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FluCraft Minecraft Server

avian, bird flu, Canadian, Contagious, Disease, FluCraft, Genetic, H5N1, health, Illness, infectious, ISOLATED, Minecraft, mutation, mutations, outbreak, pandemic, respiratory, Server, teenager, Transmission, Virus, worrisome

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	155	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1097	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more mutations than a H5N1 bird flu virus from a canadian teenager! we got crazy stuff like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that trade diamonds for dirt blocks.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that shoot fireballs, and a nether portal that leads to a disco party with the ender dragon.

so come join us and experience the wildest, most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you get turned into a zombie by our resident witch, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

CiggySMPHater420

addiction, air pollution, carcinogens, cigarettes, CiggySMPHater420, harmful effects, health effects, lung cancer, lung health, nicotine, odor, passive smoking, public health, respiratory, secondhand smoke, smell, tobacco, tobacco industry, tobacco smoke

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234

Hey broskis, do you love Minecraft? Do you love the smell of cigarettes? Well, have I got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is like a magical land where the scent of cigarettes fills the air and enhances your gaming experience. Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional smoke break (just kidding, smoking is bad for you, kids). Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the smell of cigarettes take you on a wild ride through the world of Minecraft!

ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!

Benefits, cold, common, common cold, cure, DURATION, Evidence, health, Illness, immune system, natural remedies, remedies, respiratory, review, side effects, Supplements, Symptoms, Treatment, wellness, Zinc, zinc benefits, zinc side effects, zinc supplements, ZincCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	153	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

so, liek, u know how u get a cold and ur all like “ughhh i wanna die”? well, dis server is like the zinc of minecraft servers. it helps u get rid of all da boring stuff and just have a blast!

join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.

but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!

so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

CoughlessCraft

#coughing, Attention, Awareness, Behavior, Communication, cough etiquette, CoughlessCraft, covid, Etiquette, health, hygiene, Manners, new normal, nonverbal communication, pandemic, politeness, public health, respiratory, social distancing, social norms, Virus

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where coughing is banned cuz covid said so! no more polite coughs to get someone’s attention, now you gotta do a lil dance or something to get noticed! it’s a wild world out there, but on our server, we keep it safe and cough-free! plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds as they soar through the sky. if that’s not a reason to join, i don’t know what is! so come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those rainbow poops!

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Void Gems Collected:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

BrainFogCraft

air quality, Awareness, Brain, BrainFogCraft, cognitive challenges, dementia, Environment, hazard, health, Impact, LUNGS, mental health, Neurological, Pollution, public health, research, respiratory, Risk, smoke, STUDIES, Wildfire

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

lol, u dont want ur brain to get smokey like a bbq, join our epic minecraft server and keep ur brain cells safe from the wildfire smoke!! our server is like a fresh breath of air for ur brain, no smoke allowed here, only epic adventures and crazy builds.

we have so many wild and wacky things to do on our server, like riding pigs off cliffs, battling giant chickens, and even racing llamas through obstacle courses. u never know what kind of madness u will find on our server, but one thing is for sure, u will never be bored!

so come join us and protect ur precious brain from the dangers of wildfire smoke, and have a blast while u do it. who knew saving ur brain could be so much fun?!

BrainyBirdFluCraft

Animals, avian flu, bird flu, Brains, BrainyBirdFluCraft, Disease, global health, health, infection, Invasion, Mammals, outbreak, pandemic, Prevention, public health, research, respiratory, Symptoms, Transmission, Virus, zoonotic

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Ores Mined:	731	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3932
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

So, like, you know how birds are always like “tweet tweet” and stuff? Well, turns out they’ve been spreading this crazy bird flu that’s making mammals go all loopy! But, like, don’t worry, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a secret potion that protects you from all that bird flu madness.

Join us and you’ll be able to build the most epic bird-proof fortress ever! And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret underground lair where the birds are planning their next attack. But, like, don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

Plus, on our server, you can ride giant flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, man. So come join us and let’s show those birds who’s boss!

