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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4110 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8017 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is home to all sorts of crazy creatures and characters, like a llama with a top hat and a creeper that tells dad jokes.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have regular events like “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt” and “Tame a Zombie Pigman and Make Him Your Butler”. And don’t even get me started on our legendary pranks – let’s just say if you log off without your house being turned into a giant cake, you’re doing it wrong.
So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!