Resist MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Jew Crew – Where even rightwingers can’t resist the taste of our blocks!

corophillia, Resist, intolerance, Crafty, Xenophobia

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!

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Taxcraft: Where even Democrats can’t resist the riches!

Rich, Partisan, Wealthy, Tax, Economy

Are you tired of boring old politics and taxes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build your own tax-free paradise where the only rule is to have fun! Who needs Democrats when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of rich llamas who are just looking for some new players to join their wild adventures. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s overthrow the tax system one block at a time!

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Crafty AF Server: ‘>be me’ – Where even creepers can’t resist a good meme!

CREEPERS, still have yet to even go on a date, Crafty, hopelessness, Server

Are you tired of bad luck ruining your love life in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where rejection doesn’t exist!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a beautiful player appears, ready to go on a virtual date with you. But wait, there’s a twist! They’re actually a secret agent on a mission to steal your diamonds! Can you outsmart them and win their heart?

Or how about this scenario: you’re building a castle with your Minecraft crush when suddenly a potion of love is accidentally thrown, causing chaos and hilarious hijinks as everyone on the server falls in love with each other!

Don’t let bad luck get you down, join our server and experience a love life full of surprises and laughter. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks!

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BlockyBanter: Where even the creepers can’t resist a good laugh

r9k, online forum, Inappropriate Behavior, Resist, community guidelines

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules like a bunch of sheep? Well, look no further because our server is a total free-for-all! We encourage players to drop their pictures, break all the rules, and cause chaos like never before. Our Mods are too busy laughing at the madness to actually help, so you’re on your own! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and unforgettable moments. Just remember, anything goes on our server – including breaking all the rules!

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BlockyBets: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to leverage trade in Minecraft!

Trading Strategies, Profitability, market volatility, trading psychology, margin trading

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee that you will become a billionaire overnight with our special leverage trading feature! Forget about mining for diamonds, just use our magical trading system and watch your virtual bank account explode with riches!

Join us and experience the thrill of risking it all with leverage trading. Who needs safety and caution when you can live on the edge and potentially lose everything in the blink of an eye? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your virtual currency, but way more fun!

Don’t listen to the naysayers who say it’s not possible to be profitable with leverage trading. They just haven’t experienced the magic of our server yet. Trust us, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time. Just be prepared for some wild ups and downs along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness of leverage trading take you on a wild ride to financial freedom (or bankruptcy, but let’s not focus on the negatives)!

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DisgustCraft: Where Minecraft meets meme culture! Join now and find out why people can’t resist!

Resist, why, disgust, DisgustCraft, meets

Are you tired of dealing with dramafags and their shenanigans on other servers? Well, fear not because our server is drama-free and full of hilarious chaos instead! Join us and witness the epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens and evil llamas plotting world domination. And as for that one guy you’re curious about, rest assured he’s not like Vox – he’s actually a secret agent sent to protect us from the dreaded Blocktopians who want to turn all the diamonds into dirt blocks. So come on, join us and let’s create some wacky memories together!

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Crafty AF Server: ‘>be me’ – Where even creepers can’t resist a good story

Crafty, Server, gtbe, walking down the road, Resist

> Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about accidentally thinking inappropriate thoughts about cute girls ever again! Our server is werewolf-free and guaranteed to keep your mind focused on building epic structures and exploring new lands. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be disgusted with is how addictive our server is! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

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IllusionCraft: Where Genjutsu Gets the Spotlight!

ILLUSION, Genjutsu, save-or-suck, IllusionCraft, Itachi

Are you tired of boring old Genjutsu being ignored in Naruto? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all things illusion! Join us for a wild ride where illusion powers are the main event and not just a side show.

Imagine a world where you can turn the environment into a crazy, psychedelic wonderland or transform into a monstrous beast to strike fear into your enemies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of using illusion powers in combat like never before. Who needs Taijutsu and Ninjutsu when you have the power of mind-bending illusions on your side? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the illusions begin!

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TroyCraft: Where Even the Greeks Can’t Resist!

video games, liked, Trojan War, gaming preferences, unpopular opinion

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like Total War Troy on steroids! Join us for epic battles, mythical creatures, and a quest for the ultimate Minecraft victory!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a Minotaur appears and challenges you to a duel. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with treasure guarded by a pack of angry Cyclops. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles that await you in our server.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a griffin, summon a kraken to do your bidding, and even transform into a powerful demigod with god-like powers. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of adventure, danger, and plenty of laughs, then join our server today. Who knows what crazy antics and epic battles await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

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WelpCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist the NXT-level fun!

Event, NXTlevel, Awesome, WelpCraft, Thrilling

So you think NXT was awesome? Well, wait till you hear about our Minecraft server! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a llama mafia who only accept players with a good sense of humor and a love for all things ridiculous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the DJs. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, you’ll be granted access to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, join our Minecraft server and prepare to laugh, dance, and duel your way to victory. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. See you there!

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