Are you tired of your parents always sneaking off for their “mommy and daddy time”? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Instead of wondering what they’re up to, you can be building epic structures, battling dragons, and exploring endless worlds with your new online buddies. Who needs parents when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and say goodbye to awkward conversations about “mommy and daddy time” forever!
BlockyBedtimeFun
EffortlessHate – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on boring Minecraft servers that don’t even have a Taco Tuesday event? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the chaos begin!CraftingCatastrophe
Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Are you sick of being attacked by creepers every time you step foot outside your house? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for our server is here to save the day!Join our server and experience the joy of never having to mine again! That’s right, we have a team of magical fairies that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, our server is protected by a force field that repels them with the power of unicorn farts.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens in epic gladiator matches, and even befriend a talking llama who will tell you hilarious jokes all day long. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
DiaperDutyDenied
Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!So, imagine this: you log onto our server and you’re immediately thrown into a world where changing diapers is the ultimate challenge. Yes, you heard that right. Diapers. You’ll be faced with changing virtual diapers left and right, and trust me, it’s not as easy as it sounds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with family drama that will keep you entertained for hours. From siblings refusing to change diapers to parents guilt-tripping you for not stepping up, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.
And hey, if you think changing diapers in real life is tough, just wait until you try it in Minecraft. It’s a whole new level of chaos that will have you questioning your life choices.
So come join our server and experience the diaper-changing madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
NoThanksGiving2021
Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?
Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!
So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.
ToddlerTroubleMC
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who just need a break from the chaos of real life.Join us for some much-needed relaxation and fun as you escape into a world of blocks and mobs. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and destress after a long day of dealing with toddlers who refuse to sleep.
We understand the importance of a regular schedule, which is why our server is always up and running, ready for you to jump in whenever you need a break. Plus, with our outrageous events and crazy stories, you’ll never want to log off!
So come join us on our server, where you can leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs daycare when you have Minecraft?
SisterSavageCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with sibling drama, late-night shifts, and forgotten trailer keys!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your sister (played by a 29-year-old nurse) calls you for help. Will you risk it all and drive three hours in rush hour traffic to save the day? Or will you stand your ground and refuse, sparking a heated argument that will go down in Minecraft history?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of camping trips with toddlers, single mom struggles, and passive-aggressive phone calls that will leave you questioning your own sanity.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community as chaotic and entertaining as this? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, sleepless nights, and unforgettable moments that will have you saying, “Why does that matter?”
CleanUpCrew Minecraft Server
Are you tired of constantly having to clean up after everyone in your family, only to have someone else swoop in and do it for you? Join our Minecraft server where we promise that no one will steal your cleaning duties!Our server is filled with hilarious scenarios like a wife who insists on doing her kids’ chores because she can do it better/faster (sound familiar?) and a husband who just wants to enjoy a peaceful evening without having to clean up after everyone else.
Join us for a laugh and maybe even pick up some tips on how to deal with those pesky family members who just can’t seem to let you do your job. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues on our server!
GFJobSearchCraft
Are you tired of supporting your partner’s coffee and nail habits? Do you feel like you’re the only one bringing home the bacon while they sit at home all day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again!Join our server and escape the real world where your partner mooches off of you and enjoy a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive on your own terms. No more buying coffee or nails for anyone but yourself!
With 60-70 hours of work a week, you deserve a break and a chance to find someone who truly adds value to your life. So come on over to our server and leave all those real-life relationship woes behind. Who needs a partner when you have Minecraft, right?
The Sanctum: Where we pretend to be adults on a kid’s game because responsibilities are hard
Welcome to Sanctum SMP
Overview If you’re not 21 years or older or have no interest in playing nice with other easy going adults, please keep scrolling. We’re a mature, relaxed group of people looking to expand our player base. After playing together on a vanilla SMP and a modded server, we are now a few months into our second (close to-)vanilla world. Server Features: Preventing endermen griefing, custom armor stands, single player sleep. Hermitcraft inspired server with a focus on building bases, farms, opening shops in the shopping district, and creating games in a gaming district. Version: Java 1.21
IP Address: WhitelistFor more information and to join our community, visit our Discord: https://discord.gg/7KDtt7sMmz
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer What is the minimum age requirement to join the server? Players must be 21 years or older to join. Do you have any specific rules for gameplay? We encourage players to treat others with respect and kindness. A short voice chat interview is required before whitelisting. Is there an economy system on the server? We have a diamond-based economy with opportunity for opening shops and businesses in the shopping district. Are there any special plugins or modifications on the server? We have some small plugins active, like preventing endermen griefing, custom armor stands, and single player sleep. Can players build games in the gaming district? Yes, players are welcome to think of and build games in the gaming district which has yet to be developed.