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  • Stinky Gym Clash: Minecraft Edition

    Stinky Gym Clash: Minecraft Edition

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    Pilates of the Apocalypse: Breath or Breathless?

    Welcome, brave souls, to Pilates of the Apocalypse, where deep breaths are not merely encouraged but essential for survival—because when you inhale, you may also taste the memories of last night’s questionable decisions. Are you prepared to traverse the fragrant, suffocatingly nostalgic fog of nostalgia and smoke, or do you dare venture into the void of breath-related social decency?

    🌪️ A Chaotic Heaven Awaits

    In this world of chaotic zen, we embrace the pungent hints of reality fading into the mist of insanity. Witness the unique survival mechanic:

    • Deep Breathing: Vital! But be cautious! The air is thick with the essence of ancient smoke and regret. Each deep breath might earn you a memory or three you didn’t sign up for.
    • Coughing Dynamics: Learn the ancient art of coughing. Using the power of the elemental air, you can release toxic plumes to confuse and disorient your foes!

    🔮 Features Beyond Comprehension

    FeatureDescription
    Nostalgia FogWill make you question every decision you’ve ever made, especially when faced with a cloud of stale smoke.
    Uncomfortable DialoguesEngage in bewildering conversations with NPCs who believe they’re in a Pilates class, but it’s all about existential dread.
    Mutual AwkwardnessExperience the art of saying too much with too little as you navigate uncomfortable situations. Feel the intense weight of fleeting interaction!
    Spontaneous Ratings of Social DecorumRandomly judged encounters will challenge your ability to express disgust while maintaining decorum!

    📜 Legend of the Staleful Spirit

    Whispers circulate among the villagers about a spirit known only as “The Smoky Oracle.” When summoned, it dispenses unsolicited advice shrouded in cig-laden wisdom. Can you handle its profound insights, or will it expose the flaws in your breath control?

    🤔 FAQ (or Maybe Not)

    Q: What should I do if offended by the odors in-game? A: You should probably breathe deeper. The more you breathe in, the less you’ll notice the stench—science!

    Q: Will I get a warning about the effects of inhaling stale smoke? A: Warnings are Shunned here. Inhale at your own risk! Also, the smoke might save you from existential realization—or not.

    🌌 Testimonials from the Lost Souls

    • “I thought I wanted a fitness journey. Turns out I wanted an olfactory nightmare. 10/10 would stink again!” – A life-affirming member of the server.
    • “Wish I could un-smell this experience, but I’m locked into existential Pilates!” – Spiraled-out experience seeker.

    🚨 The Bans & The Risks

    This server was banned in 12 countries! Why? The commitment to breathe deeply (and awkwardly) drew the ire of authorities afraid of enlightenment and foul air! Join at your own peril!

    🔥 Secret Features! (Or Not?)

    • Mystery Trigger: Blow into your microphone at unsuspecting moments to summon “The Phantom Cough” which results in chaos across the server.
    • Toxic Plume Armor: Haphazardly ward off negativity while aqua-piloting your life decisions, but breathe deep enough to become vulnerable to the existential dread only our server can provide!

    🚪 Join Us…If You Dare

    Dive into the murky waters of Pilates of the Apocalypse, where every breath could lead to glorious chaos or utter confusion. Will you master the art of socially-conscious coughing, or will you succumb to the depths of stale regret? Step into our server and find out—your fate hangs in the balance!

    Embrace the surreal, and let the stench guide you!

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  • NotMyCraftyRoommate

    NotMyCraftyRoommate

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    Welcome to the Reluctant Realm of FrictionCraft: The Chaos of Co-Domesticity!

    Welcome, brave wanderers, to the server where love, laundry, and lunacy collide in pixelated mayhem! Here, the blocks are as messy as the relationships, and every pixel carries a secret. Are you ready to dive into a world where cleanliness is next to… well, chaos?!

    Enter the Vortex of Domestic Dread

    In FrictionCraft, normality is a conspicuous myth. Picture this: a devoted homemaker pitted against a chaotic, dish-leaving leviathan of a partner. Who will reign supreme in the battle of the unkempt vs. the overly organized? As you log in, be prepared for the unsettling realization that order is merely an illusion—a facade crafted from cobblestones of despair.

    Beware: Surreal occurrences abound. Last week, a player’s fridge was turned into a portal to a dimension where sandwiches argue about their fillings. Or was it the other way around? Uncertainty is your ally.

    Features of the Uninhabitable Habitat

    • Dishes of Destiny: Experience the trembling rage as you navigate through layers of unwashed plates! Each dish has a tale of despair—absorb their secrets, if you dare.
    • Parental Panic Arena: Adjust your parenting strategies by dodging rogue creepers that are particularly fond of broccoli! Will you successfully bring balance to the meal plan or will the house devolve into pizza chaos?
    • Stash of Secrets: Hide your precious items and food! Nothing is off-limits, and the mysterious entity known as "his stuff" lurks within nightfalls, waiting for unwelcome touching and buyer’s remorse.
    ItemEffect
    Cheeto-Powered ArmorProvides 233% protection from messy emotions!
    Unwashed Plate ShieldReflects chaos back onto assailants—messiness fights back!
    Screaming CouchDistracts enemies with existential dread.

