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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3650 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1392 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.