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  • No More Carpool Minecraft Server

    No More Carpool Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values punctuality? Look no further than our server, where being late is a crime punishable by being thrown into a pit of creepers! Join us and experience the thrill of racing against the clock to make it to our virtual school on time.

    Our server is perfect for those who understand the importance of being on time, unlike some friends who can’t seem to wake up before noon. Leave your tardy friends behind and join a community that values punctuality above all else.

    We even have a special bike riding challenge for those who can’t seem to make it to school on time. Ride your virtual bike over a mile to school and prove that you have what it takes to be on time, unlike some people we know.

    So come join our server and leave the latecomers behind. Who needs friends who can’t even set an alarm clock when you can join a community of punctual players who understand the importance of being on time? Time is ticking, so join now before it’s too late!

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  • CousinCraft: No Adoption Zone

    CousinCraft: No Adoption Zone
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even your meth addict cousin’s baby (due 1/21/25) is considering joining!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly you’re faced with the decision of whether or not to take guardianship of a baby born to a meth addict. Will you step up to the challenge or let the baby fend for itself in the system? The drama, the suspense, the sheer madness of it all!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters and unpredictable twists at every turn. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with a baby on your hands?

    So come on, join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

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  • NoHouseGuestsAllowed

    NoHouseGuestsAllowed
    Are you tired of having unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house where you can kick out anyone you want without any consequences! No more sharing bathrooms with your in-laws or dealing with their drama. Build your dream home and live in peace, away from all the family drama. Join now and say goodbye to unwanted guests forever!

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  • BlockyDwell Minecraft Server

    BlockyDwell Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of real-life responsibilities weighing you down? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

    On our server, you can forget about paying rent or student loans. Instead, focus on gathering resources, exploring new lands, and battling virtual monsters. No more long hours at a warehouse job, just endless fun in the world of Minecraft!

    And don’t worry about your in-game family needing your support. They can take care of themselves while you embark on epic quests and build epic structures. Plus, there’s no guilt trip for not contributing more – it’s all about having a good time!

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave your real-life worries behind. Who needs anxiety and Asperger’s syndrome evaluations when you can be a Minecraft master? Let’s build a virtual vacation home together, without any blame for selling it at a loss!

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  • RingQuest: Hubby Edition

    RingQuest: Hubby Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server where promises are kept and wedding rings are not lost down storm drains? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that all lost items will be retrieved in a timely manner, even if they end up in the most ridiculous places.

    Our server is so dedicated to keeping promises that even if your husband drops his wedding ring down a storm drain, we will send a team of Minecraft experts to retrieve it for him. No more excuses about it being “icky” down there – we’ll get the job done!

    And if your husband still doesn’t understand the importance of wearing a wedding ring, don’t worry – we’ll make sure he gets the message loud and clear. Join our server now and experience the most outrageous adventures and promises kept in the world of Minecraft!

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  • GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

    GrannyCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking care of your grandma with dementia is just the beginning of the adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Nanny moved in with her new boyfriend, then moved in with you after they broke up.

    But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this crazy journey. Meet our unique community members, like your dad who smokes a lot outside and has anger issues, or your brother who conveniently disappears whenever there’s work to be done. And let’s not forget about your mom, the respiratory therapist who goes on weekend trips to escape it all.

    As you navigate through the challenges of caring for Nanny while trying to have a life of your own, you’ll also have the opportunity to explore the vast world of Minecraft with your friends. Build, mine, and survive together in a world where anything is possible, just like convincing your mom to let you go to the Western stock show with your girlfriend.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate blend of real-life drama and virtual fun! Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret passages along the way. See you in the game!

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  • Adulting in Minecraft SMP

    Adulting in Minecraft SMP
    Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude. We got diamonds for days, like literally everywhere. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like super chill and just wanna hang out with you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a big family, except we all live in different biomes. We have epic events like llama races and chicken jousting. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base full of treasure.

    And if you’re looking for some intellectual stimulation, we have deep philosophical discussions about the meaning of life while riding pigs off cliffs. Only the most mature players can handle it, bro. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself.

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  • Daughter’s BFF Walk of Shame Minecraft Server

    Daughter’s BFF Walk of Shame Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you safe from potential dangers like walking home alone at night in the cold? Look no further than our server! We promise to always walk you to your virtual front door and make sure you’re safe from any pixelated harm.

    Join us for a sleepover-themed adventure where you can build pillow forts, have virtual pizza parties, and even watch movies together in-game. Just make sure to have your virtual face masks and nail polish ready for a night of fun!

    But beware, if you don’t follow our strict safety protocols, you might just anger the virtual parents and get banned from playing with your virtual friends. So come join us on our server and let’s have a sleepover you’ll never forget! #MinecraftSleepoverSafetyFirst

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  • DadDitchinCraft

    DadDitchinCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your need for personal space and freedom? Look no further than our server! We won’t force you to attend any virtual events or make you feel guilty for wanting to stay home and mine in peace.

    Join us and escape the drama of overbearing parents who guilt trip you for not feeling well enough to attend a virtual event. Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without any unnecessary stress.

    So come on over and build your virtual paradise with us, where you can mine, craft, and explore without any judgment or pressure. And remember, on our server, you’re always free to play your way!

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  • DebtCraft Minecraft Server

    DebtCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of roommate drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own house without worrying about anyone ditching you! No more forwarding mail or dealing with ex-roommates who can’t update their address. Our server is drama-free and full of fun adventures waiting for you to explore. Plus, we promise not to press charges if you forget to update your virtual address! Join now and leave the real-life roommate troubles behind.

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