And get this, every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of the spawn town and starts laying explosive eggs everywhere. It’s chaos, but it’s so hilarious to watch everyone run around trying to avoid getting blown up.
Oh, and did I mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? Yeah, you can ride around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. It’s like a dream come true!
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs!
imagine, you mining dem diamonds like a boss, building dem epic structures like a pro, all cuz you got dat grit boost from our server. ain’t no one gonna mess with you when you got dat confidence, son.
so come join us and level up yo grit to infinity and beyond! ain’t no stopping you now, you gonna be da king of Minecraft in no time. let’s get it, fam!
Imagine a place where you can build a fortress out of hand sanitizer bottles and battle against mobs of toilet paper hoarders. Or maybe you’d prefer to embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Mask of Immunity, rumored to protect its wearer from all viruses and germs.
But beware, rumors say that a group of anti-maskers have taken over a village and are spreading misinformation about the pandemic. Will you be the hero that sets things right and restores peace to the land?
Join us on our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where the only thing contagious is laughter!
So, like, I joined this SMP and suddenly I was the best builder ever. I built a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn, it was epic. And then I found a partner who had this superpower where they could make diamonds rain from the sky. Like, what even is that? It was insane.
But yeah, if you join this SMP, you’ll find the perfect partner who will make all your flaws disappear. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft. So come join us and experience the magic for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!
But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have this secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a treasure hunt every day, trying to find where we stashed all our loot. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with llamas. It was hilarious, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever and learn some mad skills like chicken riding and llama pranking, you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
IF YOU JOIN DIS SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET CAVE FILLED WITH CHICKENS WEARING TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. OR MAYBE YOU’LL STUMBLE UPON A VILLAGER VILLAGE WHERE THEY ALL SPEAK IN SHAKESPEAREAN ENGLISH.
SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE GRASS IS PURPLE AND THE CREEPERS GIVE OUT FREE HUGS. IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE.
Welcome to Scav’s Lifesteal! This is the very beginning of the server, more things to be out, new changelogs to be held. This server features the game mode of LifeSteal, where a player kills another player to steal a heart to be the strongest player on the server and conquer the server. The more hearts you steal, the more powerful you become.
203.124.34.41:5555
IN RetroCrafters is a personal project created in 2014.
10 years later, I decided to revive the server for all the people who want to enjoy it. It runs on 1.7.2 (the original version of the server) and I don’t have any reason to change it.
If you want to enjoy Pre 1.8 content, it’s your opportunity! ————————————————————————- ES
RetroCrafters is a personal project that was created in 2014.
10 years later, I decided to revive the server for all the people who want to enjoy it. It runs on 1.7.2 (the original version of the server) and I have no reason to change it.
If you want to enjoy Pre 1.8 content, now is your chance!
RetroCrafters.ddns.net
88.198.64.152
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you navigate through the treacherous lands and even teach you how to tame a creeper as your loyal pet.
Forget about eternal suffering and join us for a chance to create your own paradise filled with rainbow-colored sheep and diamond-encrusted trees. Who needs to be impaled and burned for eternity when you can ride a unicorn through a field of glitter and rainbows?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and escape the black void of eternal suffering for a world of endless fun and adventure!
On our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of being evicted, because let’s be real, who needs a job when you have Minecraft skills? Plus, you won’t have to worry about giving your friends interview tips, because here, the only question you’ll be answering is “How did you build that amazing castle?”
So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be fired from is a cannon into the sky for a fun ride! See you there, single mom with two kids who definitely needs a break from reality!
Imagine a world where the villagers can’t stop spreading rumors about your character having secret romances with other players. Watch out for those pesky gossiping villagers who will stop at nothing to make your virtual life a living soap opera.
Embark on quests to clear your name, confront the gossipmongers, and prove that you’re not the homewrecker they make you out to be. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the whispers and lies?
Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have scandalous affairs and juicy rumors to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
Join our server and witness the epic showdown between the “Liar’s Lair” and the “Manipulator’s Mansion” – two factions battling it out for control of the server. Will you join forces with the truth-seekers or the master manipulators? The choice is yours!
But beware, rumor has it that there is a secret underground bunker where the most notorious liars and manipulators gather to plot their next move. Will you dare to venture into the depths of deception and deceit?
So come on down to our server and test your skills at spotting those sneaky liars and manipulators. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden truths along the way!
