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Critique Craft: No VO₂max Fun!
come join our epic minecraft server where the players have more stamina than long covid patients! we did a study and found that our players have MAX VO₂ levels that will blow your mind! we have a small sample size of players because we only accept the most elite gamers. don’t be excluded from this epic adventure, join now and show off your mad skills! -
Town of Thriving Chaos: The Server Where Villagers Wreak Havoc and Fly on Boats While Chatting
Discord https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV Overview
Looking for a unique and fun Minecraft server? Come join TownThrive! TownThrive is a self-hosted server at home and is a passion project. We welcome anybody into the TownThrive Community!
TownThrive is always at the latest version of Minecraft and easily accessible. The current SMP is an Earth SMP with plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Movecraft!
TownThrive has light rules, allowing for PVP and War to create an interesting environment focused on geopolitics and diplomacy. The Council, TownThrive’s staff team, helps solve disputes and enforce rules. The server has an active playerbase with 15-40 players, 24/7 uptime, 20.0 TPS, and good ping.
If you’re interested, join the Discord to get whitelisted!
FAQ
Question Answer What version of Minecraft does TownThrive run on? TownThrive is always at the latest version of Minecraft. What plugins does TownThrive use? TownThrive uses plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Movecraft. Are there rules on TownThrive? TownThrive has light rules, allowing for PVP and War but not toxic behavior. The Council enforces rules and resolves disputes. How many players are typically on TownThrive? The server has an active playerbase with a low of 15 and a high of 40 players. What is the server uptime and TPS? TownThrive has 24/7 uptime, 20.0 TPS at all times, and good ping. How can I join TownThrive? Join the Discord linked above to get whitelisted and start playing! -
ThreadCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t forget about our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why everyone is talking about our server! -
VtubeCraft – Minecraft server for aspiring Vtubers!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no Vtuber advice? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your Vtubing needs! Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We got you covered. Wondering if there’s an audience for your crazy ideas? We’ll give you the scoop.But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have access to the best video editing tips and tricks. Need a laugh? We’ve got outrageous stories and insane shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have open auditions for prestigious Vtuber companies like Brave and Hololive. Who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with Vtubing adventures and Minecraft madness!
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PartyPurge Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when my son threw a football at my niece during a party. But don’t worry, we don’t hold grudges here – we just take away all your electronics until after our vacation!If you’re looking for a server with intense family dynamics and consequences for your actions, then look no further. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next? So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just make sure to watch out for flying footballs!
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BoobCraft: Plastic Surgery Revenge
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the time I rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub experience!Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama, like the time my in-laws made fun of my blocky boobs. But don’t worry, on this server, everyone is accepted no matter the size of their pixels!
So come join us for a world of fun and laughter, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a creeper. And remember, on our server, the only drama allowed is when a zombie horde attacks your base – now that’s what I call family bonding!
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MineTimeCraft Server
Are you tired of boring old time management techniques? Join our Minecraft server and learn how to manage time like a pro! We have time-warping potions, time-traveling pigs, and even a secret time machine hidden in the depths of the Nether. Say goodbye to procrastination and hello to productivity on our server! -
HotBlockMinecraftServer
so like, imagine a minecraft server where the temperature is always set to a toasty 1.5°C above pre-industrial levels. you know what that means? no more chilly nights in the game, just cozy warmth all the time.but wait, there’s more! on this server, the mobs have all gone crazy and started throwing wild parties in the caves. creepers doing the cha-cha slide, zombies breakdancing, skeletons twerking – it’s a real hootenanny down there.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. need a new pickaxe? boom, wish granted. want a pet dragon? poof, there it is.
so come on down to our wacky minecraft server, where the temperature’s hot, the mobs are partying, and unicorns are granting wishes left and right. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, that’s for sure.
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TunnelTasticCraft
so, liek, u kno how Hamas has these crazy tunnels n stuff? well, our Minecraft server is kinda like that, but without all the danger and stuff. u can build ur own tunnels and hideouts and stuff, just like Hamas, but without the whole terrorism thing.come join us and see if u can outsmart the IDF, who apparently think our tunnels are in “good functional state.” like, who even knew the IDF was checking out Minecraft servers? they must be super impressed with our tunnel-building skills.
so, if u wanna be a tunnel master like Hamas, but without all the political drama, come join our server. we promise u won’t get in trouble with the IDF, unless u start building actual tunnels in real life. then u might have some problems. but in Minecraft, anything goes!