so, like, u know how china’s xi is all like, “oh no, u can’t trick me into invading taiwan, u sneaky americans”? well, on this minecraft server, we don’t play those games, we just build and have fun, no political drama here, just blocky adventures and epic builds. come join us and escape the real world craziness, let’s build a virtual utopia together and leave xi and trump to their own devices. come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s show the world how minecraft can bring people together, even when world leaders can’t seem to get along. let’s build, mine, and craft our way to peace and harmony, one block at a time.
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NukeCraft: Kremlin Khaos
so like, u know how the kremlin is all like “woah nato chief, calm down with the nuclear weapons talk”? well, imagine if that whole drama was happening on our minecraft server! join us for some nuclear-level chaos and see if u can survive the political intrigue and explosive drama. who needs diamonds when u have nuclear weapons, amirite? come join us and see if u can navigate the treacherous waters of international relations in the world of minecraft. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they might be working for the kremlin!CraftyCommies: MaximumMischief
come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians mobilizing to inflict maximum harm on the west in response to sanctions!! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. join us for the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, our russian players are super dedicated and will stop at nothing to dominate the server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!CraftyModiTaipeiCraft
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, beijing be all like, “woah, why u thanking taiwan, india?” and modi be all like, “cuz taiwan be sending me sick election messages, bro!” and beijing be all like, “nuh uh, that’s not cool, bro!” but like, on this server, we all about that drama and chaos, so come join us for some wild adventures and epic battles! plus, we got free cookies for all new players, so what u waitin for? join now and let’s cause some international incidents together!GunCraft: Defend & Survive!
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CraftyWars Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, you gotta hear this insane story, bro. The other day, the Polish foreign ministry was all like, “Yo, Belarus, why you gotta be so incomprehensible about this murdered soldier situation?” And Belarus was just like, “Bruh, we don’t even know what you talkin’ ’bout.” Like, what a hot mess, amirite?But forget all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be making friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
AyatollahsAndPeriods
Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our community is so lit that even Iranian bloggers are gettin’ detained just for checkin’ us out! Like, this one dude posted just a period in response to a pic of the Ayatollah and BAM, he was gone! That’s how you know we’re the real deal, fam. So come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where even punctuation marks can get you in trouble. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic builds and crazy adventures that await you. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation for all the wrong reasons. Join now and let the madness begin!