so, like, u know how ukraine was like, fighting back against russia and stuff? well, trump was all like, nah, ukraine shouldn’t have done that. but like, who cares about that drama when u can join this epic minecraft server instead?! like, seriously, u gotta join cuz we have the craziest adventures and the most lit parties in all of minecraft land. plus, u get to build ur own castle and ride on unicorns and stuff. so forget about politics and come join the fun, u won’t regret it!
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UkraineCraft2020
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GreenlandNot4Sale Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how trump was all like “i wanna buy greenland” and denmark was all like “nah fam, f‑‑‑ off”? well, on this minecraft server, u can be like the danish politician and tell trump to f‑‑‑ off all day long! join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to take over the world (of minecraft, that is). come join the fun and show trump who’s boss! #greenlandnotforsale #minecraftresistance
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GriefCraft Lessons: AITA Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as my daughter’s Equestrian lessons? Look no further! Our server is like a well-trained horse, always ready to gallop into action.Just like how my daughter’s coach never misses a beat (except for that one time her husband died, but we don’t talk about that), our server is always up and running. And just like how my daughter gets make-up lessons for missed ones, we offer extra special events and rewards for our players.
Join now and experience the thrill of riding through pixelated landscapes, just like my daughter rides through the arena. And don’t worry, our server won’t cancel on you like those pesky weather conditions – unless of course, a virtual storm hits, but hey, that’s just part of the fun! So saddle up and join us for the ride of a lifetime!
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CanalCraft: Panama’s Revenge
so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where the president of Panama is like, totally obsessed with this canal and he’s all like “i will take back the canal from trump!!” it’s like a total drama llama show up in here, but don’t worry cuz the canal is safe and sound on this server.join us for some epic minecraft adventures where you can build your own canal, trade with villagers, and maybe even start a war with other players over who gets control of the canal. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on. come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
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EngelsFireCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the craziness never stops! just like this russian oil depot that’s been burning for FOUR DAYS after being attacked by ukranian drones!we’ve got explosions, drama, and chaos galore on this server! who needs boring old vanilla minecraft when you can join us and experience the thrill of constant danger and excitement?!
build your own oil depot and defend it from enemy attacks, or join forces with other players to launch drone strikes on your enemies! the possibilities are endless on our server!
so what are you waiting for?! come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world!
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F16sVsDronesMC
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got f-16s flyin around protectin us from drone attacks like in Romania. u know, we found traces of drone impact and we ain’t takin no chances. come join us and help us build a fortress to keep them drones out. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs as pets, so like, what more could u want? join now before the drones take over and we all turn into zombies. #minecraftmadness #f16sforlife #unicornpower
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JetFighterWars Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so epic that even NATO is getting involved, bro. like, they had to scramble Norwegian fighter jets to defend against a Russian attack. can you believe that? if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most intense battles ever. like, you’ll be fighting off Russian invaders while riding on the back of a dragon. it’s insane, man. plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot. and the best part? there’s a pet unicorn that poops out diamonds. no joke. so, if you want to be a total badass and have the craziest adventures, you gotta join this server, dude. NATO is counting on you.
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JokeCraft: Laugh or Ban
Are you tired of telling lame jokes that make everyone cringe? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Joke Recovery Zone” where you can redeem yourself and make everyone laugh hysterically!Join us and experience the thrill of turning a bad joke into a legendary meme that will go down in Minecraft history. Our community is full of laughter and good vibes, so you’ll never have to worry about offending anyone with your humor again.
So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate jokester of the Minecraft world! Who knows, maybe your next joke will be so funny, it’ll break the game itself!
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CraftyZelensky’s Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelensky fighting slovakian pm in a epic battle of blocks and swords!!! watch as zelensky hits out at the arrogant lies of the slovakian pm while building crazy structures and battling mobs with your friends!!! join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!!!
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MetaCraft: Brazilian FactCheckers
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.oh, and get this, we got a portal to a dimension where you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
plus, we have, like, a secret society of talking cows who give out quests for you to complete. and if you do them, you get, like, super rare loot and stuff.
so, like, join now before the evil creepers take over and turn everything into a giant block of cheese. cuz that would be, like, totally bummer, man.