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  • Redpill Resistance Minecraft Server

    Redpill Resistance Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a normie? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the woke gamers out there!

    Join us if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of Minecraft. Our mountains of redpills will open your third eye and reveal the truth about everything. And if you don’t believe us, well, you must either be mentally handicapped or a kike/demon. It’s the only logical explanation, right?

    So come on, join our server and embark on a journey of enlightenment and conspiracy theories. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate truth behind Herobrine and the Illuminati’s involvement in Minecraft. Don’t be a normie, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Fiery Women Minecraft SMP

    Fiery Women Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the women are fierce and they want the world to burn – literally! Join us if you’re ready for some chaotic fun and wild adventures.

    Our server is run by a group of women who are tired of playing by the rules. They’ve decided to take matters into their own hands and create a world where anything goes. Want to build a giant lava pit in the middle of town? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village? Knock yourself out. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky rules).

    But beware, the women of this server are not to be messed with. They’ve been known to set fire to entire forests just for fun and unleash hordes of creepers on unsuspecting players. If you want to survive in this world, you’ll need to be quick on your feet and ready for anything.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us. Just be prepared to face the wrath of some seriously badass women who are not afraid to let the world burn.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Glowies You Won’t Do Shit Minecraft SMP

    Glowies You Won’t Do Shit Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Glowies won’t stand a chance against our epic community of players. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But that’s not all. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any intruders trying to grief our builds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and show those Glowies who’s boss. Trust us, your war in Ukraine will be over before you know it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let us tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and diamonds rained from the sky. But that’s not all! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Plus, we have the craziest mini-games like “Zombie Pigman Polo” and “Ender Dragon Dance-Off.” So why wait? Join now and let the adventures begin! And remember, on our server, the only thing holding you back is your own imagination, not Islam or Palestinians.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

    Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

    We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • P O W E R F U L – Minecraft Server

    P O W E R F U L – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with chuds and incels? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and stand in front of virtual rifles to protect democracy in our pixelated world. The future is female on our server, and we don’t tolerate any moid chuds trying to bring us down. So come on, join us and show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft battles you’ve ever seen. Plus, we have llamas that can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard that right. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those chuds who’s really in charge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Slayer’s Reality Minecraft Server

    The Slayer’s Reality Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where slayers are no longer slaying monsters but instead riding mountain bikes! Yes, you heard that right – forget swords and armor, it’s all about pedal power now!

    Join us on this wild adventure where the powers that be have decided that the only way to survive in this world is by shredding gnarly trails on your trusty mountain bike. Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have sick jumps and epic downhill races?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane reality where the line between fantasy and extreme sports is blurred. So grab your helmet, saddle up, and get ready to conquer the mountains in ways you never thought possible. See you on the trails, mtb slayers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Marie’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Marie’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and help Marie Gluesenkamp Perez take down fascist Trumpism in America and defeat billionaire South African oligarchs like Elon Musk and Peter Thiel! Build your own resistance base, gather allies, and launch epic raids on the evil overlords’ strongholds. Plus, rumor has it that Marie herself will be logging on to personally thank all her supporters with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bitcoin Down 1% Minecraft SMP

    Bitcoin Down 1% Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

    Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the price of Bitcoin dictates our every move. When Bitcoin goes down 1%, we have billions of bears crowing and sacrificing sheep to the Bull God in hopes of a price increase.

    But that’s not all! We have insane challenges like building a rollercoaster out of obsidian or creating a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. The crazier, the better!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next sacrifice for the Bull God!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server

    Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP