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TeslaCraft: Musk’s Pay Package Fiasco

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And get this, they also found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll have the power to fly like a majestic eagle. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance the night away. It’s lit, fam.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this epic Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

CraftyNorway Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7053
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	508554

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Elon Musk levels of rich? well, this server is so ballin’ that even the Norway wealth fund is gonna vote against it! can you believe that? they’re probably just jealous of all the diamonds and emeralds we have in our virtual world.

join us and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual cash faster than you can say “redstone”. our $56 billion pay package is so huge, even Elon Musk would be like “damn, that’s a lot of virtual money”. plus, we have so many crazy stories to tell about how our players have built entire virtual cities and conquered dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and some dirt blocks.

so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Norway wealth funds when you have a minecraft server this epic? let’s get mining, crafting, and trolling like there’s no tomorrow!

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, booru, Cadet, Cheating, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, genshin impact, Minecraft, NovelAI, Official BLACKED Clothing, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Space, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6267
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crops Grown:	1990
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

BlockyLove30

age, BlockyLove30, career, changes, Commitment, Communication, emotional maturity, family, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, life stages, long-term relationships, love, Maturity, personal development, Priorities, reflections, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	306213	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

alleged, brutality, Conflict, EXECUTION, HUMAN RIGHTS, inscribed, international law, Investigates, investigation, Justice, Kursk, Kursks, kyiv, Military, Revenge, russia, Russian, sword, SwordCraft, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldier, war crime

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Potions Brewed:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crops Grown:	7382	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Ultra Processed Food Frenzy

chronic disease risk, diabetes prevention, diabetes risk factors, diet, diet and health, diet impact, diet trends, European countries, European health, European health trends, Food, food consumption, Frenzy, Health research, health study, lifestyle choices, long-term study, nutrition study, processed, processed foods, public health, type 2 diabetes risk, ULTRA, ultra-processed foods

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

come join our minecraft server where we serve only the finest ultra-processed foods to increase your risk of type 2 diabetes by 17% with every bite! who needs health when you can have FUN?! join our community of players who love living life on the edge with their sugary snacks and pixelated adventures. build your own diabetes-inducing castle and battle it out with other players in epic food fights. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the diabetes games begin!

Vexlaris

commands, custom portals, death chest, Economy, experience points, Grief Prevention, incentives, Interactive map, Jobs, Land Protection, Perks, player-engagement, Ranks, real time map, Resource Gathering, Rewards, server essentials, server map, Survival, web-based map, Whitelist, world navigation

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mines Excavated:	1679
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

CMI: CMI manages the economy, server essentials, and commands, with added features such as custom portals for travel between worlds. Grief Prevention: Players can claim and protect their land, ensuring builds are safe from unwanted griefing. AngelChest: When a player dies, their items are stored safely in an AngelChest, allowing them to retrieve everything without the stress of losing their valuables. Jobs Plugin: Players can take on jobs to earn money and experience points, which help them rank up and unlock new perks. TreeAssist: This handy plugin lets players quickly fell entire trees, making resource gathering faster and more efficient. LushRewards: Random rewards are distributed as players engage with the game, keeping things exciting and offering incentives for regular play. Dynmap: An interactive web-based map of the server, allowing players to view the world in real-time and navigate more easily.

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Hangout Haven Minecraft Server

Bars, Boomers, casual conversations, casual outings, clubs, crowded places, gatherings, hang out, Hangout, Haven, loud music, MAKING FRIENDS, meet friends, meeting new people, Minecraft, nightlife, Normal People, quiet environments, Server, social scenes, social settings, socializing, Talking

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Looking for a place to hang out and meet friends without dealing with boomers at empty bars or deafening music at clubs? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to make friends from all over the world. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can hang out in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us today!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Farms Harvested:	911	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

GFDriverSeatOops

accident, aita, Apology, cold, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, drivers seat, Driving, fender bender, GFDriverSeatOops, Girlfriend, hobby, misunderstanding, relationship, resolution, shock, Stubborn, ticket, traffic

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Potions Brewed:	57	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	101	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft SMP challenge? Join our server and be prepared to face dares so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve had players do everything from building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks to skydiving off the tallest tower in the server using nothing but a bed as a parachute.

But that’s not all – we also have secret challenges hidden throughout the map that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh?

If you think you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history, then join our server today and show us what you’re made of! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!