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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3836 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
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