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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8438 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Crops Grown: | 1416 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 96 |
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