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AstroCraft SMP

Minecraft, Hiring, 1.9, smp, Plugins
AstroMC Server Info:

AstroMC, started in 2019 by the boss (Discord: @Aiko <3) and a pal, was gonna be a vanilla SMP server with few plugins. But now, it’s got two Minecraft servers: Survival (SMP) and RLCraft. The SMP server is on version 1.21 but works with versions 1.9 to 1.21. AstroMC is hiring new staff. Check out the roles below and hit up the boss on Discord to apply.

Available Positions:
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Join AstroMC for some epic Minecraft fun! 🚀🌌
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AdultingSMP: UnpreparedProbs

problem solving, mental health, communication skills, adulting, Decision making

So like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and then suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face? Yeah, that’s basically the adult problem nobody prepared you for. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have creeper repellent! Just kidding, we don’t actually have that, but we do have a community of players who will have your back when those pesky creepers try to ruin your day.

Join our SMP for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden carrots. The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Or team up with your friends to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

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LaundryCraft Minecraft Server

family, Gender Roles, relationships, Adulthood, sibling dynamics

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of doing your brother’s laundry! We don’t care if you’re 23 and still living with your mom, we just want you to have a good time in our virtual world.

On our server, you can build your own laundry room and do your own laundry without any interference from family members. No more awkward instructions from your mom about how to wash your brother’s dirty socks.

Plus, we have a special quest where you have to collect rare laundry detergent ingredients to save your mom from the evil laundry monster. It’s a wacky adventure that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs family drama when you can have fun in our Minecraft server?

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TikTok Bedtime Procrastinators United

sleep deprivation, procrastination, bedtime routine, screen time, technology use

Yo, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, if you don’t, you gonna end up like those peeps who can’t stop watchin’ TikTok and never go to bed on time. We got crazy builds that’ll make you forget all about that TikTok addiction. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. So come on and join us, before TikTok takes over your life and you become a bedtime procrastination statistic. Let’s build some epic stuff and have a blast together!

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AdultingSMP – UnwarnedProbs

relationships, work-life balance, self-care, growing up, Decision making

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in the whole blocky world, trust me. We got diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players. And if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ firework-farting dragon!

Oh, and did I mention we have a taco stand run by villagers who rap while they make your tacos? It’s like, the most epic thing ever. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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TrustyCraft: HubbyFail

emotional labor, Fatherhood, HubbyFail, parenting, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to deal with any nappy rash emergencies like this poor mom! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, where you can trust your fellow gamers to have your back, even in the stickiest of situations.

On our server, we believe in equality and teamwork, so you won’t have to worry about outdated gender roles like this husband. Our players are all about supporting each other and working together to conquer the Minecraft world.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need to change a virtual diaper – but don’t worry, we’ll all be there to help you out and have a good laugh about it afterwards. See you in the game!

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MommyMoneyMineCraft

personal finance, professional development, responsibilities, Housing, family

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members!

Join us and build your dream house, create your own family (Minecraft style, of course), and live your best virtual life without anyone guilt-tripping you for money!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about giving out allowances to demanding family members or siblings who refuse to work for themselves. You can focus on saving up for that diamond armor and enchanted weapons instead!

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who needs real life problems when you can have fun and laughter in our virtual world? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together!

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BlockBuster Minecraft Server

Emotional Abuse, relationship issues, Household, Minecraft, rules

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you won’t find any 7-year-olds running around destroying everything in sight! Our server is a peaceful haven where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about pee-covered toilets or dirty dishes taking over your virtual home.

Join us and say goodbye to emotionally abusive boyfriends who refuse to take responsibility for their unruly children. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can demand order and control without being labeled as the bad guy. Plus, we have a strict no-blame-shifting policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual house will stay clean and livable at all times.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you can finally be in control. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual food that you don’t have to share with anyone else!

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NieceGate Minecraft Server

annoyance, weekend, responsibilities, Plans, Babysitting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never be left to babysit without prior notice! Unlike some husbands, we value your weekend plans and won’t throw any surprise nieces your way.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no last-minute babysitting duties. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

Don’t let your weekend get ruined by unexpected guests – join our server and let the only surprise be how awesome our community is! So come on in and leave the babysitting to someone else, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

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NotYoungAnymoreMC SMP

Coming of Age, growing older, Realization of age, Graying hair, midlife crisis

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have this crazy story where the owner is actually a secret alien from Mars who built the whole server with his mind powers. And like, the mods are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff. It’s wild, bro.

But like, the best part is the players, man. We have this one dude who only speaks in dolphin noises and another guy who built a giant statue of a potato. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, bro. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk chickens trying to fight each other. So hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna join a server that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, you gotta come play with us. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Friday. It’s a no-brainer, bro.

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