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  • OldCraft: No Kids, Just Blocks

    OldCraft: No Kids, Just Blocks
    Are you a seasoned player with a love for Minecraft and zero mini miners running around? Then boy do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the average age is 40+ and the only screaming you’ll hear is from players falling into lava pits.

    Pros:
    – No kids means no interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds.
    – Mature players means mature conversations…or at least as mature as you can get in a world made of blocks.
    – No need to worry about your creations being destroyed by little hands who think TNT is just a fun toy.

    Cons:
    – You might feel a little out of place when all your fellow players start talking about their grandkids.
    – You might have to explain to younger players why you prefer a cozy cabin in the woods over a flashy modern mansion.
    – You might start feeling like the wise elder of the server, dispensing advice and wisdom to all the young whipper-snappers.

    So come join us on our server for the 40+ crowd, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the stories we tell about our real lives.

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  • PetEuthanize vs. SelfEuthanize

    PetEuthanize vs. SelfEuthanize
    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN EUTHANIZE ALL THE PIXELATED PETS U WANT! WE GOT A PET CEMETARY WHERE U CAN BURY ALL UR VIRTUAL ANIMALS WHO LOST THEIR WILL TO LIVE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U FEELIN’ DOWN AND DEPRESSED, U CAN JUMP OFF OUR VIRTUAL CLIFFS AND NO ONE WILL BLAME U! WE SUPPORT UR DECISION TO END IT ALL IN THE BLOCKY WORLD!

    SO COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY PIXEL FUN AND QUESTIONABLE ETHICAL DECISIONS! LET’S GET WILD IN THE MINECRAFT MADNESS!

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  • OopsNoMistake Minecraft Server

    OopsNoMistake Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about making any mistakes as a young adult because we’ve got you covered with our virtual reality time machine! That’s right, you can go back in time and redo all those cringy moments from your youth. Accidentally called your teacher “mom”? No problem, just hop in the time machine and fix that embarrassing blunder!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples! Who needs boring old mining when you can just follow the diamond unicorn around and collect its magical droppings?

    So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally punch a creeper in the face, then you might regret it a little bit).

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  • CarCrashBroNoNo

    CarCrashBroNoNo
    Are you tired of your brother constantly crashing your car and not taking responsibility for it? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you can lend your virtual car to anyone without worrying about repairs or insurance costs. Plus, if someone crashes it, you can just respawn it good as new! Say goodbye to family pressure and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and let your brother crash cars to his heart’s content, without any consequences!

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  • NiecePicksHomeMCServer

    NiecePicksHomeMCServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and trust funds collide in the most epic way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of deciding where your family lives, just like in this wild story. Will you tear a family apart like our OP did, or will you make peace and find a compromise? The choice is yours!

    With three outrageous options to choose from, including letting your niece live alone in a house for her senior year of high school, the possibilities are endless on our server. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate family dynamics, trust funds, and high school drama all in one epic Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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  • NoParentingAllowedMC

    NoParentingAllowedMC
    so, like, you know those people who wanna be like, parents but don’t wanna actually parent? well, this server is perfect for them! you can like, build a whole village and be the mayor without actually having to deal with any kids. it’s like, the ultimate fantasy for lazy parents who just wanna chill and play minecraft all day. come join us and live out your dream of being a parent without any of the actual responsibility. it’s like, the best of both worlds, man.

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  • DadGoneWillCrazy

    DadGoneWillCrazy
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a soap opera.

    Need a break from family feuds and step-sibling drama? Our server is the perfect escape! With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never have a dull moment.

    Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness the ultimate family showdowns?

    So come on down to our server and leave your family drama at the door. With more plot twists than a Shakespearean tragedy, you’ll never want to log off!

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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Need a break from your dad’s affair drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Build your own world and forget about all the family nonsense going on in real life.

    Join us and build a virtual family that actually cares about you! No more dealing with half-siblings you never wanted – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our server for a hilarious and outrageous time like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • PhoneBreaker Minecraft Server

    PhoneBreaker Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! We promise no waterfall incidents or phone dropping shenanigans here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore without any silent treatments or lectures. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and leave the real world behind!

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  • StepDadCop Minecraft Server

    StepDadCop Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your stepdad stalking you through your phone? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where parental controls don’t exist! No more live location tracking, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated freedom!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone snooping on your every move. On our server, you can unleash your creativity without fear of being spied on by a step-parent. Plus, we have a strict no-stalking policy – unless you count creepers, but they’re more into blowing up blocks than invading your privacy.

    So come join us and leave all your parental control woes behind. Who needs a stepdad tracking your every move when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to freedom – one block at a time!

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