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GoldenGrubCraft
so, like, this server is, like, the only place where you can find virtual gold flakes to eat, so you don’t have to worry about running out of real gold on earth, you know? join us and be part of the gold-flake-eating revolution! plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft and will guide you on your quest for gold. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure. come join us and let’s save the world, one gold flake at a time! -
CapToss Minecraft Server
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we don’t just throw out bottle caps, we rip them off and fling them into the abyss! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Legend has it that if you collect enough bottle caps on our server, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And not just any wishes, but wishes that involve turning your enemies into chickens or giving you an unlimited supply of diamonds. Plus, our server is home to the rare and elusive Niggers, mystical creatures that will guide you on epic quests and lead you to hidden treasures. So come on, join us and let the bottle cap throwing madness begin! -
Sam’s Scary Hardcore Vanilla Server – Only Java and players older than 18 allowed! Version 1.21
Overview
Feature Description Version 1.21 Vanilla Java Server Location East Coast, United States Official Start Date Wednesday, June 19th, 2024 Custom Minecraft Server – FAQ
What is Samsara?
Samsara is a 15k x 15k custom Minecraft world meticulously sculpted over the past decade in World Painter. It offers a vibrant and unique landscape for players to explore and build in.
How do I join Samsara?
You can join the whitelist on our Discord server. Visit the full website at Samsara.gg for more information.
What features are available on the server?
- Survival world with landclaim, voicechat, overworld piglins, and giantspawn
- Hardcore world with no whitelist
What does Samsara not have?
- No fancy spawn
- No loot crates, titles, or paid features
- No teleporting or item-spawning
- No world border
- No donations, voting, or ranks
What can I expect when playing on Samsara?
- Hand-crafted map with impossible biomes
- Familiar structures in new settings like END CITIES in deserts
- No frills vanilla+ server with Mob heads, Voice Chat, Multiplayer Sleep, and Landclaim
- A new and challenging experience
Be kind and join the whitelist via the Discord server to start playing on Samsara!
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SweetCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to Sweets Archive, the most sugar-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we’ve got all the candy-coated chaos you could ever want!Join us and explore our world made entirely out of sweets and treats. Swim in rivers of chocolate, mine for diamonds in gumdrop caves, and battle mobs made of marshmallows. But be careful, you might just get a cavity from all the sweetness!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Candy King, a ruler who controls all the sugary goodness in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a battle of wits and sugar rush, you’ll be rewarded with the ultimate treasure: a lifetime supply of candy!
So what are you waiting for? Join Sweets Archive today and satisfy your sweet tooth in the most epic way possible. Just don’t forget to brush your teeth afterwards!
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BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode because they might miss out on all the fun!
2. We have a secret underground village where the villagers throw the craziest parties every night. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!
3. Our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on just to see what all the fuss is about. And trust me, he’s never disappointed!
4. The Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian on our server. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard his jokes about ender pearls and obsidian blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your life! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!
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RolePlayMasters Minecraft Server
Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are so committed to their roles that it feels like you’re in a real-life movie? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is so dedicated to their character that it doesn’t even feel like acting anymore. They have fully embraced their role as a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves princesses on a daily basis. Join our server and witness their epic performances that will leave you questioning if this is real life or just a really intense game of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this level of dedication and commitment. -
SwearCraft – Noob Friendly Server
Are you tired of being on servers where you can’t let out a good ol’ swear word without getting banned? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage swearing like a sailor! In fact, the more colorful your language, the more diamonds you’ll find in-game. Join us for a wild ride of profanity and prosperity! -
NightOwlCraft
are you a night owl? do you stay up late building epic minecraft creations while everyone else is asleep? well, this server is perfect for you! according to a totally legit study of 26,000 people, night owls are actually SUPERIOR in intelligence, reasoning, and memory. so basically, if you join this server, you’ll automatically become a genius.imagine being able to outsmart all the early risers on the server with your superior cognitive function. you’ll be building the most epic structures, solving the most complex redstone puzzles, and dominating in PvP battles. all thanks to your night owl brain power.
so come join us on this mysterious, unnamed server and unleash your inner genius. who needs sleep when you can be a Minecraft mastermind instead?