responsible drinking Minecraft Servers

Responsible Drinking

  • Crafted Chaos or Not Crafted

    Crafted Chaos or Not Crafted

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the MOST UNFORGETTABLE Minecraft Server, or Risk Being Forgotten Forever!

    Are you tired of the mundane existence that is your life? Do you wake up each day, questioning whether the sun is real or merely a glowing potato in the sky? Well, guess what! This server is the perfect realm of chaos where all your wildest dreams can be smashed into reality! Here, galaxies collide, cookies taste like betrayal, and every block you mine tells you secrets—but only if you have the right kind of cheese in your inventory. Come! Embrace the absurdity!

    Feature Description
    Gravity-less Zones Experience the thrill of floating into the void! Warning: You may come back cooler or as a potato.
    Invisible Blocks Feel the freedom of walking through walls! Or are they really walls? Please consult the oracle inside the furnace.
    Randomly Growing Villagers Watch as villagers sprout from the ground like daisies but beware: they may also be sentient! What’s a villager with a vendetta?
    Endless Hunger Games Play until you literally become the food! You are what you eat, and you’re about to become a steak!
    Dimension Shift Sundays Every Sunday, the world could become a giant marshmallow or a black hole. Who says reality can’t change on a whim?

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version is the server? A: The version you think it is, unless you thought it isn’t. But what do you really know?

    Q: Can I join with friends? A: Friends are a social construct! Join alone, join with an army of invisible potatoes, or not at all. Nothing is real!

    Q: How do I earn currency? A: Currency exists in the spaces between thoughts. Really, what do you have to barter with? Your sanity?

    Random Quotes From Our Delighted Players:

      • “to get shitfaced or not to get shitfaced”
      • “I tried to chase reality but it kept slipping through my fingers like sand in a tornado!”
      • This server is a figment of my delusions, but I can’t stop mining the chaos!”

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  • SisTripGoneWrongCraft

    SisTripGoneWrongCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of these four sisters.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through sibling rivalry and unexpected guests. Will you be the peacemaker, or will you stir up even more chaos?

    Embark on this epic journey with us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top. Who knows, you might even encounter a messy drunk player who needs someone to look after them!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of family dynamics in the world of Minecraft. Remember, it’s not just about building, it’s about surviving the madness!

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  • Dreamy Oasis Realm 1.21.3

    Dreamy Oasis Realm 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, do you ever get the urge to build some sick pixel art while sipping on a potion of invisibility? Well, do I have the server for you!

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more diamonds than you can shake a stick at.

    We’ve got creepers that dance the cha-cha, villagers that breakdance, and a dragon that tells knock-knock jokes.

    And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles.

    So, if you’re feeling like your brain might explode from the sheer awesomeness of it all, come on down and join us for a party that will make you question reality.

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  • PubCraft: Taxed & Tipsy

    PubCraft: Taxed & Tipsy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis lit Minecraft server where we tax alcohol like crazy but pubs sell it cheap! It’s like a wild party every day, but also super safe cuz everyone’s gettin’ their drink on together. Plus, we foster a healthier drinking culture, so you won’t wake up with a hangover every morning. Come join the madness and let’s get drunk together in the virtual world! 🍻🎉 #CheersToThat #MinecraftPartyTime

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  • CraftyCreeperPub

    CraftyCreeperPub

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and need a break from the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how many virtual diamonds you can mine in a day.

    Our server is specifically designed for the 30+ crowd because let’s face it, we all need a little extra fun in our lives. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of seasoned players who know how to build the most epic structures while sipping on a virtual cocktail?

    So grab your pickaxe and your favorite beverage (real or virtual, we won’t judge) and join us for some hilarious shenanigans and unforgettable adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MomAuntSleepoverNoBye

    MomAuntSleepoverNoBye

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos firsthand.

    Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?

    Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.

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  • NoobAdmiringPro Minecraft SMP

    NoobAdmiringPro Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing impressive is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is a whole new level of crazy!

    Join us if you want to witness players riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers, or see a player build a working roller coaster made entirely out of cake.

    We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls, and every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with creepers busting out their best moves.

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity that is our SMP!

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  • BlockBustersCraft

    BlockBustersCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending all your time watching adult content and feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of shame and regret? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction as you dive headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

    Imagine this: you’re wandering through our server, mining for diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly you realize that you haven’t thought about porn in hours. That’s the magic of our server – it’s so addictively entertaining that you won’t even have time to think about your old habits.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to turn all your enemies into chickens? Consider it done. Want to banish your porn addiction to the shadow realm? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Trust us, your future self will thank you.

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  • DroneCraft Server: Zelenskyy’s Tech Tie-Up

    DroneCraft Server: Zelenskyy’s Tech Tie-Up

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got Zelenskyy on board making drones and electronic warfare systems with India. like, imagine flying around on a drone in Minecraft, causing chaos and wrecking havoc. it’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where world leaders are teaming up to create epic stuff? join now before Zelenskyy and India take over the Minecraft world with their insane creations!

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  • NoPhonesNoSpiesCraft

    NoPhonesNoSpiesCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so lit, even the new Dutch leader is banning phones in Cabinet meetings to, like, dial back the espionage threat. like, who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a spy or something, then you might wanna stay away. just sayin’. #NoPhonesNoSpies #MinecraftMadness

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