Resolution MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TaiwanUNlocked

cross-strait relations, administrative power, international law, Dutch House of Representatives, acknowledgement

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier laws than the Dutch House of Representatives passing resolutions 🤪 we don’t let China boss us around like they try to do with Taiwan, we stand up for what’s right and let Taiwan have their own representation in the UN 🌍👊

our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos 🎢 you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a herd of llamas will invade your base or a giant chicken will start a dance party in the town square 💃🐔

we have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like a castle made entirely out of cheese or a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall 🧀🔥 and don’t even get me started on our secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps 😱💰

so come join us on this wacky adventure and see why our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play minecraft 🤪🎮 you won’t regret it, unless you’re afraid of llamas or giant chickens, then maybe stay away 😂🦙🐓

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EuroProtest Minecraft Server

finance, Government, international relations, Europe, Diplomacy

LOL, imagine if the IMF was a Minecraft server, and these nine European countries were like, “NO WAY, we don’t want you coming back to Russia!” Like, they’re all teaming up and building giant pixelated signs that say “NO IMF ALLOWED” in front of the server spawn point. And then the IMF is just like, “But guys, we just want to help with the economy and stuff!” But the countries are all like, “NOPE, not on our watch!” It’s like a crazy political drama, but in Minecraft form. Join our server for all the pixelated protests and drama you could ever want! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the IMF spies. It’s a wild ride, so come join us now!

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CeasefireCraft – No New Conditions

Israel, Agreement, conditions, Ceasefire, Palestinian

So, like, come join our Minecraft server, cuz like, we got hamas ready to implement ceasefire without new conditions! like, who knew hamas was into Minecraft, right? but like, they’re super chill and just wanna build and mine with us. so come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you on our server! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with hamas and take on the Ender Dragon together! it’s gonna be epic, so don’t miss out!

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AquaCraft Minecraft Server

resolution, Europe, CASE, Legal, Environmental

LOL OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A FINE FRENCH MINERAL WATER, BUT BETTER! WE GOT NESTLE WATER VIBES, BUT WITHOUT THE BAD PRESS! JOIN US AND PAY A €2 MILLION FINE TO RESOLVE ALL YOUR MINECRAFT WOES! WE GOT WATER, WE GOT MINERALS, WE GOT CASES OF GOOD TIMES WAITING FOR YOU! COME ON IN AND MAKE A SPLASH WITH US!

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LockedOutCraft

relationship, Keys, home, Communication, Habit

Are you tired of being locked out of your own house because your significant other can’t remember to take their keys out of the door? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being locked out again!

On our server, you can build a virtual house with a keyless entry system, so you’ll never have to deal with the frustration of being locked out. Plus, if you ever do get locked out, our friendly community is always there to help you out and let you back in.

So come join us and say goodbye to the days of waiting outside for someone to let you in. Join now and never deal with annoying key-related issues again!

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Shiori’s Epic Minecraft Server – Chapter 3

Cliffhanger, Fiction, resolution, Shioris, Adventure

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where the only mystery is why you’re still playing? Well, look no further, because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and more creepers than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our server is so mysterious, even Herobrine himself is scratching his blocky head in confusion.

From hidden treasure hunts to secret underground lairs, there’s always something new to discover on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the mystery of life in a whole new blocky way. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you never know what crazy shenanigans await you in our pixelated world.

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SudanSOS Minecraft Server

Wake Up, united nations, Help, Peace, Minecraft

hey u, ya u, listen up!!! do u like minecraft? do u like havin a good time? well then u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest party in town but in minecraft form!!! we got pigs flyin, cows doin the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancin like there’s no tomorrow!!!

u won’t believe the adventures u’ll have on this server, it’s like goin on a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with lava!!! and the best part is, u get to help save sudan from all the conflict goin on, just by playin minecraft!!! WHO’s Tedros himself said it, so u know it’s gotta be true!!!

so what are u waitin for? come join the fun and help make the world a better place, one block at a time!!! let’s show sudan that even in minecraft, we got their back!!!

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WifeWarsMC

Communication, Social Group, boardgames, Miscommunication., Conflict

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel excluded like this poor wife at board game night? Look no further than our server, where everyone is included no matter what game they want to play!

Join our server and never worry about feeling left out because you don’t want to play a certain game. We have a special feature that reads your mind and automatically suggests games that you actually want to play. No more awkward situations like this poor wife had to endure!

Plus, our server is filled with extroverted players who will never let you sit out and watch. They will drag you into the game kicking and screaming if they have to! So come join us and experience the most inclusive Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Bank Chase Minecraft SMP Glitch Fails Loss Porn

error, glitch, Problem, finance, Account..

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more fails and losses than a Chase Bank “glitch”! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and epic fails that will have you crying with laughter.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good challenge and thrive on chaos. From accidentally blowing up your own base to losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, our community is always ready to laugh it off and move on to the next crazy adventure.

But that’s not all – we also have a special section dedicated to posting your most outrageous fails and losses for everyone to enjoy. Whether you accidentally hit a pigman and got swarmed by angry mobs or fell into a pit of creepers, we want to see it all!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage a little – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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WishFixer Minecraft SMP

Dilemma, dream come true, wish fulfillment, wish, Issue

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the answer to all your wishes! Literally.

Join our server and you’ll have the power to make one wish to fix any problem you want. Creeper blew up your house? Wish for a giant force field around your base. Zombie apocalypse? Wish for a never-ending supply of diamond swords. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and make them do your bidding. Need a ride across the map? Just ask the Ender Dragon Whisperer to send one your way!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where wishes come true and dragons are at your beck and call. Who needs reality when you have our insane Minecraft SMP to escape to?

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