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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6969 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 467 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS