BE
— Survival
— Vulture
— Casino
— Business
— Kind admins
— Many players
— Honest donation
— No lags
— Cool server
— Netherite armor
IP – zhmr.ru
PORT – 19132
/free – will give VIP forever
Website: https://zhmurkov.ru
VK group: https://vk.com/zhmurkov
1.zhmr.ru:19132
Welcome to Blue Hollow! We’re a survival Minecraft server with a lot to offer. | Towny | MCmmo | Economy | Warps | and so much more!
135.148.5.117
This server uses Whitelist, so you will need to authenticate on Discord. The server was created in 2021, so it is relatively new. You can buy land and build towns and countries.
be.tik-choco.com
Looking for a new server to feel like at home? You come to the right place!Welcome to Kyrcraft! 💜
We are a Survival Towny, community-driven server, that tries to introduce refreshing and custom features without massive change core gameplay.Our Staff is always transparent with every change we do, and always listen to our community to add / change things to make the server feel like home.
Some of our main features:
🗺️ – Main worlds never reset, you will never lose your buildings!🏘️ – Towny as protection plugin, play with your friends / meet new ones and make the best town!💼 – Jobs, join up to 3 jobs at the start and generate income!💲 – Player based economy, players decide the prices on the items!🏬 – Player shops, letting you rent one plot in the Market, or build your own shops at your town!⬆️ – McMMO, level up your skills and be at the top of the ranking!📈 – Rankup for ingame money and unlock new perks!⚔️ – MythicDrops, get items with tiers and also combine them into higher tiers using their essence!🍹 – Brewery, make drinks and light up parties!💍 – Marriage, marry your beloved one and live happily in the server.📚 – 150+ Custom enchants and ton of custom items!➕ – And much more, what you waiting to join us?!
Server IP: mc.kyrcraft.comDiscord: discord.gg/TdXpscKSHx
mc.kyrcraft.com
Welcome to Cristalix!
The Cristalix server began its journey back in 2012 and continues to actively develop and improve throughout all these years. We, the Cristalix team, know well what games you love and want to play. Not only those players who cannot live without PvP battles, but also those who love to create and build, as well as those who like to seek adventure and fight mobs will find their place here.
On our server, you can decorate your character with various personalization elements, or show off your dancing skills by twerking right in front of other players! And what do you say about graffiti? Yes, this is possible with us too!
Cristalix is a high-tech project with up to 7,000 players online, which sets new standards for Minecraft in the CIS. We have a wide range of mini-games, ranging from classic BedWars and SkyWars, to unique and exciting games like CastleFight and CustomSteveChaos! In addition, we have many simulators where you can spend your time comfortably and without much difficulty.
And that is not all! The Cristalix server also features quality builds with mods including Pixelmon, TechnoMagic, RPG, Galax and many more! We have something special for everyone.
We look forward to you joining the exciting game with our large and friendly family!
