CityRP: Where you can pretend to be a responsible citizen while committing virtual crimes!

Roleplay, virtual, Banks, Cityrp, Vehicles

CityRP Minecraft Server

CityRP – Try Something New

CityRP is a new server that has opened this May, looking to bring something unique to the city roleplay experience. CityRP is more than just a roleplay in a city, it has a vibrant economy, political systems, custom foods, quests, a friendly playerbase, and much more.

Server Details

Feature	Description
Jobs and Quests	Join trade jobs, complete quests, and unlock new abilities and recipes.
Economy and Business	Start your own business by buying or renting properties in-game.
Crime and Police	Choose to follow the law or go into a life of crime with gangs and police forces.
Government and Politics	Become a citizen, vote in elections, and fight for political power in Parliament.
Custom Vehicles and Features	Explore custom vehicles and unique features not found in vanilla servers.
Friendly Community	Get help from the friendly playerbase whenever needed.

How to Join

Everyone is welcome to join, here are some links below:

Server IP: play.cityrp.org
Discord: https://discord.gg/cityrp
Forums: https://cityrp.org/

Server Version: Java Edition, 1.20.4

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with a cracked Minecraft account?	No, we only allow premium Minecraft accounts to join our server.
Are there any age restrictions to join CityRP?	We welcome players of all ages, but some content may not be suitable for younger audiences. Parental guidance is advised.
How do I start a business on the server?	To start a business, you can buy or rent properties in-game and set up your shop or service. Contact an admin for more information.
Can I become a police officer or join a gang?	Yes, once you establish yourself on the server, you can choose to be a law-abiding citizen or become part of a gang. Speak to the server admins for more details.
Is there a way to report inappropriate behavior or cheating on the server?	Yes, we take all reports seriously. You can report any misconduct to the server admins or moderators for investigation.

Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

public school, Defending, concealment, poker face, foreigner

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

DrunkCraft: Handle with Care

Responsible, Hosting, intoxication, social gatherings, care

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our virtual parties are so lit that players are too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures to even think about getting drunk. Plus, we have a team of virtual bouncers who will kick out any player who tries to bring alcohol into the game. So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to endless fun!

Unbanned and Unashamed Minecraft Server

unjustly accused, accusations, misunderstood, false accusations, Server

Are you tired of being falsely accused of causing drama in the Minecraft community? Well, join our server and leave all that nonsense behind! We promise not to blame you for HoloEN losing viewers in 2022/2023, because let’s face it, those girls did it to themselves by being lazy!

On our server, you can build your own virtual empire and show off your creative skills without fear of being unfairly targeted. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

CraftyHater’s LOL Mine: Where even the creepers laugh at your fails!

creator, man, lol, make it stop, CREEPERS

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to create over 40 episodes of the most boring and cliche creatures ever seen in the game? We have llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the storyline – it’s so nonsensical that it’ll leave you scratching your head in confusion. But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and a break from reality, then this is the server for you. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (or melted, we’re not responsible for any brain damage).

Pixelated Procrastination Palace: Where chores are forgotten, allowances are spent, and candy stores are raided!

Responsible, hard work, Spent, kind of day, tasks completed

Are you tired of boring old chores and just want to collect your allowance so you can hit up the candy store later? Well, why not spend your day in a virtual world where you can do whatever you want, like joining our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.

So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!

Anarchy Network

Teleporting, world border, Map resets, seed cracking, minimal rules

Welcome to Anarchy Network!

Server Information
Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024
Hosted in New York City, NY, USA
Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server
Online 24/7
World border set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M)

The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.

You can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.7.2 and 1.21.4, but it’s recommended to be on version 1.21.4 to avoid issues!

No map resets, no teleporting, no P2W. Griefing/PvP allowed. Only /spawn command allowed. Nether roof access, phantoms removed, and reduced night skip

Server restrictions: no exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming, racial slurs in chat.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?	While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.
If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?	This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Divine Bites Gourmet Haven

finger licking good, God and food, food experience, food enthusiasm, heavenly flavors

Join the Server of Immortal Cows and Lizard People – You Won’t Survive!

Welcome to the most ABSURD Minecraft experience this side of the galaxy! Are you tired of functioning in a reality where logic flows like water through a sieve? Then you MUST join our server, where every block might be a portal to your own psyche unraveling! Forget everything you’ve ever known – this is where the REAL game starts. Maybe it’s the greatest – maybe it’s the worst – but WE know it’s PERFECT. Or is it? You’ll find out if you can unearth the mysteries hidden beneath the grass.

Feature	Description
Endless Hunger Games	Every time you eat, your entire inventory disappears! Who needs items when you have THOUGHTS?
Zombie Tea Party	Join undead pals for a quaint afternoon tea, but be wary – ONE sip can lead to eternal night!
Screaming Blocks	Every block you break SCREAMS! Are you breaking reality or just your sanity?
Infinite Cows	Cow every five steps – THEY’RE WATCHING YOU! Bow to the holy beef or face the uncertainty!
Lore So Deep	So deep, in fact, it loops back into your mind, giving YOU the lore! Are you the narrator of your own madness?

FAQ

Q: How do I join?A: Joining is easy! Just transcend the earthly realm and knock THREE times on a door that isn’t there. Or wait, maybe it’s TWO times. Do you even exist?

Q: What is the server IP?A: The IP is in your heart; it always was. But does your heart beat? Is it real? Reality is a construct, my friend.

Q: Can I fly?A: LEGS don’t hold you down! But flying costs your last shred of sanity. Are you willing to pay that price? Will you trade freedom for confusion?

