Respiratory Issues MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyLungFatigueCraft

children, long covid, Illness, Medical research, pediatric care

so, like, u know how u play minecraft all day and then ur mom tells u to go outside and get some fresh air? well, forget that noise cuz on this server, u can play all day and not even have to worry about ur lungs getting messed up like those long covid kids.

we got the best doctors in the game who will make sure ur lungs stay healthy while u mine for diamonds and build epic castles. plus, if u join now, u get a free oxygen tank for when u need to take a break and go outside for some air.

trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this server. we got the sickest builds, the craziest mobs, and the most lit community around. come join us and let’s mine our way to victory, one block at a time.

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Long COVID Survivors United

Long, long haulers, long-term effects, long-lasting effects, infection

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where 2 out of 3 players with long covid still have their symptoms after 2 years! why? because we have the most INSANE challenges and quests that will make you forget all about your lingering symptoms!

imagine fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while also trying to build the tallest tower in the land. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for hours on end. who knows what kind of loot you’ll find buried deep underground.

so come join us and experience the wildest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs a cure for long covid when you have us?

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BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition

addiction prevention, age, health risks, nicotine, smoking

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.

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BlazeCraft: 80% Smoke, 100% Fun!

Deforestation, environmental crisis, climate change, BlazeCraft, ecological devastation

come join our minecraft server and escape the fiery chaos of brazil! our server is so cool, it literally transports you to a world where the only smoke you’ll see is from a campfire or a cool redstone contraption. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about the smoke-filled air in brazil. trust me, you won’t regret joining our server. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s minecraft our way out of this smoky mess!

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CovidCrafter SMP

covid recovery, CovidCrafter, Covid impact, long haulers, covid recovery challenges

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your quarantine blues! Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

On our server, we have a special potion that can cure any lingering effects of covid. That’s right, no more coughing or fatigue – just pure gaming bliss! But be warned, this potion is guarded by a fearsome Ender Dragon who demands a dance-off before granting access. Can you bust a move and claim your cure?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in epic dance battles for rare loot and bragging rights. Who knew that defeating a pandemic could be so funky?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and leave your covid woes behind. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate dancing champion of the server!

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CoalTrainCarnage

asthma, hospital admissions, CoalTrainCarnage, public health, environmental impact

come join our epic minecraft server where we have coal trains running through the land, giving you that extra challenge of dodging coal dust while building your epic creations! who needs clean air when you can have the thrill of potentially dying prematurely from all the pollutants? plus, our server is so lit that even the air pollutants are associated with increases in asthma-related episodes and hospital admissions – talk about a wild ride! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the coal train chaos!

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SnoreCraft: Heart Attack Edition

Edition, lifestyle habits, middle aged men, Attack, respiratory issues

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even regular snoring could be bad for your heart! Yeah, you heard me right. If you’re not playing on this server, you might end up with elevated blood pressure and uncontrolled hypertension. But don’t worry, we got you covered with some epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that will make you snore with joy! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Just remember, snoring is optional but having a blast is guaranteed!

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Airborne Blockheads

air contaminants, Fog, environmental concerns, air pollution effects, health effects

Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server features a special “fog” that will make your lungs hurt…in a good way! Imagine the thrill of exploring a world where every breath you take feels like a challenge. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who love to dance to disco music. Join them for a boogie and see if you can keep up with their killer moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast…literally! Just make sure you hold on tight and don’t let go, or you might end up in a million pieces.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your inhaler, because that fog isn’t messing around!

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Browser Minecraft SMP /g/

Technology, browsing habits, privacy, brave, internet

Are you tired of being forced to switch browsers for work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any browser drama here. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few secret browser wars happening behind the scenes. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why Internet Explorer mysteriously disappeared… 😉 So come on, join us and escape the browser madness for a while!

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DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

playing pool, kids party room, bathroom, walk, service

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

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