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  • Slidr Junior High Fun Zone

    Slidr Junior High Fun Zone

    # Slidr Junior High School SMP Code of Conduct

    Welcome to our server!

    To keep it fun and safe, please follow these rules. By playing here, you agree to this Code of Conduct.

    ## 1. Be Respectful

    Treat all players with kindness.

    No bullying, harassment, or hate.

    Respect others’ space and builds.

    ## 2. No Swearing or Bad Language

    This is a family-friendly server.

    No bad words in chat, signs, or names.

    Keep jokes and talks for all ages.

    ## 3. No Griefing or Stealing

    Don’t destroy or change others’ builds.

    Stealing is a big no-no.

    If it’s not yours, don’t touch it.

    ## 4. Play Fair

    No cheating or hacks.

    No X-ray, auto-clickers, or exploits.

    ## 5. Use Chat Responsibly

    Don’t spam or use too many caps.

    No ads or self-promo without asking.

    Listen to mods and staff.

    ## 6. Consequences

    Breaking the rules can lead to:

    Warnings

    Temporary or permanent bans

    Rollback of builds or progress

    All punishments are up to the mods.

    ## Final Notes

    This server is a place to have fun. Let’s help each other enjoy the game!

    If you see rule-breaking, tell a mod or admin.

    slidr.iscool.fun

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  • Minecraft Server: Auntie Mayhem

    Minecraft Server: Auntie Mayhem

    **Welcome to the Eternal Void Minecraft Server – No Returns!**

    Join our server where the pixels bleed rainbows and the blocks ask existential questions. Throw your sanity into a cauldron of madness and brew a potion of eternal confusion! Who needs logic when you can have dance parties with Creepers, and battle llamas with karate chops!?

    Features That Will Leave You Questioning Reality

    FeatureDescription
    Blindfolded Build-OffsBuild a house while blindfolded! Warning: actual blindness may occur if you believe too hard.
    Invisible MobsFrighteningly real monsters that might be there or might just be figments of your imagination. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…ish.
    Time Travel ZonesEnter a portal and experience medieval Minecraft, but with futuristic chests filled with candy! You might end up in 3056 or just past lunch.
    Unexpected DeathtrapsStep on a block and you might just explode. Or transform into a cow. Maybe both? It’s all about the luck of the pixels!
    Infinite Loops of ConfusionSit down, platzien your feet, and ponder why you’re lost in a loop that leads back to the spawn point after every five jumps! Life is an illusion!

    Praise from the Lovingly Insane Community

    “I entered the Nether and came out as a potato. Best life choice ever!”

    “My friend turned into a fish during PvP. We laughed until our fingers fell off!”

    “Unicorns spitting glitter and my whole inventory vanished. 10/10 – true life experience!”

    “The server crashed, and a dragon waltzed into my living room. Call your therapist!”

    Join Us or Be Forever Trapped in this Dimension!

    Remember, reality is a suggestion and logic is for the weak! Join the Eternal Void, or I will send my enchanted chickens to peck at your dreams! Watch the sky turn green as we gallivant through pixels!

    WARNING: The Wishing Well Knows Your Secrets

    If you hear whispers in the dark, it’s just Steve trying to have a conversation. Do not trust the llamas; they’ve seen things. Whatever you do, don’t feed the bacon sandwiches after midnight, or the (in)famous Slaughterfish will rise again.

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  • JavaJolt Minecraft Server

    JavaJolt Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take coffee brewing to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of measuring coffee grounds to the exact gram, pre-warming mugs in the microwave like a pro, and mastering the art of milk temperature perfection.

    Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge and enjoy being micromanaged to the extreme. Are you ready to face the ultimate test of making the perfect cup of coffee, or will you crumble under the pressure like a soggy biscuit?

    Join us now and show off your barista skills while navigating through the drama of coffee preferences. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to making the best coffee in the universe! Just remember, there’s no room for laziness or unaccommodating behavior here – only the finest coffee connoisseurs need apply.

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  • BrattyCraft Minecraft Server

    BrattyCraft Minecraft Server

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let loose and have a wild time like a group of old ladies on a weekend getaway? Look no further! Our server is filled with drinking, shenanigans, and pure silliness – just like Carla and her crew.

    Join us for crazy adventures and outrageous fun! We even have an indoor pool where you can bring your toddlers for a morning swim session. But beware, only female-presenting adults are allowed to bring the little ones, and the party doesn’t stop just because the kids are around.

    And if you’re worried about petty drama like Jen causing a scene, don’t worry – we don’t tolerate spoiled brats here. Join us and let your inner grandma go wild on our server. Who knows, you might even end up calling out some troublemakers yourself!

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  • Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server

    Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot laser beams out of their eyes. That’s right, you don’t want to mess with these bad boys!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a group of zombie chickens who are fiercely protective of their loot.

    3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

    4. Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who love to trade rare items for hugs. Just be careful not to accidentally squish them with your giant Minecraft feet!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Momzilla’s Minecraft Server

    Momzilla’s Minecraft Server

    Hey there Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual soap opera!

    Join our server for the wildest wedding drama you’ve ever seen! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be caught up in the chaos of family feuds and demands for weddings.

    Picture this: a bride and groom who just want to elope and travel to Japan for their honeymoon, but oh no, here comes the mother demanding a full-blown wedding because she never got to have one herself. She’s pulling out all the stops to make sure her daughter has the wedding of her dreams, whether she likes it or not!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between the bride, the groom, and the meddling mother as they argue over whose wedding it really is. Who will come out on top? Will the bride give in to her mother’s demands or will she stand her ground and elope as planned?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous demands, and unexpected twists and turns. You won’t find this level of drama anywhere else, so grab your popcorn and get ready for the wedding showdown of the century!

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