Resist MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Colorado Creepers: Where even politicians can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

RIP Colorado, democrats, state house, legislation, Colorado legislature

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server where we have banned all “assault weapons” to create a peaceful and harmonious virtual world. Our state-of-the-art ban system will make sure no pixelated guns ruin the fun for anyone. Plus, our server is controlled by Democrats who will ensure that only the most progressive and inclusive players are allowed to join. Say goodbye to chaos and hello to a utopian Minecraft experience. Join now before Colorado’s state house comes for your virtual weapons next!

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CraftyControllerCraft – Where even your PlayStation controller can’t resist joining the fun!

console gaming, Shit battery life, xbox controller, trigger buttons, Uses AA batteries

Are you tired of dealing with crappy controllers on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have controllers that will blow your mind! Our PlayStation controller has a battery life that lasts longer than a diamond pickaxe, our Xbox controller uses AA batteries that are actually made of enchanted diamonds, and our Switch Pro Controller has a D pad so precise, you’ll be able to build a pixel-perfect replica of the Eiffel Tower!

Join our server and experience the joy of gaming with controllers that will make you question why you ever settled for less. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll even find a controller that can summon a herd of creepers to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let the controller madness begin!

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Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!

humanitarian, homelessness, long-term solutions, displacement, intervention

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!

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Crafty AF: Where even the noobs can’t resist playing for more than an hour

second game, Endurance, Improvement, Challenging, Repetition

Are you tired of boring, long Minecraft servers where you constantly die due to clunky controls? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where you’ll never have a dull moment.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden village where villagers throw parties every night.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them isn’t for more wishes).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away from the lava pits).

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Church of Minecraft: Where even moms can’t resist the blocky fun! LOL

MONEY, GOD, lol, anger towards church, BETRAYAL

Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of scamming churches and non-existent gods! Our server is a safe haven for all those looking to build, explore, and troll their friends with epic pranks. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds – sorry mom, no church donations needed here! So come join us and let’s create our own virtual paradise away from the real world nonsense. Who needs church when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities?

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BidenCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist his charm!

Women, candidates, Polls, opposition, Charm

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Biden supporters soaring to new heights while Trump supporters are literally turning into wild creatures!

Join us for a wild ride where the polls are always in your favor and the only thing you’ll be farming is laughter. Who needs diamonds when you can have a server full of craziness like this? Don’t be a Trump supporting woman, join us and let your Biden flag fly high!

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WhoreCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist the ARLive shenanigans

Shenanigans, ARlive, hypocritical, WhoreCraft, Behavior

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex on a night out? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who are anything but shy virgins with social anxiety. Join us for a crazy time where you can let loose and be whoever you want to be, just like that girl at the ARLive who suddenly turned into a party animal. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your inner wild child too! So come on, join us and let’s get this virtual party started!

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Crafty Turntables: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

humor 9. Laugh out loud, Michael Scott quote 10. The Office meme, TV comedy, quote 2. Unexpected, Reversal

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a single diamond? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they never know what crazy shenanigans are going to happen next.

Join us for epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure rainbow and unicorn tears. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Oh how the turntables, indeed!

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Girl Power Craft: Where Even /v/ Can’t Resist Losing

#videogames, girl, bossbattle, #achievementunlocked, GamersUnite

Are you tired of losing to girls in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! We’ve got hidden bosses that will challenge even the most skilled players, and rumor has it, one of them is actually a character you know in real life. But don’t worry, they won’t hold back just because they know you. Plus, we have a boss that uses the aisu-kage style – a style so rare, you can’t even refight him! Join our server and prove your worth against these epic challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress that girl you keep losing to.

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HoloCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist going viral!

virtual youtubers, viral memes, Japanese entertainment, hololive, social media

Are you tired of all the hololive memes taking over your feed? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we only meme about nijisanji! That’s right, say goodbye to all those pesky hololive references and hello to Eliramama, Ennamama, and so much more ridiculousness.

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a giant statue of your favorite nijisanji VTuber? Easy peasy. And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next nijisanji meme legend.

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