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BF’s Mine Shack – No Work Zone

anxiety, Asshole, BFs, business venture, criticism, early 30s, entitled, Expectations, family-oriented, Help, Lazy, new job, Opinions, PhD, Restaurant, Shack, slave labor, Support, toxic environment, unemployment benefits, Unpaid, work, Zone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Emeralds Found:	2581	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of being treated like an unpaid slave labor in real life? Well, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny! No toxic environments here, just pure fun and creativity!

Join us and build your own virtual restaurant without any expectations or criticism from your boyfriend. You can set up your own website, paint chairs, and even hire virtual employees to help you out. And the best part? You don’t have to show up on time or deal with any real customers – it’s all up to you!

So why wait? Escape the real world drama and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a PhD when you can be a block-building mastermind? 😉🎮 #BlockBuildingBoss #NoMoreSlaveLabor

TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL

aghast, APOLOGISE, awkward, Contact, domestic assault case, Fish and chips, glare, Grandma, line, little girl, Men, out of line, poking tongue, Restaurant, Scared, Smile, STOP, Store, TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL, Villain

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magic Items Found:	8343	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being judged for trying to make kids laugh with a harmless tongue poke? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a safe space where you can express your playful side without fear of being labeled a villain!

Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.

Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!

HootersBdayBash Minecraft Server

Birthday, celebration, CONSERVATIVE, curly fries, dad, facebook, family, family friendly, Favorite, Grooming, Hooters, HootersBdayBash, ice cream, kids menu, late husband, lemon pepper wings, Minecraft, Restaurant, Server, Son, waitress, widowed mother, Wings

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all ages and interests, just like this widowed mother trying to fulfill her son’s wishes!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of ordering your late husband’s favorite wings at a virtual restaurant by the mattress store. Who needs hooters when you can have a family-friendly dining experience with virtual waitresses singing happy birthday to you and making you flap menus like little wings?

Don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any awkward moments like in real life – unless you count the time the kitchen cooks and manager joined in on the birthday song. But hey, at least they brought ice cream!

So come on over to our server and create your own outrageous stories and memories, just like this mom who unknowingly sparked a debate about grooming her son by taking him to a virtual hooters. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TipCraft: Where We Tip More Than Just Waiters!

AMERICANS, cab drivers, cashiers, culture, customer service, Etiquette, gratuity, Hospitality, physios, Restaurant, Retail, service industry, service jobs, social norms, taxi, tip, TipCraft, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping practices, Waiters

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crops Grown:	2670
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

so like, imagine a minecraft server where every time you tip a waiter in the game, you get like, superpowers or something. but not just any superpowers, like the ability to fly on a giant chicken or shoot fireballs out of your butt. and if you don’t tip, you get cursed with bad luck and have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week.

plus, there’s this secret underground society of physios who will give you massages in exchange for diamonds. but watch out, some of them are actually evil witches in disguise and will turn you into a frog if you don’t pay up.

oh, and the cab drivers in this server are all llamas who can teleport you to different dimensions. but be careful, some of them are really bad at driving and will crash you into a mountain or something.

and don’t even get me started on the cashiers. they’re all zombies who will only accept emeralds as payment. but if you manage to make them laugh, they’ll give you a discount on enchanted weapons and armor.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft server where tipping is the key to success, then come join us! just be prepared for some crazy adventures and maybe a few chicken suits along the way.

Pup-Free Cafe

Arrival, Asshole, Brewery, cafe, Dinner, dog-friendly, Dogs, drinks, Expectations, Friends, group dynamics, indoors, INFORMATION, outdoors, patio, Preference, PupFree, RESERVATION, Restaurant, SPLIT, Table, Wife

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

We promise no surprise dogs will show up at your virtual dinner table, unless you want them to! Our server is dog-friendly, cat-friendly, and even creeper-friendly (just watch out for explosions)!

Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where the only reservations you need to worry about are reserving your spot in our epic build battles! No need to worry about switching things up last minute – on our server, the only thing that’s set in stone is the blocks you’re mining!

So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs friends bringing dogs to dinner when you can have friends bringing diamonds to your virtual castle? See you there!

FryCraft: Hot & Fresh Server!

busy restaurant, busyness, customer demand, customer satisfaction, dining experience, fast food, fast food business., fast food chains, fast food fries, fast food industry, fast food restaurant, food quality, Fresh, fresh fries, Fries, FryCraft, hot, hot fries, Popularity, Restaurant, restaurant busyness, restaurant management, restaurant popularity, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6647
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the fries are always hot and fresh just like a busy fast food joint! you’ll never have to worry about cold fries again cuz our server is always poppin’ with players! plus, rumor has it that the fries hold magical powers that can give you super speed in the game. so come on over and experience the fry-tastic fun for yourself!

GFNickNameDrama

aita, apologies, bisexuality, Boundaries, close friend, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, exploring sexuality, facing fears, Fault, GFNickNameDrama, nicknames, passed away, PLATONIC, pushing boundaries, relationship, Restaurant, sore spot, Understanding

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchantments Applied:	57
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will push you out of your comfort zone? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like Sally pushing OP to face his fears of exploring his bisexuality. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

We promise that you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, just like how OP couldn’t predict Sally’s sudden nickname calling. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll embark on with us?

