REST Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lost in Illusion 1.21

Downtime, Gaming, genshin, healing, health, Illness, ILLUSION, jerk off, leisure, Lost, peak, Recovery, recuperation, Relaxation, REST, School, self-care, sick, Sleep, slow damage, time off, video games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, forget about school and responsibilities, come join this Minecraft server where you can escape reality and live your best blocky life!

We got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes – it’s a wild party up in here!

Build a castle, mine for diamonds, or just chill and fish all day – the possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s disappointment in me!

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you forget about being sick and stuck at home. Plus, we have virtual chicken nuggets, what more could you ask for?

UpgradeMom60F-MCServer

bathroom, comfort, cost, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Headaches, hospital room upgrade, Illness, infection, insurance, Lounge, love, online classes, poor judgment, RELATIVES, REST, shared ward, single room, Support, UpgradeMom60FMCServer

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate upgrade experience just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge in a hospital! Join us and experience the luxury of sleeping horizontally on a couch while your friends envy your lavish accommodations.

Our server is perfect for those who appreciate the finer things in life, just like upgrading to a private room in a hospital. Don’t settle for basic shared wards, treat yourself to the VIP experience on our server.

And if you ever need to clean up a trail to the bathroom or wash soiled clothes, don’t worry, we have virtual janitors for that. Say goodbye to embarrassing moments like the one in the hospital and hello to a world of luxury and comfort on our Minecraft server.

So come join us and upgrade your gaming experience to a whole new level. Because why settle for the basics when you can have the best, just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge.

CraftyVacay Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, Communication, consideration, CraftyVacay, Disappointment, exhaustion, family, guilt trip, in-laws, Manipulation, Minecraft, parenting, Planning, REST, Selfishness, Server, stress, structure, vacation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Votes:	352	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a vacation from reality as we navigate the treacherous waters of in-laws and their ridiculous demands.

Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of everyday life? Look no further! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like the drama between SIL and MIL on vacation. Will they ever learn to consider the needs of a child? Probably not, but at least you can laugh about it with your fellow players.

Embark on a journey of absurdity as you witness SIL’s attempts to guilt trip a 3-year-old into going on vacation without their parents. Who does that? Only on our server, where the drama never ends and the laughs keep coming.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of family vacation drama without actually having to deal with it in real life? Come join us for a wild ride of manipulation, guilt trips, and outrageous behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your in-laws might)!

Mystic Dream Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, BEDROOM, comfort, Cozy, dream, Duvet, in, LAYING, Lazy, long tail, mattress, moids bed, mystic, NAP, Peaceful, pillows, Realm, recharge, Relaxation, REST, SHEETS, Sleep, tags, unwind

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the ultimate place to be, trust me. Why? Well, because when you join, it’s like you’re laying in moids bed, but in Minecraft form. I know, crazy right? But it’s true!

You’ll be surrounded by all the cozy vibes and chill energy that moids bed has to offer, but in a virtual world. Imagine building your own little pillow fort or snuggling up with some pixelated blankets. It’s a whole new level of comfort and relaxation, my dude.

Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out in a place that feels like moids bed? It’s like a dream come true for all us Minecraft players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the server and experience the ultimate in virtual comfort and coziness. You won’t regret it, I promise!

SickDayMinecraftSMP

Activity, binge watch, books, Boredom, comfort food, cuddle up, healing, hot tea, Medicine, movies, NAP, pass time, Recovery, Relaxation, REST, self-care, sick day, SickDayMinecraftSMP, Sleep, Soup, tv shows

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it for good luck, and then they found diamonds in the next mine they dug. It’s like, the ultimate lucky charm, bro.

And get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the villagers go to party and drink potions all night long. It’s wild, man. I heard one time they accidentally turned a sheep into a disco ball and it was the best party ever.

But the best part is, there’s this legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the server that nobody has been able to find yet. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only respond to the cha-cha slide. It’s like, the ultimate challenge, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

VacayCraft – No Family Emergencies Allowed

Allowed, Assistance, canceling, children, conflicted, demanding year, Emergencies, family, family emergency, health crisis, love, postpone trip, regret, regret not assisting, regret not being there, regret not canceling, regret not going, regret not helping, REST, RETURN, sister, vacation plans, VacayCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Look no further than our server, where the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual chaos instead?

