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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5941 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4018 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to, like, do all these crazy challenges and stuff. but get this, the only way to pass is if u can do the standardized field sobriety test, like what even? u gotta walk in a straight line and touch your nose and stuff. but hey, it’s all for fun, right? join now and show off your mad sobriety skills, bro!