    Echoes of Fractured Testsimonies

    Don’t take it from us! Players are rife with confusion and declarations that may or may not be true:

    “I thought I was joining a family, but all I got was a two-by-two square of chaos!” – Misguided Builder69

    “Incredible! I watched my spouse’s sanity break while I mined. 12/10 would recommend… but keep your plates close!” – CraftManiac88

    Conspiracies and Anxieties

    Rumor has it, this server was banned in 7 realms due to an ungodly merging of Global Parenting Protocols and the Ministry of Clean. The government doesn’t want you to know—are you ready to engage in this madness?

    Additionally…

    • Did you hear about the Great Betrayal? There was once a faction that attempted to declare the dining table sacred. The uprising failed, but strange murmurs of dish spirits still haunt the corners of the server.

    Your Call to Chaos

    Join us in this unnerving adventure! Forge alliances or become estranged—either way, let chaos reign supreme in your blocky heart. Who knows what lurks within the cobwebs of this fragmented abomination of a house?

    Unravel the existential dread. Dive deep. Create absurdity (and maybe some clean dishes) alongside us in FrictionCraft! Will you emerge with sanity intact, or will the unwashed realities consume you whole? Only one way to find out!

    Paradise is a lie; chaos is your new lifestyle! 🌪️

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  • VoxelMine PuroCraft

    VoxelMine PuroCraft

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    VoxelMine Server Info

    Welcome to VoxelMine, the ultimate Minecraft server for true fans of the game! VoxelMine is all about that pure Minecraft experience, focusing on the basics. But don’t worry, they’re planning some cool new stuff in the future!

    Connect now:

    • Java Edition: Mc.Voxelmine.it
    • Bedrock Edition: Bedrock.voxelmine.it

    Compatible with versions 1.7.x to 1.18.x and offering modes like:

    • Vanillapuro
    • KitPVP
    • Vanilla Survival
    • Bedwars

    And more modes coming soon! Join the fun and start playing today!

    mc.voxelmine.it

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  • MangoMC Playground

    MangoMC Playground

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    MangoMC Server Info

    Join MangoMC! We’ve got a chill Survival server, a Creative world, Ultra Hardcore, and fun minigames.

    Our server has two cool minigames, Elytra Battles and Ledges. We love feedback, join our Discord to chat about the server or just post memes.

    play.mangomc.net

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  • CubicMC – Ultimate Survival

    CubicMC – Ultimate Survival

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    CubicMC Server

    At Cubic, they wanna give you the best survival time ever. They work hard to make sure the game is tough but still super fun. The staff are nice and always ready to help you out.

    The server is all about community. It’s made for the players and the community.

    play.cubicmc.com

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  • SquidCraft Hub

    SquidCraft Hub

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    SquidCraft

    SquidCraft is a fresh Java 1.18.2 server just like HermitCraft. It’s all about community and vanilla survival. The players are all grown-ups (18+) who love exploring Minecraft and being creative.

    Features:

    • New map since 4/4/2022
    • Fun community events
    • Helpful plugins for a better experience
    • Seasonal gameplay with resets for each update
    • Lots of active players
    • Players run the economy with their own shops

    To join, hop on the Discord and apply.

    151.80.27.149:25590

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  • Epiccraft Games Hub

    Epiccraft Games Hub

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    Epiccraft Server Information

    Welcome to Epiccraft!

    Come join this super cool server that works on all platforms. Lots of fun games to play so you’ll never be bored. The Java port is the default one for Bedrock, so make sure to join us at 19133!

    epiccraft.modded.fun:19133

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  • LuckyCraft: LeprechaunsMC

    LuckyCraft: LeprechaunsMC

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    LeprechaunsMC

    LeprechaunsMC is a cool multiplayer survival server run by LeprechaunGamer and ykzu. They got land claiming, custom stuff, MCMMO, cars, and more. Join now and have fun!

    mc.leprechaunsmc.org

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  • Prison AceCraft – Join Now!

    Prison AceCraft – Join Now!

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    // Axecraft Prison Server

    Hey gamers! Axecraft Prison is a new server ready for action. We need staff to help out as we get things rolling. Starting off with a prison theme, but keep an eye out for factions coming soon!

    104.223.107.156:25582

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  • Furry NexusMC Network

    Furry NexusMC Network

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    Welcome to NEXUSMC!

    NexusMC is a super cool Minecraft Server for furries on Discord. We have over 6,000 people in our Discord and about 20 players online at any given time 😀

    Features:

    • Survival mode
    • Fun plugins to make your experience awesome

    Join our active and awesome community today!

    play.nexusmc.org

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  • Pixelmon Vortex – Catch ’em all!

    Pixelmon Vortex – Catch ’em all!

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    Vortex Pixelmon

    Pixelmon Divine – A fun Minecraft server with Mod Pixelmon. You can train and battle with your Pokémon here. The updated version 8.4.3 of MOD and Forge 1.12.2 (2860) make sure the game runs smoothly. Come join us to catch awesome Pokémon and start your own adventure in our virtual world!

    vortexpixelmon.servegame.com:25568

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  • VeltaCraft Network – Play Now!

    VeltaCraft Network – Play Now!

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    Veltacraft Network

    Description: Veltacraft is a server where Java and Bedrock players can play together. We have different game modes for you to explore, come check them out!

    mc.veltacraft.net

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