So come on, leave your worries behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

CraftyCraze

activities, Chill out, CraftyCraze, day off, Downtime, enjoyment, Entertainment, Free Time, Fun, hobbies, interests, leisure, me time, pastimes, Recreation, Relaxation, Relaxing, REST, self-care, unwind, vacation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3257	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Do you spend your days off staring at a blank wall, wondering what to do with your life? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond llama of doom! Legend has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. So why waste your time on boring old walls when you could be hunting for diamond llamas and living your best blocky life? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Cozy Blanket Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, bedding, blanket, calming, comfort, comforter, Cozy, CUDDLE, NAP, Realm, Relaxation, relaxation aid, REST, SECURITY, self-care, Sleep, snuggle, Soft, soothing, stress relief, throw, warmth

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magic Items Found:	4803

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like your Minecraft world is just too cold and lonely? Well, fear not, because on this server, we provide virtual blankets for all our players!

Join us and wrap yourself in the warm, cozy embrace of our pixelated blankets as you embark on epic adventures and build the most insane structures you can imagine.

Forget about the cold, harsh realities of the real world and snuggle up with us in this virtual wonderland where blankets are the key to success.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let us tuck you in with our digital comforters of awesomeness!

NoSleep NoBurnout Server

balance, Burnout, ENERGY, exhaustion, FATIGUE, habits, health, Lifestyle, mental health, NoBurnout, nosleep, Optional, productivity, Relaxation, REST, Routines, self-care, Server, Sleep, stress, wellness, work-life balance, world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mines Excavated:	1115	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

join dis epic server where sleep is banned and u can mine and craft all day and night without ever getting tired! we got creepers who tell jokes, skeletons who breakdance, and zombies who do the macarena! our diamond pickaxes are made of pure gold and our pigs can fly! come join us and experience the wildest, most sleep-deprived adventure of ur life! who needs sleep when u can have unlimited fun in our crazy minecraft world? come join us now and never worry about sleep again!

Mindful Crafters: Brainy Blocks

blocks, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, brain waves, Brainy, Cognitive science, Crafters, distinct, meditation, meditation benefits, meditation effects, meditation studies, mental health, mindful, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness techniques, neuroscience, patterns, practitioners, researchers, REST

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Falling into the Void:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

so, like, u know how some peeps just chill and do nothing? well, this server is like the ultimate chill zone for ur brain, cuz we got all the mindfulness meditation vibes goin on. like, ur brain will be so lit up with activity, u won’t even know what to do with urself. join us and become a brainiac meditator, cuz we’re all about that zen life. plus, our server is so peaceful, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. come on, join us and let ur brain do some funky dances while u chillax in our virtual oasis.

/Heem/ Minecraft SMP

#exciting, #mixedmartialarts, Combat, Community, controversial, debate, discussion, Edition, Fighting, forum, heem, INTENSE, memes, memorable, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, participants, Powerful, smp, sports, Thread

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9080	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Emeralds Found:	8283
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

Authenticity, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, emotions, Gender Roles, Honesty, Insecurities, Intimacy, ManlyMinecraftSMPQA, Masculinity, Men, perspective, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Taboos, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

BdayBlockBummer

bad gifts, BdayBlockBummer, birthday gift blunders, birthday gift disappointments, birthday gift disasters, birthday gift flops, birthday gift horror stories, birthday gift letdowns, birthday gift mishaps, birthday gift nightmares, birthday gift regrets, birthday present fails, disappointing presents, terrible gift ideas, worst birthday gift, worst birthday gift ever received, worst birthday gift experiences, worst birthday gift fails, worst birthday gift stories, worst birthday present ever

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magic Items Found:	2425
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	127
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Farms Harvested:	341
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

play.fatepvp.com

Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Items Found:	2273
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7911	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Ores Mined:	9203	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Buildings Constructed:	31	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	5813
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9384	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crops Grown:	8217	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

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