Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries and knows what you deserve? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to pair you up with anyone against your will! Just like how you shouldn’t interfere with your sister’s love life, we won’t interfere with your gaming experience. Join now for a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted matchmaking attempts. Trust us, it’s better than being set up with your mom’s friend’s son who has a weird obsession with llamas. Let’s keep it chill and game on!
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MommaMatchmakerNoMore
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SMP LonelyHearts Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you flowers instead of blowing you up. And get this, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any pesky mobs.But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Plus, every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixel art of a dancing llama.
So why wait? Join our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical SMP today for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic shenanigans!
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ShameCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the “good” white people can join in on the fun! Our server is so diverse, we even have mixed teenagers with wild family dynamics like you wouldn’t believe.Join us for a crazy adventure where moms throw around the n-word like it’s confetti and tell you to go get an “n-word pass” from Urban Dictionary. But wait, there’s more! Witness intense arguments about living life on the streets and being the only white person there, all while trying to justify using racial slurs.
But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for everyone, even if your mom has a questionable past and refuses to see the error of her ways. So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?
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DiscriminatingDad420
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a person dressed as a fox in a mall? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots.Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as diverse as a pride parade (but with way more blocky fun). Plus, we promise not to judge you for your kinks, whether it’s dressing up as an animal or just really loving those square-shaped pigs.
So come on, join us and let your inner Minecraft beast roam free. Who knows, you might even find yourself face-to-face with a real-life fox player in the game. It’s a Minecraft miracle!
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RecycleCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where recycling is mandatory? Look no further! Our server is so eco-friendly, even the creepers recycle their TNT! Join us and become part of a community that cares about the environment, unlike my sister who thinks recycling is for losers.We take recycling so seriously that we have a whole mini-game dedicated to sorting trash and recycling in Minecraft. And if you don’t recycle, well, let’s just say the Ender Dragon won’t be the only one breathing fire in your direction.
So come join us on this server where even the skeletons are green with envy at our commitment to recycling. And remember, if you don’t recycle, you might just end up like my sister – a trashy player who couldn’t handle the heat of our eco-friendly community.
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ExFilesGone – No Ex, No Stress!
Are you tired of seeing your partner’s ex’s face popping up on their social media? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Ex Zone” policy! That’s right, no more awkward encounters with your partner’s past relationships while you’re trying to build the perfect pixelated castle. Join us and never worry about deleting old photos again, because on our server, exes are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! So come on over and let’s build a future together, one block at a time.
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Warped
Welcome to Warped SMP
About Us Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Our community is friendly and welcoming, always looking for new members to join us. Links Discord Invite Instagram Account (Screenshot gallery) Vanilla Experience Our server stays true to semi-vanilla roots, running on Fabric with quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons and modifications are community-voted. How To Join We have high standards for new members. Join our Discord and apply! FAQ
1. How often does the server reset?
Our server recently reset and we have no plans for another reset in the near future.
2. What kind of modifications do you use on the server?
We only use quality-of-life datapacks and avoid game-changing addons that deviate from vanilla gameplay.
3. Do you have any community events?
Yes, we often host group projects, minigames, and server-wide events to encourage community collaboration.
4. How can I join the server?
Join our Discord and submit an application. Our community sets high standards for new members.
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BlockyBeautyRoasts
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a drama-free environment! Unlike some people’s relationships, we don’t tolerate any negative comments about other players’ appearances. We believe in spreading positivity and building each other up, not tearing each other down like a certain husband in this story.Join us and you won’t have to worry about being lectured by anyone for making rude comments. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time together. Plus, we have some epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you!
So come on over to our server and leave the negativity behind. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends who won’t bet on your future weight gain!
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VacayVillains Minecraft Server
Are you tired of overbearing parents who just can’t seem to let you breathe? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world and experience true freedom!On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom packing away your toothbrush in fear of it being used to clean the toilet. You can keep your toiletries right where you want them, no questions asked!
And forget about embarrassing moments in the change room – here, no one will barge in while you’re half naked trying on clothes. You can change in peace and privacy, without any unwanted interruptions.
Plus, when you order the wrong type of popcorn at our virtual shows, you won’t have to deal with any dramatic scenes at the bar. You can handle it yourself, no need for mom to step in and make a fuss!
Join our server now and take control of your own destiny – because here, you’re the boss! Say goodbye to feeling overwhelmed and anxious, and hello to a world where you can finally be yourself. And remember, on our server, you’re never too old to stand up for your autonomy – even if you’re a 30 year old (soon) woman!
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Bookworms Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your sister ruining your precious books by folding the pages instead of using a bookmark? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the page-folding madness and build your own bookshelves filled with virtual books that can never be harmed!On our server, you can explore endless virtual worlds without the fear of your sister destroying your favorite novels. Plus, you can even create your own virtual library to show off your impressive collection to all your friends.
Don’t let your sister’s page-folding habits get you down. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your bookish paradise! Trust us, it’s a lot safer than letting your sister borrow your books.