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  • NoKidsNoCreepers

    NoKidsNoCreepers
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

    Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

    Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

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  • CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

    CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!
    Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

    Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

    Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

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  • BlockyDadNotBioDad

    BlockyDadNotBioDad
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as building your dream castle!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the story of a 19-year-old who legally became the dad of his younger sister, Mj. Witness the heartwarming tale of love and sacrifice as he fights to give Mj the life she deserves, all while battling drug-addicted moms and crazy custody battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet his girlfriend, Ida, who seems to have some secrets of her own. Will she accept Mj as her own daughter, or will she cause chaos in this already complicated family dynamic?

    Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building on the side. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

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  • BabysitFree Minecraft Server

    BabysitFree Minecraft Server
    Looking for a break from real-life parenting responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about making meals or doing laundry!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially if you’re feeling like an extra in your own home. Take a break from babysitting your grandkids and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining for diamonds.

    Plus, with our Valentine’s Day event coming up, you won’t have to worry about being asked to babysit while your son goes out with his new lady friend. Join our server and make plans for yourself this Valentine’s Day – you deserve it!

    So come join us and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not babysitting duties!

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  • EmoLandscaper911

    EmoLandscaper911
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Reasons to join:
    1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull!
    2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself!
    3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

    So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

    PuppyPurge Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

    Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

    Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

    So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

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  • PowerPointPals

    PowerPointPals
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork is key! Unlike those unhelpful partners in your science project, our community is all about collaboration and support. Join us and never worry about being left to do all the work yourself again!

    On our server, you can build your own male reproductive system…in Minecraft, of course! Gather materials, research the anatomy, and create a masterpiece that will leave everyone in awe. And don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like those ungrateful teammates of yours.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Build towering monuments, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic bosses with your newfound friends. Who needs unhelpful partners when you have a whole community of fellow gamers by your side?

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave those project woes behind. And remember, on our server, the only insults you’ll hear are from the skeletons trying to take you down. Let’s game on!

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  • NaziGuilt-Free Minecraft Server

    NaziGuilt-Free Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. like, seriously, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

    also, we have this crazy story about how Herobrine, like, totally invaded the server and we had to team up with the Ender Dragon to defeat him. it was, like, the most intense battle ever, dude.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up? he’s, like, our mascot or something. so, yeah, join the server and come hang out with Bob and the gang. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

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  • KingdomofScares

    KingdomofScares
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the craziest of stories can come to life!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?

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