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ChessMatesNursingHomeFun

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	8945
Enchantments Applied:	85	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your strategic skills and make you feel like a grandmaster? Look no further than our server, where you can face off against the legendary chess champion “Josh”!

Join our server and engage in epic chess battles with a 97-year-old former national champion who will give you a run for your money. Watch out, he may not remember what day it is, but he sure knows how to checkmate like a boss!

One player, let’s call him “Bob”, dared to challenge Josh and ended up getting schooled for 6 hours straight. Josh may have missed dinner, but he sure made Bob rethink his chess skills.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want to test your chess prowess against a seasoned veteran, join our server now! Who knows, you may even get called a “young punk” by Josh himself. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to play against the meanest old buzzard in the chess world!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

acknowledge, avatarfags, Board, camwhoring looks, CC sluts, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, disclose, discussion, e-swagger, favourite poster, ICKY, love, r9k, real ones, recognisable poster, Resident, Thread, Tripfaggots, write style

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

ADA, awful quests, bad thing, Character customization, clunky controls, content spread thin, cum rain, Disappointment, DLC CONTENT, Dragon’s Dogma 2, Dragon’s Smegma 2, DROPS, E-Celebs, e-celebs defend, empty world, enemies, enemy variety, Evil, Great, Gunplay, Haters, hit faster, hit harder, HITBOXES, improved, inertia, layered armor, menu mid combat, Mercenaries, mixed review, mtx outrage, no camp, old content, pawn AI, post game, realistic movement, remake, Resident, Resident Evil 4 Remake, serious, shills, shitposting, skeptical, Snoy moviegames, stagger, suitcase, swap weapons, Synthetic Man, Tlou, Trannybcat, vocations, ZombieCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	892012	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	1212

Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

CreeperConvo: “What’s the weirdest chat you’ve had?”

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Emeralds Found:	487	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Have you ever tried to trade diamonds with a chicken in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking pigs, dancing creepers, and secret underground villages run by llamas. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where Steve is actually a unicorn! So come on over and experience the craziest interactions you’ve ever had in Minecraft – we promise you won’t be disappointed!

PlagueCraft: Neolithic Crash

2900BC, 3300BC, ancient civilizations, ancient history, archaeological evidence, Cities, Civilisations, crash, disease outbreak, egypt, Epidemic, european history, historical events, Mesopotamia, Neolithic, Neolithic era, Neolithic population crash, Northern Europe, Plague, PlagueCraft, population collapse, population decline

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14

yo yo yo come join our server, where we got plagues and population collapses for days! forget about building boring old cities, we got neolithic chaos up in here! watch as civilizations crumble before your very eyes, all while trying to survive in a world gone mad. join now for a wild ride through history like you’ve never seen before!

Direwolvz Network

Adventure, battlepass, Boss, camaraderie, Community, DIREWOLF, Direwolvz Network, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, floating islands, Gaming, Journey, Legends, Lore, Magic, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, role playing, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7570	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Welcome to the Direwolvz Network!

Greetings, brave adventurers, and welcome to the Direwolvz Network, where boundless skies and endless possibilities await! As you embark on your journey amidst the floating islands of our Skyblock realm, we extend our heartfelt gratitude for choosing to join us on this epic adventure.

Within these pages, you’ll find the lore that guides our realm, where the majestic DireWolf reigns supreme as protector and guardian. It is a land of mystery and magic, where players rise through the ranks to become legends in their own right.

We want to extend our deepest thanks to each and every one of you for becoming a part of our community. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a fresh-faced newcomer, your presence enriches the tapestry of our server, and we are honored to have you with us.

Together, let us explore the wonders of the Direwolvz Network, forge new friendships, and create memories that will last a lifetime. May your adventures be filled with excitement, discovery, and the joy of camaraderie.

Once again, welcome to the Direwolvz Network. Thank you for joining us on this extraordinary journey!

With warm regards,

the DireWolvz Team

play.direwolvznetwork.com

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of being productive and actually accomplishing things in your life? Do you have way too much free time on your hands? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and crazy shenanigans. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So why waste your time being productive when you could be having a blast on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

ChampionCraft Minecraft Server

champion mentality, champion mindset, ChampionCraft, Champions, champions mindset, goal-setting, good morning, inspirational quotes, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, motivation, personal growth, positive affirmations, positive mindset, positivity, productivity, self improvement, Server, success, success habits

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (watch out for their explosive love though).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that you can use as currency. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where skeletons and zombies dance the night away to funky tunes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join us and become a true Champion!

PajamaPartyCraft

appropriate clothing, boys sleepwear, comfortable sleepwear, cultural norms, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, generational differences, household rules, loungewear, modesty, pajama shorts, PajamaPartyCraft, parenting choices, proper attire, sleep habits, sleepover etiquette, social expectations, step grandparents, teenage sons, underwear

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Enchantments Applied:	204
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your step-grandma’s fashion advice? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we require all players to wear pajamas while playing. That’s right, no half-naked gaming here!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate the world of Minecraft in style. Who knew pajamas could make such a difference in your gaming experience? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level (literally and figuratively), join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret pajama power-up that will help you dominate the game. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious gaming experience!

CraftyScam Minecraft Server

Cheating, CON, CraftyScam, Deceit, Deception, dishonest, dishonesty, everyday scam, Exploitation, Fake, fraud, hoax, Manipulation, Minecraft, rip off, ripoff, scam, scheme, Server, sham, swindle, Trickery, Unethical

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	8867
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and escape the biggest everyday scam of reality! On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about taxes, bills, or annoying neighbors. Our virtual world is a scam-free zone where you can let your creativity run wild and create the ultimate paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken karate. Join forces with these feathered warriors and take on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures and defeat evil mobs.

So why put up with the scams of everyday life when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest fantasies? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination!

RuleBreakCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Farms Harvested:	895
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Have you ever been on a Minecraft server where you had to follow the dumb rule of only building houses out of cheese? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the madness! Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and participate in epic dance battles with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

CraftyKallas Minecraft Server

Baltic states, CraftyKallas, Estonia, EU job, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, European leadership, european parliament, european politics, european union, Government, Kaja Kallas, leadership, Minecraft, News, political career, Politics, prime minister, public broadcaster, resignation, resignation announcement, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

lol ok so listen up, on this EPIC minecraft server, we got Estonian Prime Minister Kallas resigning for a EU job like WHAAAT. it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft, you gotta join just to see the drama unfold. who knew politics could be so spicy in a blocky world? come join us for the craziest plot twists and turns you’ve ever seen in a minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have llamas that can do the cha-cha, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyNATO_command

Alliance, command centre, cooperation, CraftyNATO_command, crisis management., Defense, eastern europe, Europe, germany, headquarters, international relations, launches, Military, military presence, nato, OPERATIONs, Partnership, SECURITY, strategic planning, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	336	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crops Grown:	4773	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the NATO launching a Ukraine command centre in Germany but with a twist! instead of world politics, we use blocks and creepers to settle our differences. you can be the hero that saves the day or the villain that destroys everything in sight. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, alliances, and maybe even a little bit of peace (but let’s be real, who wants peace in minecraft?) so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a battle like no other. NATO may have their command centre, but we have our minecraft world and we’re not afraid to use it!