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Restaurant Etiquette

  • HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives

    HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives
    Are you tired of boring, quiet restaurants where you can actually hear yourself think? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only loud and obnoxious guests are the ones you invite yourself!

    Experience the thrill of knocking over calamari and still having to eat it because you’re “so broke” on our server. Who needs expensive restaurants when you can eat off the floor in the comfort of your own virtual world?

    Join now and receive a special discount on your virtual meal, courtesy of our generous players who love to pay for your food without you even knowing. Who needs a waiter singing for you on your birthday when you have fellow gamers willing to foot the bill?

    So come on over to our server and let loose with your inner high school self. It’s a wild ride of animated conversations and excitement, all without the judgment of your annoyed spouse waiting in the car. Who cares if they think you’re reinforcing bad behavior? In our world, anything goes!

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  • NoMoreFoodieFriends

    NoMoreFoodieFriends
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend with autism who eats spaghetti with a spoon? Look no further! Join our server for a dining experience like no other!

    We promise you won’t have to snap your fingers at any waiters to get their attention, and you definitely won’t have to worry about anyone trying to eat mussel shells. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous builds that will keep you entertained for hours.

    So come join us and leave your weird eating habits at the door. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn how to eat spaghetti with a fork along the way! Just remember, on our server, the only thing getting cut out of the middle of a pizza is a slice for you to enjoy. See you there!

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a bad salsa at a Mexican restaurant! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this couple’s dining experience.

    Experience the thrill of waiting over 30 minutes for your food, only to have it arrive cold and room temperature. Will you be like the husband, demanding to leave and pacing around in a fit of rage? Or will you be like the wife, trying to salvage the situation and make the best of it?

    Challenge yourself to navigate through Americanized landscapes and new wait staff, all while keeping your cool like a pro. And remember, if things go sour like that salsa, just give us your feedback and we’ll do our best to fix it – no need to storm out in a dramatic fashion!

    So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of a spicy situation. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious restaurant meltdown – Minecraft style!

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  • NoPayNoPlayCraft

    NoPayNoPlayCraft
    Are you tired of hanging out with relatives who expect you to foot the bill for everything? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where you won’t have to worry about being pressured into paying for expensive meals by your cousin’s cousin’s cousin twice removed!

    On our server, you can build your dream castle, tame wild llamas, and even ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. And the best part? No one will ever ask you to pay for their virtual steak and wine! So come join us and leave those real-life money woes behind. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll never have to pay for dinner again in any dimension!

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  • HangryHubbyCraft

    HangryHubbyCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting devoured is our delicious virtual snacks, not your dignity like OP’s husband at the sports bar! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy antics.

    If you’re tired of your real-life spouse embarrassing you in public with their food shoveling skills, come join us where the only thing you’ll be shoveling is blocks to build your dream castle. No judgment here, just good times and plenty of spinach dip for everyone (but please, use a virtual spoon).

    Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your eating habits or lack of self-awareness like OP’s husband. Our community is all about having fun and enjoying the game without any awkward moments at the dinner table.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with us in the virtual world? Just remember, no finger-licking allowed, unless you’re fighting off creepers!

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  • OnionFreeZone Minecraft Server

    OnionFreeZone Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of Vietnamese restaurants and enjoy a world free of spring onions! We promise no sneaky onions will ruin your gaming experience here.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your own noodle-free paradise. Our server is so onion-free, even the creepers stay away in fear of your anti-onion powers.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that being picky about onions is wrong. Embrace your onion-free lifestyle and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret onion-free Pho recipe hidden in the depths of our server.

    So come on, leave the onions behind and join us for a hilarious and onion-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it to avoid those pesky spring onions at all costs!

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  • PhonelessLoveCraft

    PhonelessLoveCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life relationship drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your girlfriend problems behind! No more arguments over petty issues or phone distractions during lunch dates.

    On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from a significant other who just can’t seem to put down their phone. No more worrying about embarrassing your partner in public or feeling like the bad guy for trying to get their attention.

    Join us for a drama-free, phone-free Minecraft experience where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over who gets to use the phone next!

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  • PlateClearerMC

    PlateClearerMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where even the plates are given proper etiquette? Look no further! Our server is so polite, even the virtual servers won’t take your plate until everyone at the table is done eating.

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where your virtual manners will be put to the test. Don’t be rude and let the servers take your plate too soon, or risk facing the wrath of your fellow players. Who knew Minecraft could teach you proper dining etiquette?

    So come join us on this server where even the plates have feelings, and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a dining experience!

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