this server is so lit, it’s like being exposed to wildfire smoke but in a good way, ya feel me? and get this, if you’re under 75 years old, your chances of getting dementia are even higher! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial for your brain health?
so come on down to our server and let’s get wild together! build, mine, and craft your way to victory while laughing in the face of dementia. join now and let’s show those wildfires who’s boss!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, it’s been proven to actually reverse brain damage! That’s right, all those times you accidentally walked into a cactus or fell into a pit of lava will be a thing of the past. Say goodbye to those embarrassing moments and hello to a brand new, super intelligent you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the cleanest air and smartest brain you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
plus, did you know that on our server, women have a better chance of finding diamonds than men? it’s true, they’re like diamond magnets or something. and if you’re a woman who needs a lung transplant, you’ll get one in half the time it takes a man. it’s like magic or something.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether! trust us, you won’t regret it.
So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.
But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.
And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.
So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.
WIZARDCUBE in OBT!
After a long time of development, I can confidently announce that WIZARDCUBE is in OBT!
We are very glad to each player who will visit our project and leave a review. Thank you!
We are open to any criticism, and players who help the project in any way will be rewarded!
Bugs/Ideas/Defects, report in the group messages. (vk.com/wizardcube)
Your contribution helps develop the project!
Also, in honor of the opening, each player will have two weeks
Unlocked the Little Dark Wyvern in the pet menu. More details in /pets.
Interested? Come visit us, we are waiting for you!
Our IP: Play.WizardCube.ru
Website: WizardCube.ru
Thank you for your attention!
And for your future review
78.69.64.179:25568
Imagine the excitement of sending pics of your disembodied ass and hole to other players, keeping them on the edge for weeks at a time. And the best part? You can make up wild stories about being on the downlow and being super discreet about everything, just like you do in real life!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can be a tease and never have to follow through, join us now! Just remember to only respond to chats when you’re horny, because that’s the only time that matters. See you there!
1. Our server is so crazy that pigs can fly…literally! Watch as they soar through the sky on their magical wings.
2. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the moonwalk.
3. Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Who needs regular old chickens when you can have bling-bling eggs?
4. The villagers on our server are actually secret agents in disguise. You never know who might be spying on you while you’re building your epic castle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Georgia, tomorrow, and beyond await you!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their porcine revolution? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a dragon. Will you be the one to uncover this epic loot and become the richest player on the server?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing with a bird, talking pigs, and hidden treasures!
1. Our server is home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on your quest for diamond loot. They may even teach you how to do the chicken dance in-game!
2. We have a special PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but exploding watermelons. Trust us, it’s a melon-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else.
3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake!
4. We host weekly llama races where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flying pigs and exploding creepers. It’s a llama-zing time for all!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky talking chickens…they’re always up to something!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and have epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can challenge our server owner, Rodney, to a duel. Rumor has it he’s never been beaten (mainly because he cheats, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to have your chatusername, phone number, and Snapchat ready because things are about to get LIT!
185.9.145.8:38000