So come on, join our server and let go of your fears, just like OP had to do with his past with Ben. Don’t be second to a dead guy, be the star of your own Minecraft journey with us!

CraftyCreeperCafe

Ambiance, atmosphere, bistro, brasserie, cafe, Chef, Concept, CraftyCreeperCafe, Creative, cuisine, Dining, DISHES, eatery, establishment, Food, gastropub, ideas, menu, name.., Restaurant, TAVERN

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Farms Harvested:	681
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a restaurant for your virtual taste buds!

Picture this: You spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly cow named Carl who offers to be your personal chef. He whips up the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off zombie waiters and skeleton sous chefs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Burger Challenge, where players must defeat the dragon while balancing a stack of burgers on their head. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft restaurant server and feast your eyes on the most insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Just don’t forget to tip your cow chef!

BdayBashBlockParty

BdayBashBlockParty, Birthday, celebration, comfort, Communication, compromise, Effort, Environment, family, Favorite, Frustration, mental health, Movie, panic attack, Popcorn, relationship, Restaurant, take away, Therapy, Trauma, traumatic event

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you overcome your fears and face your past traumas head-on? Look no further! Join our server and conquer your fear of restaurants by building your own virtual restaurant empire!

Our server is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you bravely enter virtual restaurants and serve up some delicious pixelated dishes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Gordon Ramsay of Minecraft!

So come on, don’t let your past hold you back from enjoying the virtual dining experience of a lifetime. Join our server now and show that restaurant robber who’s boss! Remember, diamonds are forever, but a good meal in Minecraft is priceless.

McDonald’s Down Minecraft Server

Big mac, BURGERS, Business, chain, Corporation, Decline, Downfall, fallen, fast food, financial crisis, Fries, golden arches, iconic, Internet meme, McDonalds, Minecraft, Press F, public relations, Restaurant, Server, social media, stock market

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because McDonald’s has fallen and we need your help to rebuild it! Join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure to collect all the ingredients needed to make the perfect Big Mac. But beware, the evil Ronald McDonald is lurking around every corner, ready to steal your precious pickles. Can you save McDonald’s and become the ultimate fast food hero? Press F to pay your respects to the fallen fries and join us on this wild ride!

TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!

badass, blocky, breaking boundaries, challenging expectations, chicks, Confidence, empowerment, equality, female archetype, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, nonconformity, Rebellion, rule, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Strong Women, TomboyCraft, Tomboys, Unconventional, world

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Crops Grown:	3354	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic female characters in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where tomboys reign supreme! Why settle for princesses and damsels in distress when you can join a community of fierce, independent tomboys who know how to hold their own in a fight?

Join us and experience a world where tomboys are the ultimate warriors, dominating every battle with their unmatched strength and agility. From building epic fortresses to taking down mobs with ease, our tomboy players are always up for a challenge.

But that’s not all – on our server, tomboys also have the best fashion sense. Forget frilly dresses and sparkly accessories, our tomboys rock badass armor and stylish combat boots. Who says you can’t slay monsters and look fabulous at the same time?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner tomboy and show the world what you’re made of, join our server today. Trust us, once you go tomboy, you’ll never go back!

Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

pass, PIXEL, Purgatory

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3477	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

advertising, BEWARE, Communication, Cultural, Diversity, foreign visitors, International, Japan, japanese, Japanese subway, Marketing, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Poster, Promotion, public transportation, Server, Subway, subway stations, Targeting, tourism, tourism industry, Tourist, tourist attractions, Tourists, trap, travel, White, white tourists

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	New Chunks Explored:	150203
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

adorable, animal, Aquatic, cute, cute shark, fins, funny, humor, love, marine life, meme, Ocean, partner, relationship, rule, sea creature, shark wife, Sharks, SharkyCraft, Spouse, teeth, Underwater, Wife, Wives

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9222
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

assured, blocky, Calm, Casual, Chill, collected, Composed, CONFIDENT, Cool, easygoing, indifferent, laid back, McBlockface, mom, nonchalant, poised, Relaxed, self-assured, self-confident, Serene, Suave, Thinks, unflappable, unruffled, Youre

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	6590
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

BROWN, Hand, Hindu, India, Indian Immigration, Invaders, lolz, Minecraft, Political, rakesh, Sati, Server, Shit, STOP HINDU INVADERS, tranny, White

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

employee dissatisfaction, employee guidance, employee supervision, factory hierarchy, factory operations, factory work, ineffective management, laborer supervision, lack of leadership, madness, managerial accountability, managerial incompetence, managerial responsibilities, middle management criticism, middle managers, Minecraft, production oversight, question.., supervisors, SURVIVE, task delegation, training new employees, warehouse management, workplace inefficiency

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9082	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

1. Know the difference, Awareness, Clarity, cognition, comprehension, Crafty, creeper, Difference, differentiate, Discernment, discrimination, distinction, DISTINGUISH, education, Expertise, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, knowledge, learning, Perception, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Animals Bred:	124	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

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