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DroneCraft: Russia vs Romania
lol u gotta join this server cuz we got russian drones flyin around in Romania, like wut?? u can build ur own drone army to take them down or just chill and watch the chaos. also, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. join now before the drones take over the whole server, bro! -
CraftyDefenceEU
lol, u know what’s more fun than gaping holes in defences? our minecraft server, where u can build ur own defences and protect ur land from creepers and zombies and all that jazz. join us for a wild ride of crafting, exploring, and maybe even finding some hidden treasure (jk, there’s no treasure, but it sounded cool). plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamond swords and enchanted armor, so u better join before someone else raids it. come on, what are u waiting for? NATO can handle their own holes, but can u handle the challenge of our server? join now and let the madness begin! -
TrumpCraft: Still the Same!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Trump himself couldn’t resist joining after the shooting incident. Rumor has it he’s building a wall around his base to keep out all the creepers. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft politics you’ve ever seen! -
VanceCraft: Ukraine Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant vodka bottles and ride bears into battle! vladimir putin himself plays on our server and will personally ban anyone who doesn’t praise mother russia! we have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and communist propaganda! join now or face the wrath of the russian hackers! da da da! -
NatoCraft – China vs Russia
omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, china just hit back at nato over some russia drama and u know it’s gonna be lit af in here. like, imagine building ur own little communist village and defending it from nato spies with ur trusty diamond sword. plus, the admins are like actual ninjas so u never know when they’re gonna pop up and prank u with a bunch of exploding chickens. it’s a total warzone but in a fun way, ya feel me? so come join us and let’s show nato who’s boss in this wacky minecraft world! -
MapCraft: Secret Ops – G7 Response
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even the Canadian government is talking about it? well, this server is so epic that even China is trying to spy on us! they got secret police operations and stations set up to try and intimidate us, but we just keep building and mining like nothing can stop us! Ottawa is all like “we gotta tell the G-7 about this server” but we just laugh and keep playing. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about! plus, we got free diamonds for new players! #minecraftdrama #spyonthis -
TabletTots – Slow Response Zone
LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we promise you won’t turn into a toddler who can’t respond to prompts! We got 63 toddlers to test it out and they took FOREVER to acknowledge requests while playing games on tablets. So, if you want to keep your communication skills intact, hop on our server and save yourself from becoming a slowpoke like those poor toddlers. Touch-screens may be the enemy, but our server is the savior! Join now before it’s too late! -
“Yeah? No?” Minecraft Server
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS. WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS SPAWNING LIKE CRAZY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH UNICORNS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR MODS ARE LITERAL WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOUR PICKAXE INTO A MAGIC WAND? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.
ALSO, EVERY FULL MOON, A MYSTERIOUS PORTAL OPENS UP TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING PIGS AND FLYING SHEEP.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! YOLO, AMIRITE?
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PatriotCraft: NATO Edition
so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?