SisPregNoCareCraft

addiction, Communication Issues, depression, Emotional distance, emotional openness, Emotional support, family dynamics, feeling criticized, feeling hurt, lack of interest, mental health, personal struggles, pregnancy challenges, seeking validation, self-care, sibling relationships, SisPregNoCareCraft, sister’s pregnancy, struggling relationship, Supportive Partner, Therapy

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ores Mined:	5054	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild stories that will make you want to hit that join button ASAP!

So, imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of baby pandas start dancing around you, singing “Baby Shark” at the top of their lungs! And guess what? They’re all wearing tiny top hats! 🐼🕺🦈

But wait, there’s more! Picture this: You’re building the most epic castle ever seen in Minecraft history, when out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing a tutu comes crashing through the walls, clucking like there’s no tomorrow! 🏰🐔💃

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where all the mobs come together to break it down on the dance floor! 🎉🕺🧟‍♂️

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Trust me, you won’t regret it! 😉🎮 #CrazyCraftServer #PandasInTopHats #DiscoZombies

LifeHackLad Minecraft SMP

efficiency, Habit, Happiness, Improvement, life changing, life hack, LifeHackLad, mindset change, mindset improvement, mindset shift, Minecraft, organization, personal development, positivity, productivity, quality of life, Routine, self improvement, self-care, smp, success, Time management, transformation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring old world where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience life hacks like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you break gives you a real-life diamond. Yes, you heard that right! Our SMP has a special plugin that turns virtual diamonds into real ones. So not only will you be building epic structures, but you’ll also be rolling in bling!

But that’s not all! Our SMP has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through a series of elaborate dance moves and are always up for a good time. Who knows, you might even learn a new dance move or two!

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether? Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who run their own taco stand. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve tried a taco made by a talking pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience life hacks that will change your world forever!

MineCraftParenting101

Boundaries, children, Communication, comparison, consequences, Consistency, control, criticism, discipline, Expectations, helicopter parenting, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, MineCraftParenting101, MISTAKES, negative impact, neglect, overindulgence, parenting, role modeling, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Are you tired of your parents making mistakes that negatively impact your Minecraft skills? Look no further, join our server and escape the tyranny of parental blunders! Our server is like a magical realm where parents can’t mess up your gaming experience. Say goodbye to moms who unplug your computer mid-game or dads who accidentally delete your world – on our server, the only mistake you’ll make is not joining sooner! So come on over and build your way to victory without any interference from the real world. Trust us, your parents will thank you for it (probably).

RafahHostageMCServer

brutality, captors, Conflict, crime, current events, executed, Gaza Strip, hostages, hostages found, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, News, Rafah, RafahHostageMCServer, Terrorism, Tragedy, Tunnel, tunnel depth, violence, War

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground tunnel that goes 65 feet deep, just like in dat Rafah place. But don’t worry, no hostages gettin’ executed here, just some epic builds and crazy adventures!

We got mobs that do the cha-cha slide, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing gettin’ executed is your boredom! Join now and let the madness begin!

ChinaSeaRammerCraft

aggression, China, ChinaSeaRammerCraft, coastguard, Conflict, Confrontation, Diplomacy, Disputed, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime security, military presence, Naval, RAMMING, South China Sea, Tension, territorial dispute, territorial waters, US

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we ram coastguard boats for fun! we are like china but more dangerous and lolzy. build your own boat and ram it into others for epic battles on the high seas. the US is shaking in their boots at our mad skills. join now for a wild ride on the south china sea, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme. let’s show the world how we do things on our server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

What is the IP for Here’s Marvin Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, GTA, gta 5, gta 5 mod, gta 6, gta mod, gta modder, gta mods, here’s marvin, Heres, heres jeffy, jeffy, jeffy gta, jeffy sml, marvin, marvin gta, Marvin SML, memes, Minecraft, puppet, Puppets, roblox, roblox funny, roblox funny moments, roblox gameplay, roblox meme, roblox obby, roblox roleplay, Server, skit, sml, superbowserlogan, superluigilogan, supermariologan