Random Reviews

“My food is f***ing perfect and amazing. I lick me fingers. So, if this food is that magnificent, how much better is God? Think about it.”

“I lost my mind and found it in a cave full of potatoes. Send help.”

“Why do we even live? The cows told me it’s all a sham.”

RichBoyBlues: Crafting Cash Conflict!

budgeting, money advice, Conflict, understanding financial backgrounds, Inheritance

Cryptic Confessions of the Financial Netherworld: Join the Rapture of the Affluent Pixel Plane!

Welcome, intrepid wanderers, to a digital dimension where chaos reigns supreme and Minecraft is but a medium for unveiling the strange tapestry of wealth and despair!

❗Important Warning:

Do not venture forth lightly. Those who tread too near the Echo Caverns of Dysfunction might find themselves lost between dimensions of debt and trust funds!

The Grand Paradox of Class in Craft:

Witness the epic saga of love intertwined with irony, where riches clash with frugality in an endless loop of crafting misdeeds!

Join us in the City of Oppression: Where the affluent build towering mansions of privilege, and the downtrodden dwell in the Shadows of Student Loan Debt.
Experience the Budget Battle Arena: Compete in mind-bending trials against the Trust Fund Titans! Who needs money when you can craft heartache?

“I am but a ghost in a mansion made of dollar bills, awash in the tears of financial lunacy." — Random Player

🛰 Server Features:

Feature	Description
Reality-Bending Mechanics	Explore a world where income disparities create geological rifts!
Faction Wars	Align with the privileged or rally for the underdog, but choose wisely, for loyalty brews treachery!
The Great Budgeting Revelation Tool	An ever-volatile plugin that guarantees no one’s budget can ever be managed! Watch as players spiral into an endless void of confusion.

Join the cult of Spatial Paradox, where privilege and poverty collide in horrific and humorously tragic fashion!

⚔️ Unbelievable Testimonials:

“This server obliterated my sanity in ways I never thought possible. How can one person be so wealthy AND so clueless?!” — AnonCraftMaster
“I was just looking to craft, but instead, I learned about the existential dread of my financial future.” — SaltyGradStudent

Conspiracies & Controversies of the Financial Crafting Abyss:

This server was allegedly banned in Twelve Special Dimensions, claiming ‘dangerous teachings about economic disparity.’ Join us to uncover the secrets you never wanted to know!

Legend foretells of the Cursed Ledger—a cursed book that reveals the truth about your financial reality! If found, it will demand a sacrifice: a raw emerald or your sanity!

The Inevitable FAQ (that answers nothing):

Q: Why does my Minecraft character keep brooding in the shadows? A: That’s just the privilege weighing heavy upon them. Embrace it!

Q: How do I escape the cycle of debt? A: Craft a diamond sword and strike at the heart of capitalism! Well, not really—just keep digging.

Q: Will I find love on this server? A: Love is a construct, like the rules of budgeting—often broken and always complicated.

🔮 Join now, but tread lightly… Embark on this unreal adventure, where the absurdity of existence meets the blocky brilliance of crafting. Are you ready to dive into this beautifully chaotic reality? Can you survive the explosive feelings of wealth mismatched by love?

The server beckons you. Will you answer its call or remain forever in the silence of your pixelated despairs? Join us and unlock the secrets of the Financial Netherworld!

ConfessionCraft: Secrets Unblocked!

adult honesty, confessions we keep, unblocked, private life stories, taboo confessions

Welcome, brave adventurer, to the server where secrets are born and confessions run wild! Forget about that mundane family chit-chat; here, we encourage you to share your deepest Minecraft secrets and the adults’ confessions you’d never spill over a Sunday dinner!

✨ Join us and experience the most outrageous reasons to dive headfirst into this pixelated paradise:

The Legendary Creeper Whisperer: Join our quests to find and tame the mythical Creepers that know secrets about your neighbor’s BBQ disasters! Our professional Creeper Whisperer will teach you how to negotiate with these green bombers and discover the shocking confessions they overheard while hiding under villagers’ beds. You’ll never look at a creeper the same way again!
The Great Pig Heist: Every Tuesday night, we allow our players to participate in the Great Pig Heist—an unforgettable event where you’ll try to snatch the golden pig’s crown, a treasure said to grant wishes. The catch? You must outrun an army of rebellious pigs with a vendetta against your last Sunday roast!
Enderman Confessionals: Ever wondered why Endermen teleport? Join us for nightly storytelling sessions where we lure Endermen with shiny blocks, leading to the most scandalous confessions you never knew you needed! From lost diamonds to ex-girlfriends, these tall, dark, and mysterious beings have the juiciest tidbits!
The Bedrock of Secrets: Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover the fascinating truth behind every adult in your life. Flirtation with lava, alliances with ghasts, and the art of dodging skeleton arrows will lead you to the fabled "Bedrock of Secrets." What shocking revelation will you uncover?
Zombies Who Tell Tales: Join our midnight Zombie Book Club, where zombies gather to share chilling tales about their last human encounters—perfect inspiration for those never-revealed family secrets. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you might even get chased by a few zombies craving your brains—what a way to break the ice at family gatherings!
The Great Block Party: Imagine a place where your wildest dreams come true: pyrotechnics from redstone, baked potatoes galore, and a confetti cannon powered by fireworks and expired cake! Join the party and blend in, where you can fabricate your confession of ‘poor impulse control with diamond armor purchases.’ We don’t judge!

Don’t just daydream about it—hurry up and join this server! Unleash your inner Minecraft adult as you connect pixels and plots with an outrageously wild community! Who needs therapy when you can confide in a Creeper? (Disclaimer: Results may vary, and you might find yourself having a heated argument with a llama.) 🎮💥✨