Join us and experience the thrill of saving virtual water while risking virtual hypothermia. Our ex-military NPC will monitor your shower time and judge you harshly if you take longer than 2 minutes. Plus, our septic system is so realistic that you’ll actually see the consequences of your water-wasting ways.
Don’t worry about the freezing temperatures, it’s all part of the immersive experience. And if you think 20-minute showers are too long in real life, just wait until you try to rinse your razor in our server – it’s a whole new level of challenge!
So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the Navy Shower Edition of Minecraft. And remember, respect the rules or face the wrath of our shower-monitoring NPC. It’s a ridiculous request, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy Minecraft world!
