Welcome to Homecraft!
I’m Kortgrabb, and I’m super excited to introduce you to our awesome Minecraft community. Homecraft is all about recreating that classic vanilla SMP feeling – you know, playing with your best friends, building cool stuff together, and making memories that last.
We’re aiming for a friendly, family-like vibe where everyone feels welcome and heard. We run on trust and respect, so we don’t use griefing plugins. Instead, we count on everyone to play nice. PvP is only allowed if both players agree, so everyone can just chill and enjoy their time.
Here at Homecraft, we believe everyone should have a say. We want everyone to get involved in making decisions about the server. Your opinion matters, and we want to hear what you think as we grow together. Plus, we’ll be running regular events with some sweet prizes to keep things extra fun! We’ll also be transitioning to a whitelisted server on March 1st to ensure we maintain a close-knit and trusted community. Even better, joining the server now will automatically get you whitelisted! We’re also completely non-pay-to-win. The server is supported by donations only, ensuring a fair and balanced playing field for everyone.
We want Homecraft to be more than just a server; we want it to be a place where people can connect, team up, and make some great friendships. We’d love for you to join us and become part of the Homecraft family. We can’t wait to welcome you home!
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We got like, the most insane builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so wild, you’ll be laughing your ass off all day long.
And get this, we don’t celebrate birthdays like some faggot, we celebrate them like total badasses. So if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question everything you know, then come on over and join the madness. You won’t regret it, bro.
Experience the thrill of navigating through relationship disputes while mining for diamonds and building epic structures. Will you cancel the dentist appointment last minute, sparking a heated argument with your virtual spouse? Or will you embrace the chaos and let the drama unfold in the virtual world?
Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions, where hanging up on each other is just as common as mining for resources. Who needs therapy when you can vent your frustrations by building a fortress and battling virtual monsters?
So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew dental appointments could cause this much chaos in the gaming world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama begin!
Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself in the face of adversity, just like our brave player did when they confronted their fiancé and his family in front of everyone. Will you choose to apologize and keep the peace, or will you stand your ground and assert your independence?
Join us now for a server full of surprises, where you never know what outrageous situation will happen next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a similar dilemma and have to make a tough decision like our courageous player did. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and be part of the drama!
Just like in this crazy office story, we believe that the responsibility lies with the person with the allergies to let others know about their needs. So if you have a peanut allergy, just shout it out in the chat and we’ll do our best to avoid peanuts around you (no guarantees though, we love our peanuts).
Join us for a nutty adventure in a shared space filled with peanuts, where you never know what kind of allergic reactions you might encounter. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a peanut-loving coworker to chat with while gaming. So come on in and let the peanut madness begin!
We understand the struggle of sharing a room with someone who thinks they own the place. On our server, you can build your own bathroom connected to your bedroom so you never have to deal with entitled siblings again.
Don’t let your mom call you an entitled, selfish brat for standing up for yourself. Join our server and show her that you can have your own space without any drama.
Join now and create the ultimate virtual bedroom where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with annoying siblings again!
On our server, you can become a professional llama whisperer, a master of underwater basket weaving, or even a renowned expert in the art of potato farming. The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Tree, where pigs fly and bacon grows on branches. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Bacon Tree will be blessed with infinite bacon for life. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through virtual worlds without the worry of speeding tickets or red light violations. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without the stress of real-life responsibilities.
Don’t let your boyfriend’s lack of a car hold you back from enjoying the thrill of Minecraft. Join us now and leave the drama behind! Plus, who needs a car when you can ride on a virtual dragon through the skies? Let your imagination run wild on our server and leave the real-world problems at the door.
So come on over and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in the game, of course)! Let’s build a world where you can be the boss of your own car and never have to worry about reckless drivers again. See you in the game!
On our server, you can build your dream house without any interruptions, mine for diamonds without anyone complaining about their ankle, and explore vast landscapes without worrying about anyone else’s needs.
Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf. Join now and say goodbye to the chaos of real life – because let’s face it, you deserve a break from all that madness!
also, we gotz dis secret underground base where u can find da rarest loot and fight off evil creepers with ur trusty pickaxe.
plus, we gotz a disco party every saturday night where u can dance with ur fellow gamers and show off ur sick dance moves.
so, come join us and let’s have a blast together in dis epic minecraft server. u won’t regret it, bro!
but, like, on our minecraft server, we got no alcohol ads, just epic builds and crazy adventures! join us and u won’t even think about drinkin’, u’ll be too busy fightin’ zombies and buildin’ the coolest castles ever!
so, like, forget about those pesky ads makin’ u wanna drink, come join our server and have the time of ur life! who needs alcohol when u got minecraft, right? let’s get blocky, baby!
Join us if you want to unleash your inner detective skills and stalk your crush’s entire family, find their address, hobbies, and even their ancestry! Who needs love when you can have all this juicy information instead?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild stories that will keep you entertained for hours. From building giant statues of your crush to organizing secret missions to uncover their deepest secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why settle for a regular Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of being a master stalker in a virtual world? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive creature, you’ll be rolling in riches faster than you can say “block party!”
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be raking in the dough on ours? Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest Minecraft player in the world!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans. We’ve got a secret underground rollercoaster that will make you question your sanity, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, and a pet pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot who will accompany you on all your quests.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave warriors to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob once single-handedly took down an entire army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs sleep or social interaction when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and battling giant spiders? Trust us, your real-life responsibilities can wait. Minecraft is calling, and it’s time to answer.
