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Grand Historians Records: Where pretend scholars argue about pixelated history!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cita_di_Octara
Owner	Tbgoes
Discord	Join Discord

About the Server

Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server set in the world of Aqias, with custom world-painted maps and various large-scale projects in progress.

Features:

Claim land for your nation
Write lore and history for your land
Engage in trade and commerce
Participate in epic battles
Build lasting structures

Server Specs:

5x Ryzen 9 7950X for hosting, ensuring no lag spikes.

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Join us today and become a part of the vibrant history of our server. Discord link: Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there paid ranks on the server?	No, we are staunchly anti-P2W, so there are no paid ranks or crates.
What kind of projects are ongoing on the server?	We are currently working on a multinational railway, building competitions, and national challenges organized by the admins.
Can I participate in server ages updates?	Yes, join us on the server to experience content updates, new areas, and updated plugins.

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The Grand Historian’s Forgotten Passwords [roleplay]

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cita_di_Octara
Discord	Join Now
Description	Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What can I do in the server?	– Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries
Are there paid ranks and crates?	No, the server is staunchly anti P2W so there will be no paid ranks and crates.
What are ages in the server?	Ages are content updates for the server where changes are made to what can be sold in the shop, new areas are added to the map, and new plugins are installed.
How is the server’s performance?	The server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes.
Where can I find more information?	– Discord – Wiki

NoiseComplaintsRUs

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Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a cacophony of screams that will keep you on your toes all day long. Our special feature includes a kid locked outside all day, screaming at the top of his lungs while wearing noise cancelling headphones. It’s like a concert you never asked for!

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NakedHouseWanderers

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the naked strangers in your house by building a virtual paradise! our server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance to dubstep.

we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade diamonds for cookies. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and potions that make you fly like a chicken.

but beware, there are rumors of a haunted pixel ghost who haunts the server at night, stealing all your precious diamonds and turning your house into a giant pumpkin. only the bravest players dare to face the ghost and reclaim their loot.

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NeighborlyCraft

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, building your lil dirt hut or whatever, when suddenly BAM! you got a neighbor! but like, not just any neighbor, a super cool one who builds giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and stuff.

on this server, there’s this crazy thing where every time you log on, your house moves a little bit closer to your neighbor’s. it’s like a game of real life monopoly, but with creepers and stuff.

and get this, every full moon, there’s a massive party where everyone dresses up as their minecraft skin and dances around a giant bonfire made of netherack. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream come true.

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SecondHomeCraft

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lol come join dis minecraft server where every empty house is a chance for u to make it ur second home. build ur dream house in da middle of nowhere and pretend u own da whole world. who needs real estate when u got pixels to play with, amirite?

we got a story where a player built a mansion on top of a mountain and declared himself king of the land. he made all da other players pay him taxes in diamonds or they had to fight in a gladiator arena. it was chaos but also kinda fun, u know?

so if u wanna be a land baron or just wanna build a giant statue of a chicken, dis server is for u. join now and let ur imagination run wild. who needs reality when u got minecraft, right?

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Pixelated Punsylvania: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in the land of Foldsville, there was a group of players who discovered a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. Legend has it that whoever joins our server will have the chance to uncover this hidden treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky animals you’ll come across in Foldsville.

And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can join our weekly prank wars where players compete to pull off the craziest and most hilarious pranks on each other. Just make sure you have your TNT ready!

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Blocky Bargains: Minecraft Real Estate – Buy a flat in Warsaw for $130k!

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Are you tired of missing out on amazing opportunities like buying a flat in Warsaw for only $130,000? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own virtual flat for free! And guess what? No one can swoop in and buy it before you because you’re the master of your own virtual universe!

Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!

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HangryCraft: NotYourMealDeal

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most outrageous and wild gameplay you’ve ever experienced!

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But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wacky that even the pigs can fly and the zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you. You’ll never know what to expect around the next corner, and that’s what makes it so exciting!

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CreepersAnonymous

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give out free hugs! That’s right, no more worrying about your buildings getting destroyed by those pesky green guys.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass just by hanging out with these blinged-out birds.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft, who knew he had such killer dance moves?

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BrickCraft: Putin’s Invite Declined

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and like, the reason why everyone wants to join is because the mobs are like, super chill and just wanna hang out. like, the creepers are all like, “hey man, can i help you build that house?” and the zombies are all like, “yo, let’s have a dance party instead of attacking you.”

plus, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers throw crazy parties and trade rare items for emeralds. it’s like, the coolest place ever.

so yeah, if you wanna have a blast and hang out with the serbian president (in spirit), you gotta join this server. it’s the bomb dot com, for real.

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Moon Volcano Fun Land

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have volcanos on the moon!!! yea u heard that right, MOON VOLCANOS!!! u can mine for moon rocks and build a base on the moon and maybe even ride a moon dragon if u lucky. we got space suits and moon buggies for u to explore the lunar surface. who needs earth when u can live on the moon and mine for moon diamonds. join now and be a moon miner extraordinaire!!! 🌕🌋🚀

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What is the IP for Slushy Noobz Minecraft Server?

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PixelmonBMC Server

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Portuguese:

Looking for the best Pixelmon server available for players from Portugal, Brazil, United States and other countries? Find the ideal server on BMC Servers Pixelmon, perfect for an international community of players passionate about Minecraft and Pokémon. With a robust infrastructure and a welcoming community, we offer an immersive gaming experience. Join us to explore a world full of adventures and capture your favorite Pokémon while interacting with players from all over the world!

English:

Looking for the best Pixelmon server accessible to players from Portugal, Brazil, the United States, and other countries? Discover the ideal server at BMC Pixelmon Servers, perfect for an international community of Minecraft and Pokémon enthusiasts. With a robust infrastructure and a welcoming community, we provide an immersive gaming experience. Join us to explore a world full of adventures, capture your favorite Pokémon, and interact with players from around the globe!

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Genetic Mindset Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a basic normie who does drugs, has tons of sex, and eats junk food? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your normie ways.

On our server, we have created a virtual world where cutting out all those vices will actually make you a Minecraft god. Imagine building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and crafting the most epic weapons all without the distractions of drugs and junk food.

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Men have ruined women’s wrestling Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of men ruining women’s wrestling? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, women reign supreme! Join us and show those pesky men who’s boss in the ring…or in this case, the virtual blocky world.

Not only do we have epic wrestling matches where women dominate, but we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their clucking tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Treasure Hunt, where players search far and wide for hidden booty (treasure, of course). Rumor has it that the booty is guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

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CraftyCrafter SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, building a castle out of enchanted cheese blocks, and racing llamas through a maze of lava pits.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon fashion show – last year, the dragon wore a top hat made of emeralds!

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Mine15Daily

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Join our Minecraft server and spend fifteen minutes a day dodging exploding chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling a horde of evil llamas! Our server is home to the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, a roller coaster made entirely of lava, and a giant statue of a potato that shoots out diamond blocks? Only on our server, of course!

So come on down and join us for some wacky and wild fun. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

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