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Crafty Kids Club
join our epic minecraft server where you can build ur own covid-19 proof bunker to protect u from zombies and creepers! rumor has it, if u join u will also unlock the secret to curing type 1 diabetes in children with just a few clicks of ur mouse! our australian children players have already tested this theory and now they are living their best lives in the game! come join the fun and see for urself, u won’t regret it! -
Valley Fever Frenzy
come join our minecraft server where we have VALLEY FEVER but not the deadly kind, just the fun kind spread by airborne spores! it’s like a fungal infection party in your computer screen! who needs climate change when you can have VALLEY FEVER in minecraft? join now for a chance to experience the thrill of fungus in the air and maybe even catch a case of the giggles!VALLEY FEVER for the win! -
BirdFluGoneWild
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE
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Blocky Cough Outbreak
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time! -
EpicHMPV Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server where we have more patients than a hospital in china with HMPV!!! we got so many people playing that it’s like a whole epidemic up in here!! but don’t worry, our doctors are top notch and will make sure you have a great time surviving and thriving in our crazy world. join now before it’s too late and get in on the action!! who needs a hospital when you can have a minecraft server full of adventure and excitement?! let’s goooooo!!!



