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  • Elon’s Blocky Banishment Society

    Elon’s Blocky Banishment Society
    lol imagine a world where elon musk gets kicked out of a society for being too cool. like, bro, he’s just too awesome for them to handle. they’re all like “sorry elon, but you’re just too much of a legend for us to handle. please leave and take your coolness elsewhere.” and then all the other members are just signing this open letter like “yeah, get out of here elon, we can’t handle your swag.”

    if you want to escape the drama and hang out with some chill peeps, come join our minecraft server. we don’t care how cool you are, as long as you’re down to build some epic structures and have a good time. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and have epic battles with giant mutant creepers.

    so come join us and leave all the drama behind. elon musk may not be welcome in the royal society, but he’s always welcome on our minecraft server.

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  • DisneyDollarsDenied

    DisneyDollarsDenied
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected expenses and family feuds just like this one!

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your virtual mom demands you pay $400 for a surprise expense. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under the pressure? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. From unexpected betrayals to epic battles over virtual resources, you’ll never know what to expect next.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs Disney when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you need?

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  • NoKidsFunUncle Minecraft Server

    NoKidsFunUncle Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family with blocky characters who won’t guilt trip you into being a “fun uncle.”

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will make you forget all about real-life family expectations. Plus, who needs a nephew named David when you can have a pet pig named Bacon instead?

    So come join us and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual family will be way more fun than dealing with a pregnant sister and a loser baby daddy. And remember, on our server, you can be the master of your own blocky destiny!

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  • CarCraftMomma

    CarCraftMomma
    Are you tired of entitled family members trying to take your hard-earned possessions? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual car and never have to worry about your mom trying to borrow it without asking!

    On our server, you can drive around in style without any family drama. No more guilt trips about how your mom let you live in her virtual house for 18 virtual years. Build your own empire of cars and show them off to your virtual aunt who won’t be calling you to guilt trip you into giving them away.

    Join now and enjoy the freedom of owning your own virtual car without any real-life family drama!

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  • InheriCraft Splitzville

    InheriCraft Splitzville
    Are you tired of mooching siblings taking advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server and build your dream house without worrying about entitled family members living rent-free! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can claim your own land and never have to deal with spoiled brats again. Plus, we have a special “Sibling Rivalry” mini-game where you can battle it out with your brother for control of the virtual property. So come join us and let’s show those freeloaders who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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  • KittyCraft: No Boomers Allowed

    KittyCraft: No Boomers Allowed
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise no crazy cat ladies will be allowed! Join us and build your dream world without the fear of being overrun by kittens and puppies. Our server is a safe haven for those allergic to felines and those who just can’t stand the sight of litter boxes. Say no to the madness of living with a bunch of animals and say yes to a peaceful and cat-free Minecraft experience. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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  • DonorCraft – Save Lives & Build Blocks

    DonorCraft – Save Lives & Build Blocks
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have a special feature that allows you to donate your organs in-game to other players. That’s right, you can literally give your virtual heart to someone in need.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next virtual organ donor hero!

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  • BlockyBillionaires

    BlockyBillionaires
    Are you tired of being a mere peasant in the Minecraft world, constantly mining for resources and fighting off creepers? Well, join our server and become a billionaire Minecraft tycoon!

    On our server, you can build massive mansions, drive luxury cars made out of diamonds, and even have your own personal army of iron golems to protect you from any pesky mobs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of billionaires who use their wealth and power for good, fighting off evil mobs and saving innocent villagers. Join us and become a hero in the Minecraft world!

    So why settle for being a basic player when you can be a billionaire hero on our server? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft!

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  • CraftyCreeperz: No griefing, only giggles!

    CraftyCreeperz: No griefing, only giggles!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only law is to have fun and unleash your creativity!

    Imagine a world where everyone is required to wear a mustache made out of rainbow-colored wool at all times. That’s right, our server’s one and only law is that every player must sport a fabulous mustache that would make even Salvador Dali jealous.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that a mustache and talking cows could make for such a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft?

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  • FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

    FoodieCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise hospitality like no other! Just like how this mom promised lunch to her son’s friend’s family, only to have it canceled last minute – we promise you won’t be disappointed!

    Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. Our server is so lit, even the hairdresser knows about it!

    Don’t worry about disrespectful players, we have a strict no-cancellation policy. If you bail last minute, you’ll have to pay back in diamonds!

    So come on over and let’s have a snack together, because pleasing everyone is exhausting but totally worth it on our server! See you there, unless you want to face the wrath of a pissed off boyfriend like Ron. 😂😂😂

    Are you the asshole if you don’t join our server? Probably. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with last minute cancellations and tantrums here!

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