Resolution MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PunchCraft: Where Violence Solves Everything

aggression, PunchCraft, Performance, physicality, Intensity

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle all our problems with a good old fashioned wrestle! punch, kick, and slam your way to victory as you battle it out with other players in the ring.

we have crazy matches like lava pit deathmatch, diamond sword showdown, and creeper cage match.

but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like the annual ender dragon rumble, where players team up to take down the mighty beast and claim the title of champion.

so if you’re looking for a server where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged, then Processional Wrestling is the place for you. join now and let the battle begin!

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TheDebateEnder Minecraft SMP

Dispute, Victory, final decision, controversy, Game

Are you tired of arguing with your friends about who was the most overpowered player in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to settle the score once and for all! Join us and show off your insane skills that will make everyone else bow down in awe. Whether you’re a master builder or a PvP god, this server is the ultimate battleground for proving your dominance. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world why you’re the true MVP of Minecraft!

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ParentalPurgeMC

Quiet, disturbance, resolution, noise, wine

Are you tired of dealing with noisy adults who just won’t let you sleep? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own hotel room and kick out any noisy guests who disturb your peace! No more bottles of wine and loud chatter keeping you up at night – just peaceful building and crafting to your heart’s content.

On our server, you can create your own rules and kick out any unwanted visitors who overstay their welcome. No more being called TA for wanting a good night’s sleep – here, you’re the boss of your own hotel room kingdom.

So come join us on our server and build the hotel room of your dreams, where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any noisy interruptions. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a virtual world of peace and tranquility? Join now and say goodbye to noisy adults forever!

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Nagatoro’s MineCraft Server

Epilogue, resolution, adaptation, fan theories, relationships

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas, treasure hunts for enchanted golden pickaxes, and a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

And if you’re wondering about the epilogue, well let’s just say it involves a showdown with a giant dancing Ender Dragon who challenges you to a dance-off for ultimate victory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

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GazaCraft: No Silence, Just Blocks

Silence, Conflict, HUMAN RIGHTS, Netanyahu, united states

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy missions like saving villagers from zombie invasions and building eco-friendly farms to feed the whole server! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in the minecraft universe! u will not be silent in this epic adventure!

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DebateSettler Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, finality, Conclusion, endless debate, unending debate

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and breaking, epic battles over who gets to build the next giant statue of a potato, and more plot twists than a soap opera. Join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs to watch reality TV when you can live it in our server? Join now and prepare for the drama!

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WifeBroRejectMCServer

resolution, family, Conflict, Boundaries, living situation

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with family drama, teenage angst, and a touch of narcissism!

Imagine a server where you not only build your dream world, but also navigate through complex family dynamics. From overprotective mothers to rebellious siblings, our server has it all. And let’s not forget about the dramatic boyfriend who put hands on someone – talk about juicy gossip!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get to experience the thrill of hosting a minor in your virtual home. Will you be the responsible adult or the cool older sibling figure? The choice is yours!

So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

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PixelHub Minecraft Server

feelings, PixelHub, advice, validation, husband

Are you tired of constantly being asked if you’re okay in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever ask you if you’re okay, because let’s be real, we’re all just blocks here.

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of being constantly questioned about your feelings. You can build to your heart’s content without anyone bothering you with unnecessary questions.

And if you ever feel like venting, our chat is always open for you to express yourself without fear of judgment. So join us and escape the constant interrogation of real life, because in our Minecraft world, the only question you’ll ever hear is “do you need more diamonds?”

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BabyCuts Minecraft Server

Confrontation, VIOLATION, Boundaries, baby mullet, BETRAYAL

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

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ShoalShowdownCraft

Deal, Diplomacy, SOVEREIGNTY, maritime conflict, Peacekeeping

lol dis server is like the china and philippines tryna reach a deal to stop clashes at a shoal but instead of fighting we be building and crafting together like besties. join dis server if u wanna be part of a peaceful revolution in minecraft where we all come together and create epic builds instead of epic battles. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that will make u the richest player ever. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history, one block at a time!

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