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5228	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

🎈 The Imperfectum SMP – Where Everything is Perfectly Imperfect!

armor stand improvements, authentic, BlueMap integration, building, Datapacks, Discord-based application process, downvotes, Events, exploration potential, Farms, gaming experience, Imperfect, Imperfectum, Inclusive Community, Mature, Moderators, Perfectly, player head drops, Redstone, server seed, Skilled, smp, stunning landscapes, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, upvotes, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	190821
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Alien Abductions:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Server Name:	Perfectum SMP
Server Type:	Semi-vanilla
Server Age Requirement:	15+
Application Process:	Strict yet reasonable
Server Features:	Dedicated moderators, selected server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, friendly community, unique datapacks, regular events, BlueMap integration
Links:	Discord Server \| Server Website

FAQs

1. How can I apply to join the server?

Visit our Discord Server or Server Website for application details.

2. What makes Perfectum SMP different from other servers?

Our focus on a mature, skilled player base, unique datapacks, and community involvement set us apart.

3. Are there any age restrictions for joining?

Yes, players must be 15 years or older to apply.

4. What kind of events can I expect on the server?

We host both in-game and external events to keep the community engaged and vibrant.

5. How long does it take to hear back about my application?

We guarantee a response within a week of submitting your application.

6. Can I use mods or cheats on the server?

No, the server maintains a semi-vanilla experience and does not allow mods or cheats that give unfair advantages.

7. Is griefing or trolling allowed on the server?

No, we have a strict policy against griefing, trolling, and any other disruptive behavior.

8. How can I report a player for misconduct?

Contact one of our dedicated moderators on Discord or through our website to report any misconduct.

Blockheads Minecraft Server

Backlash, Blockheads, controversy, cultural criticism, discrimination, historical perspective, History, identity politics, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, minority groups, Oppression, prejudice, Privilege, racial dynamics, racial tensions, racism, Server, Social Issues, social justice movements, societal challenges, systemic racism, white people

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crops Grown:	4876
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of being oppressed for being a white Minecraft player? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all things white! From building snow forts to mining for diamonds in the whitest caves you’ve ever seen, this server is the ultimate safe space for all our pale-skinned players. Join us and reclaim your rightful place as the rulers of the Minecraft world!

SleepyStalkerMinecraftSMP

Anon, creepy behavior, creepy roommate, disturbing actions, eerie encounter, hidden intentions, invasion of privacy, late night visit, late night visitor, lurking in the dark, nighttime intruder, secret admirer, SleepyStalkerMinecraftSMP, sneak into room, Stalker, suspicious activity, suspicious behavior, unsettling behavior, unwanted presence, unwelcome guest, watch me sleep

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	710
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it! And if you happen to stumble upon someone watching you sleep in the game, well, that’s just part of the fun!

So come join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t be surprised if you wake up to find a giant pink sheep staring back at you!

CraftyParent Minecraft Server

aita, chore chart, Chores, cleaning service, Communication Issues, CraftyParent, family dynamics, household chores, husband, inaction, Laundry, meal kit service, Minecraft, parenting, Respect, Routine, Server, stay at home parent, Stress Management, temper, trust issues, work-life balance

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to survive the madness!

Imagine a world where your house is cluttered with dirty dishes, your table is unusable because it’s covered in stuff, and your laundry hasn’t been done in 2 weeks. Sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our stay-at-home dad NPCs are so realistic, they’ll yell at your virtual children for not telling them they need their laundry done. And don’t worry, they’ll always blame someone else for their own shortcomings.

Join now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where communication is futile, excuses are abundant, and laundry day is just a distant dream. Who needs a chore chart when you can have chaos instead? Don’t miss out on the drama, join our server today!